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Jeeves & Wooster (Fry & Laurie). S01 E01: Jeeves Takes Charge. Subtitles: ENGLISH – ESPAÑOL.

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    This…
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    …is one of the most shameful cases
    ever to come before this bench!
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    In all my years as a magistrate…!
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    …I have seldom heard
    a tale of such heinous iniquity!
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    – Aahh,… Aahh,…
    – Be quiet!
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    This…
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    …parasite…!
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    …can think of no better way
    to end an evening's hooliganism…
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    …on the night
    of the University Boat Race,…
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    – Aahh,…
    – …as if our seats of learning…
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    …produced barbarians
    so lost to decency…
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    …that their highest ambition is to steal
    a hard–working police constable's helmet…
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    (???) hopefully!
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    I find you…
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    I find you
    guilty as charged,…
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    …Bertram,…
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    …Wilberforce,…
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    …Wooster,…
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    …and have no alternative
    but to fine you the sum of five pounds!
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    – Aack…
    – No buts, Wooster!
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    Aack…
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    Oohh!
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    No ifs!
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    Take him away!
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    – Aack,…
    – Away, I say!
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    We're 'ere, guv!
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    Three bob!
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    Good afternoon, sir!
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    Thank you!
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    – [Doorbell rings]
    – Ark,… Hang…
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    [Doorbell rings]
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    Hang…!
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    [Doorbell rings]
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    [Doorbell rings]
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    I was sent by the agency, sir.
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    I was given to understand
    that you required a valet.
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    Aahh…
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    Very good, sir!
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    Aak!
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    Teh…?
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    Huh!
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    A late night,
    last night, sir?
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    Aaaghh…
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    If you would drink this, sir.
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    It's a little preparation
    of my own invention.
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    Gentlemen have told me they find it
    extremely invigorating after a late evening.
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    Hmph!
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    I say!!
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    Amm…
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    I say!!
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    You're engaged!
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    Thank you, sir!
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    My name is Jeeves.
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    I say, Jeeves,
    what an extraordinary talent!
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    Thank you, sir!
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    Er,… can one inquire…?
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    – I'm sorry, sir.
    – No, no, of course not!
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    I'm not at liberty
    to divulge the ingredients, sir.
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    No, no, no, of course!
    Secrets of the guild, and all that!
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    – Precisely, sir.
    – Uhmm! Hmm!
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    Ha!
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    [Sings along]
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    Wha…? Ah…
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    I… I say!
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    I… I say, hello?
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    Hello?
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    I want to get in!
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    You'll have
    to come this way, I'm afraid!
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    – We can't shift him!
    – Ah!
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    I was hoping
    to have a snifter before lunch!
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    Sound idea!
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    Anyone in the bar?
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    Barmy Fotheringay–Phipps!
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    – Is he?
    – Oofy Simpson, and Freddie Chalk–Marshall.
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    – Really?
    – The Wooster twins, of course.
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    What, Eustace and Claude?
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    You know them?
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    Why, they're my cousins!
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    – You must be Bertie Wooster!
    – Oh, yeah!
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    I'm Rainsby!
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    – How d'you do?
    – You'd better come in!
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    Well!
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    Novel, eh?
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    It's not right, Mr. Wooster!
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    I'm the one the Committee's going
    to blame for this, you know?
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    They can't abide mooses,
    the committee can't!
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    Oh, I think it adds
    a certain… whats–it!
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    Hmph!
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    – Come on, Rogers, do give me a hand, will you?
    – Oh!
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    [Loud conversations]
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    Hiya, Bertie!
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    Bertie!
    Cousin Bertie!
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    Did you meet young Dogface,
    in your way in?
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    I met someone called Rainsby,
    in the hall, with a moose!
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    – Elk!
    – Sorry!
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    – It's a common enough mistake!
    – It was a mistake, pinching it!
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    Where did you pinch it from?
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    – I don't know… some Museum place…
    – In Kensington.
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    I don't think
    I've ever been to Kensington!
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    Hello, Barmy!
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    Yes, you have!
    Your mother lives there!
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    Oh!
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    THAT Kensington!
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    So, what d'you want it for?
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    It's for the Seekers!
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    And what are the Seekers?
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    It's a club, in Oxford!
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    Eustace and I
    are rather keen to get in!
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    Rainsby, too!
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    But we've to pinch something,
    to get elected!
