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-[beatboxing]
-
[laughs]
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-Ouch. Watch it, bub.
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-Whoa, hey, what are you?
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-Umm, I'm an apple.
-[laughs]
-
Oh, that's good. [laughs]
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-What's so funny?
-
-So seriously, what are you?
-
-Like I said, I'm an apple.
-
-Yeah, and I'm a hippopotamus.
[laughs]
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-Hey, I'm an apple.
Why is that so hard to believe?
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-Apples are red, not green.
-
-No, apples can be green too.
-
-What? You're pulling my leg.
-No, I'm not.
-
-I know you're not,
I don't have any legs.
-
[laughs]
-[growls]
-
-Hey, maybe you're green because
you fell in some toxic waste.
-
-What? No.
-That's it, you're a mutant.
-
A teenage mutant ninja apple.
-No.
-
-♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Apple ♪
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♪ Weirdo with a green peel,
apple power ♪
-
[laughs]
-Would you please stop it?
-
-Hey! Hey, Mutant Ninja Apple.
-
-I'm just an apple.
-
-Hey! Hey, Mutant Ninja Apple! Hey!
-
-I'm not a mutant ninja.
-
Look, there are all
kinds of apples out there.
-
-Yeah, mutant apples.
-No, no, look,
-
there's apples like--like Red Delicious.
-
-(ladies) Ooh! Ooh!
-Easy, ladies.
-
There's plenty of delicious
me to go around. [chuckles]
-
-And there's other apples like
Red's cousin, Golden Delicious.
-
-Easy, ladies.
-
There's plenty of delicious
me to go around. [chuckles]
-
-Heck, there's even other green apples.
-
Check out Granny Smith.
-
-Come here and give me a kiss.
-
I've got a dollar.
-
-You see what I'm
talking about, Orange?
-
-Whoa! You guys aren't mutants at all.
-[sighs] Thank you.
-
-You're mighty morphin' power apples.
-
-Oh, crap.
-Make a giant robot. Make a giant robot.
-
-That's it, I give up.
-
-Hey, hey mighty morphin' mutant ninja.
-What?!
-
-Can you beatbox?
-Beat-what?
-
-Beatbox. Like this.
-
[beatboxing]
-
-Oh God, stop it!
-[continues beatboxing]
-
-Hey! Knock it off!
-[beatboxes]
-
-Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
-[laughs]
-
-You'll give me a
headache with all that noise.
-
Can you please just be
quiet just for a minute? Please!
-
-Okay... man.
-Thank you... geez.
-
-[beatboxes]
-[restrained growl]
-
-[beatboxes again]
-[grunts]
-
-[continues beatboxing]
-Would you please knock it off?!
-
I've had enough!
No more beatboxing!
-
-Why? It's cool.
-No, it's not cool.
-
It's stupid and annoying, just like you.
-
Tell me something, where you dropped
on your head one too many times?
-
-Hey! Hey, Mutant Ninja Apple!
-What?
-
-Shredder
-[shrieking]
-
-Oh no. Green's down.
We've got to stop it.
-
-And we can, but only if
we use our combined powers.
-
Right, Granny?
-Where's my hug?
-
-Ahhh...
-Ahhh...
-
[slicing sounds]
-Ow.
-
Are you a knife and teamwork?
[laughs]
-
Ooh, ouch.
-
-[growls]
-[laughs]
-
Hey, hey Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples.
-
You mutated into a pie. [laughs]
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♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples ♪
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♪ Heroes in a pie shell, pastry power ♪
-
[laughs]
-
-Who wants some prune juice?
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian
