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James Acaster: Never baked before.
Let alone competitively.
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Let alone on Bakeoff.
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It's the worst idea anyone's ever had.
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Paul Hollywood: The texture of your flapjack--
>> It is perf.
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>> --on the top, it looks
a bit wet.
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>> Oh yeah, that's 'cause
it's not baked yet.
(Prue and Noel laugh)
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>> Ah. I can explain this to you.
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Before it goes in the oven,
it's often a lot soggier.
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>>Right, ok.
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>> Is the texture ok? Good joke!
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Wanna shake my hand now or later?
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[Music]
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>> Up to you. You can shake it now
to save yourself the bother
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or you can shake it later on
and eat humble pie
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as well as these flapjacks.
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Sandy Toksvig: Bakers, you have half an hour.
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[Music]
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[Oven clatters]
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>> Right, I wish I were dead
(scoffs).
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I'm not taking that out the oven.
It's like a soup.
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[Music]
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>> Come on. Be magically done.
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The mixture is...still liquid.
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This is meant to be encouraging people
at home to get involved and bake
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for charity.
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This is the worst experience of my life!
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This is so bad.
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[Music stops]
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>> Can you tell us about your
flapjack, please?
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>> Started making it, had a breakdown,
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bon appétit!
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(Laughter)
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>> Bit of a small bit.
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Up to him.
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>> The reason I cut the end bit is
'cause actually, where it's browned
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and caramelized with the butter,
it's absolutely gorgeous.
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>> So delicious. Isn't it lovely
>> It is.
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Great flavor, not very well executed.
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>> Story of my life.
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(Laughter)
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>> I thought even if baking goes badly
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it's a bit of fun. It's not.
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No, not disappointed--scarred.
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[Water splashes into the bowl]
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>>Oh, too much, that's too much.
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This seems absolutely absurd.
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That is too much frozen butter.
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So, I've go excess dough.
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Rylan Clark: You shouldn't have excess
dough, no
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>> But, I cut it down
to the size it says here. I don't--
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>> You used the whole dough together
>> Yeah
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>> Like, that 10 centimeters by 25?
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>> Well, it's too late, now, so I'll--
I'll put the butter in.
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Noel Fielding: Where are the rest?
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>> Oh, let's be realistic.
(Noel laughs)
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[Music]
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[Music stops abruptly]
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>> Who is responsible for this?
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Well, all I can say, is it does have the
ingredients we gave you there.
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>> What more could you ask?
(laughter)
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>> Quite a lot more.
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>> We would like you to make a
meringue scene.
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Basically, your happy place.
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>> Cowabunga! Surf's up! I'm baking
my happy place, which is Wicksteed Park,
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which is Kettering's premier theme park.
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Russell Tovey: Do you want some salt?
I've got some salt.
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>> I'd love it. Thank you, Russell.
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Just, making my meringue taste
like the ocean.
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(Russell scoffs and laughs)
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>> Shouldn't really go in freehand,
should I? But--
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would someone who plays by the books
do this?
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[Music]
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>> Wiki bear, reclining on the ocean.
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I'm icing a raw egg. Does the name Prue
mean anything to you?
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I know I'm in danger of constantly adding
to perfection, you know?
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[Music]
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>> That is the roller coaster in meringue.
It's sweet egg flavor.
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(Laughter)
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>> Sweet egg?
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>> Now, see if you can spot
the secret ingredient in the water.
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>> No, is the answer.
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>> I put a little salt on it,
for a laugh!
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(Laughter)
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>> You're right, there is a hint.
>> I quite like it, actually.
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>> It's like salted caramel. It's true.
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>> I think it's brilliant, James.
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>> Thank you very much, Paul.
[Applause]. Thank you very much.
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Paul kinda gave me a look during that
showstopper that let me know:
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Obviously, we can't give it to you, but
you are Star Baker.
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[Music]