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    Now, touching on that lunch you very decently
    were going to volunteer to stand us…
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    Hmm, got to call me down, I'm afraid!
    Got to have lunch with our aunt Agatha!
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    Aarghh!
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    Not the nephew crusher?
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    Bertie,…
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    Aunt Agatha,…?
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    It is young men like you who make a person,
    with the future of the race at heart,…
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    …despair!
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    Ahh,… Right!
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    Cursed with too much money,…
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    …you do nothing
    but waste your time on frivolous pleasures!
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    You are simply
    an anti-social animal!
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    A drone!
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    Bertie, you'll get married!
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    Ah, ha, ha!
    I say, really!
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    Ha!
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    – Aunt Agatha…!
    – Will you be quiet?
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    [Dog whines]
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    There, McIntosh!
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    You want someone…
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    …strong…!
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    …self–reliant, and sensible…!
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    I don't…!
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    …to counteract the deficiencies
    of your own character!
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    And, by great good fortune,
    I have found the very girl!
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    Oh?
    Who is it?
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    Sir Roderick Glossop's
    daughter, Honoria!
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    No!
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    – Don't be silly, Bertie!
    – [Dog barks]
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    Sit down
    and eat your luncheon!
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    [Dog barks]
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    Oh, she's just
    the wife for you!
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    – Oh really, look here…!
    – She will mould you!
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    I don't want to be moulded!
    I'm not a jelly!
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    Well,…
    that is a matter of opinion!
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    Lady Glossop has very kindly invited you
    to Ditteredge Hall, for a few days.
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    I told her you would be delighted
    to come down this afternoon.
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    Oh, my…!
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    What a pity! I'm so sorry! I've…
    I've got a dashed important engagement this afternoon!
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    Nonsense!
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    You will go to Ditteredge Hall
    this afternoon!
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    Hmmph!
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    Right!
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    Oh, Jeeves! We'll be going out to Ditteredge
    this afternoon! Can you manage?
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    – Certainly, sir! Will we be travelling by train, sir?
    – By train, yes! People of the name of Glossop!
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    – Would that be Sir Roderick Glossop,
    the noted nerve specialist, sir?
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    That's the one!
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    Very good, sir!
    And which suit would you wear, sir?
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    Oh,… this one, I think.
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    Very good, sir.
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    Don't you like
    this suit, Jeeves?
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    Oh, yes, sir!
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    Huh!
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    What don't you like
    about this suit, Jeeves?
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    It's a very nice suit, sir!
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    But what's wrong with it?
    Come on, out with it!
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    Ahem! Well, sir, if I might make the suggestion,
    if we are to travel by train,…
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    …perhaps a simple brown Harris tweed,
    such as this, might be more appropriate.
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    Don't talk such rot, Jeeves!
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    – Hmph!
    – Very good, sir.
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    Perfectly blithering, my dear man!
    Huh!
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    Just as you say, sir.
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    Yes, so I say.
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    Yes, sir.
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    Jeeves…!
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    I have to make one thing
    crystal clear!
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    Yes, sir?
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    I am NOT one of those fellows
    who become absolute slaves to their valets!
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    NO, sir!
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    Well, very well!
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    As long as we
    understand each other…
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    Perfectly, sir!
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    [Whistle for train departure]
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    I say!
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    Dogs! Steady, on!
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    Is that Bingo Little?
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    Me? Yes!
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    That's not Bertie Wooster!
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    It is!
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    – I haven't seen you for ages, Bingo!
    – I am living in the country!
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    Really?
    Whereabouts in the country?
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    Well, here, as a matter of fact.
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    But why?
    You hate the country!
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    Yes, I know! I got a job
    tutoring the Glossop kid!
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    But what do you want
    to tutor the Glossop kid for?
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    Money, Bertie!
    Moolah! Oof! Spondulicks!
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    Ah, well, yes…
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    Yes, well, the only one in the family
    that I know is the girl, Honoria.
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    Oh, Bertie!
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    What?
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    I worship her, Bertie! I worship the very ground
    she treads on, that tender goddess!
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    – Big girl, sporty?
    – Strong and upright and wonderful!
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    Well, yes,…
    it's a matter of…
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    Wait a minute!
    Have you told her?
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    Not yet!
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    Haven't got the nerve!
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    But we walk together in the gardens most evenings,
    and it sometimes seems to me there's a look in her eye!
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    Yes!
