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Annoying Orange: Luck o' the Irish

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    -[tune of Deck the Halls]: ♪ Bored-
    bored-bored-bored-bored-bored ♪
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    ♪ Bored-bored-bored-bored-bored-
    bored-bored-bored-bored ♪
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    [laughs]
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    Oh...
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    [poof!]
    Whoa!
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    -[singsong]:
    Here, goldie-goldie-goldie.
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    I know you're around here somewhere.
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    -It's the Jolly Green Giant!
    -Me?
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    No-no-no-no-no, I'm a leprechaun.
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    -I'm an orange.
    -Yeah, I can see that.
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    Good for you.
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    -Hey, who shrunk you,
    Jolly Green Giant?
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    You look like you just got
    out of the dryer. [laughs]
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    -I'm not a giant,
    I'm a leprechaun,
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    and I'm lookin' for me pot of gold.
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    -Oh, you mean this thing?
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    -Blast, how did I miss that?
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    All right, ya wee talkin' orange,
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    what do you take for me pot of gold?
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    -Huh?
    -The gold...
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    what do you want for it?
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    -Oh, I want a pot of gold.
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    -No. You don't get the got of gold;
    I get the pot of gold.
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    I tell ya, I'll just give you
    three wishes for it. How 'bout that?
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    -Three wishes? Okay.
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    -All right then.
    What's your first wish?
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    -I wish for a pot of gold.
    -No!
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    You can't have the gold;
    the gold is mine.
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    You can have something else.
    Something less goldie.
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    Something like... uh... uh...
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    -Ooh, a whistling pinwheel!
    -A whistling pinwheel?
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    Dear Lord, you're a fruity orange.
    [chuckles]
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    You got it!
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    [poof!]
    -Yay!
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    [pinwheel whistles, laughs]
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    -All right, all right, shimmer down now.
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    -[laughs]
    -Okay!
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    What's wish number two gonna be?
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    [whistling continues]
    -Whoo!
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    -Hey, come on!
    -[laughs]
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    -Stop it already!
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    [poof!]
    -Hey!
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    -You can have it back when your
    wishing's done and I have me gold.
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    -Well, that blows. [laughs]
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    -Okay, okay, okay, wish number two.
    What do you want?
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    -I wish I had my pinwheel back.
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    -You already got your bleedin' pinwheel.
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    You can't wish for it twice.
    There are rules, Orange.
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    -Okay. I wish for one billion wishes.
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    -No-no-no, you can't
    wish for more wishes.
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    That's against the rules, too.
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    -I wish there wasn't so many rules.
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    -You can't wish for that either!
    -Then I got nothing.
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    -Oh, come on. You can have
    anything you want in the world.
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    You could have a new car,
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    a unicorn,
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    a lovely lass in a bikini,
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    or even marshmallows shaped like
    diamonds, horseshoes, and stars.
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    -Nah, marshmallows make me gassy.
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    [farts, laughs]
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    -You ridiculous little idiot,
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    I'm offering you anything in
    the world for that pot of gold
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    and you don't want nothing!
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    -I want my pinwheel.
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    -Forget about the
    pinwheel for two seconds!
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    -Pot of gold?
    -[growls in frustration]
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    Keep it! Forget it,
    I don't even want it anymore.
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    -Whoa, take it easy little giant.
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    -I'm not a little giant,
    I'm a freakin' leprechaun
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    and you're an annoying sack of citrus
    if I've ever met one in all me days.
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    -Fine. I wish you had your pot of
    gold so you'd stop being so angry.
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    [poof!]
    -Finally... Ach!
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    -Wha...whoa!
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    Sorry little giant. Are you okay?
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    Little giant?
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    Little giant? Oh...
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    Now I'll never get my pinwheel back.
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    [sighs, pinwheel whistles]
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    Hey!
    -Finders keepers, dude.
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
Annoying Orange: Luck o' the Irish
Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:55
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