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Hello boys and girls.. or whatever.
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My name is Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Ah.
I take it some of you have heard of me.
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As you may well know, there are times..
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almost constantly, in fact
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where I prefer to look at the world
through the bottom of a glass.
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Rum.
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Something like this.
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(takes a drink)
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Oh. (cheers)
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You may have also heard
whisperings and rumors
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that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew.
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One to take a voyage.
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To the Fountain of Youth.
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Not true. Of course not.
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But even if it weren't not true
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you wouldn't be interested in joining me,
would you?
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eh?
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Death lies before us.
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As we sail
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to the Fountain of Youth.
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You could guide an expedition.
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You are Jack Sparrow.
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There should be a captain
in there somewhere.
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I hear a rumor..
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Jack Sparrow was in London.
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Hell bent to find the Fountain of Youth.
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Don't be a fool, Jacky.
That fountain will test you.
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(Guns loading)
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Was that really necessary?
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Gentlemen,
The fountain is the prize.
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Mermaid waters.
That will be our path.
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Steady as she goes.
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What's your play, Jack?
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I thought this would give you warning.
We're taking the ship.
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Its nothing personal.
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(Spanish)
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Might be better if you just..
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(sword stabs through the door)
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stay out of it.
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There be things along the way.
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Firstly, mermaids.
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Zombies.
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Black Beard.
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The pirate all pirates fear.
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If I do not make it to the fountain..
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Neither will you.
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(screams)
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Is that it?
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Think so.
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(sword battle)
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It has begun, again!
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Are we not kings men?
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How is it we can never meet without you
pointing something at me.
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There's the Jack I know.
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Fight to the bitter end!
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You know that feeling you get
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when you're standing in a high place?
Sudden urge to jump?
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I don't have it.
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Did everyone see that?
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Because I will not be doing it again.
