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[Georgio] Ayo, what up, it's Georgio.
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I fucked your bitch in a Buick Encore.
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I'm here at MFF ready to fuck some shit up, y'all.
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[Newscaster] This is pornography, it's cartoons, it's aimed at children and it's wrong.
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[Asmongold] Every single one of the kids that's doing this was groomed by an adult to do this on the internet.
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[Announcer voice] Select mode!
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[Georgio] Happy New Year, the fuck is happy about this new year?
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Listen bitches, it's Georgio. The homosexual, furry, niche internet microcelebrity.
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Usually around this time of year I treat all 3,000 of my subscribers to a video of all the fun stuff I did at the Midwest Furfest furry convention.
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But I've been lacking motivation and feeling a slight desire to give a smooch to a speeding car
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[Meme audio, child] Mommy, mama, a girl behind-
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[Crash earrape]
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So I've been away and I've been feeling like shit for a few different reasons. One is a bunch of bad shit that happened in my personal life.
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Two, is that thing that happened two months ago. That one. The "Republicans run the country now" one.
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And two segues me into three, which is that now that Republicans have claimed sweeping victory over "woke libtards" like myself, I thought about quitting the whole furry YouTube thing.
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I kinda fucking hate being here now.
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[Man] I HATE BEING A
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[Dubstep music]
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Let me explain. I spent the past two and a half years on this website documenting my experiences in the furry community
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and also making fun of Republicans for feeling way too threatened by the furry community and the LGBT people who largely occupy it
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Because I think they're pretty harmless, even if, like me, they're strange.
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But now that Republicans won not just the Congress, the Senate, and the presidency,
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but also for the first time since 2004, the popular vote
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lots of Republicans are saying
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[Piers Morgan] So you want to admit you were completely and hopelessly wrong about this?
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I spent every weekend of my summer and fall knocking on doors for Kamala Harris
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not because I'm president of her fan club,
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but because I felt like the other candidate and his friendly gaggle of congressmen, senators, pundits and influencers wanted to restrict the rights of people like myself.
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[Charlie Kirk] It's in Leviticus 18, is that "thou shalt lay with another man, shall be stoned to death."
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[Nikki Haley] I actually said his "Don't say gay" bill didn't go far enough.
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[Mark Robinson] Transgenderism, homosexuality, any of that filth, and yes, I called it filth!
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[Dana Loesch] You know, sometimes bullying's not a bad thing.
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[Pete Buttigieg] There's also more personal rights. My right to have this ring on my finger, that I feel are much more secure if she's in charge, than if he's in charge.
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[Woman in red hoodie] And the evidence you have of Donald Trump being against gay marriage or wanting to roll back protections for gay folks to be married is what, exactly?
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[Buttigieg] Yeah, he- the evidence is that he ran for president with a platform that specifically said in black and white that they were against marriage equality.
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[Georgio] So when I campaigned every weekend I urged people to vote for my freedoms as a gay man, and the freedoms of people like me, and we fucking lost.
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And the Democrats' sweeping defeat got me wondering: did the Republicans have a point the whole time?
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Was the past two and a half years of my life a waste?
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Is the furry community something that I should actually be a part of?
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Maybe I should be embarrassed of the fact that I'm here.
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Maybe we as a community are wrong.
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So I'm going to examine all of the points that the GOP successfully made about people like us over the past election cycle
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and I'm gonna tell you why I considered leaving the furry community.
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[Georgio] Ah, it is a beautiful, chilly day in Rosemont, Illinois.
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[Asmongold] I view this in like the same way, as like a person wearing like BSDM gear
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to like a public event.
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It has heavy sexual overtones, it has a heavy sexual bent
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[Georgio] Hear me out.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Now listen, when I go to furry conventions, I look at it as good clean fun.
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[Jesse Watters] They like to go to conventions, kind of like a Comicon except everyone's dressed up like the Philly Fanatic.
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[Georgio] I used to work for the Guinness book of world records
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they'd fire me for putting you in for thiccest thighs.