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Legends tells of a legendary warrior . . .
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whose kung-fu skills were the stuff of legend.
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He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.
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I see you like to chew.
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Maybe you should chew on my fists!
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The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.
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Then he swallowed . . .
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and then he spoke.
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Enough talk.
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Let's fight!
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Sha-baa-booeee!
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He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
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My eyes!
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He's too awesome!
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And attractive.
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How can we repay you?
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There is no charge for awesomeness.
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Or attractiveness.
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It mattered not how many foes he faced.
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They were no match for his bodacity.
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Never before had a panda been so feared . . .
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and so loved.
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Even the most heroic heroes in all of China . . .
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the Furious 5 . . .
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bowed in respect to this great master.
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We should hang-out.
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Agreed.
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But hanging-out would have to wait . . .
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'cause when you're facing the 10k Demons of Shebon Mountain . . .
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there's only one thing that matters . . .
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and that's . . .
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Po.
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Get up.
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You'll be late for work.
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What?
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Po.
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Get up!
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Hey Po . . .
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What are you doing up there?
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Uh . . . Nothing.
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Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper, Tigress . . .
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Po . . .
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Let's go!
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You're late for work!
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Coming!