    I know that look,…
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    Like a sergeant major!
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    Brrr!
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    Is that the kid?
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    Yes…!
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    He's fishing!
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    I'll introduce you, if you like!
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    This is Oswald!
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    Bertie Wooster!
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    Well, well, Oswald!
    How are you?
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    All right!
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    – Nice place, this!
    – It's all right!
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    – Like fishing, do you?
    – It's all right!
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    Why don't you shove him in?
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    In the water?
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    It would wake him up a bit!
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    She'd never forgive me!
    She's devoted to the little brute!
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    Great Scot!
    I've got it!
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    Listen, Bingo!
    Honoria is away, isn't she?
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    She's coming back tomorrow.
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    She's coming,
    my love, my own!
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    Yes,… fine,…
    Absolutely! But,…
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    …you still want to make
    a hit with her, don't you, Bingo?
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    Yes!
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    – Bless you, my child! You can do it!
    – How, Bertie, how?
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    It's very simple…
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    Ah, ha, ha, ha!
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    – Ha, ha, ha!
    – Ah, ha, ha!
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    Ah, ha!
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    Hmm!
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    It's all in the wrist action, you see?
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    You've got to get the flip forward first,
    disengaging the chin strap.
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    That's where Barmy Fotheringay–Phipps
    went wrong on New Year's Eve!
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    Is that a person?
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    Oh, Barmy? Hmmm,…
    Well, there's some dispute about that, ha, ha!
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    But you see, what he did,
    was to pull straight back on the helmet,…
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    …and, er…
    the policeman came with it!
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    Oh, but he must have been hurt!
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    Barmy?
    No, just a couple of bruises.
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    I think my wife
    was referring to the policeman!
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    No, no, no, no, no!
    I don't believe it, no!
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    They enjoy it!
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    Like foxes!
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    Foxes?
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    How they enjoy being hunted.
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    Oh, yes!
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    But foxes are vermin, Mr. Wooster!
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    Nasty, cunning creatures!
    Like cats!
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    Lady Glossop and I
    dislike cats!
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    We hate them!
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    Nasty, cruel beasts!
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    Now, let me try
    to understand this, Mr. Wooster.
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    Policemen, you say,
    enjoy having their helmet stolen?
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    Well…! Aahh,… Yes!
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    Yes, I think they… they try and enter
    into the spirit of the thing. Don't you think, Bingo?
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    Oh, yes!
    Yes, yes!
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    But what is the point of it?
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    Point?
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    Duh,…
    Well, it's a…
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    It's tradition, really! It's…
    It's part of the rich tapestry of our island story!
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    – It's a…
    – Completely stupid!
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    You mustn't be rude, Oswald!
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    No, no! No, no!
    That's all right, that's all right!
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    He's young!
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    He'll learn!
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    – What sort of a day is it, Jeeves?
    – Extremely clement, sir!
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    – With the promise of further fine weather to come!
    – Excellent!
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    Just the sort of day for pushing
    cheeky young blighters off bridges, I should think!
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    I couldn't say, sir!
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    Should I lay out our gray flannel trousers
    and the checked sports coat for this morning, sir?
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    Awn…
    Yes! Yes, yes!
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    I expect you're wondering what I meant
    by that last remark, eh, Jeeves?
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    I should be
    most interested to know, sir!
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    Yeah, well, right!
    Well,…!
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    I've had
    a rather stunning idea, Jeeves!
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    Indeed, sir?
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    You see,…
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    My friend, Bingo Little, is…
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    …well, more than a little smitten
    with the daughter of the house!
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    – Miss Honoria Glossop, sir?
    – As you say, Jeeves, Miss Honoria Glossop!
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    – How do you know
    about Honoria Glossop?
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    Ahem! There was some discussion in the servants' hall last evening, sir!
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    I'm given to understand…
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    …she's a healthy young lady, sir!
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    Yes…! Well,… that's a…
    Mm-hmm, that's a very good way of putting it, Jeeves!
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    Thank you, sir!
    And… Mr. Little is enamoured of her, sir?
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    Indeed he is!
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    Trouble is, the poor sap
    can't bring himself to pop the question!
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    A common enough predicament, sir!
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    Well, possibly, Jeeves, possibly!
    Anyway!
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    Your employer,…
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    …fired, I must confess, by the fact
    that my aunt Agatha has me earmarked for Honoria,…
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    …unless I can
    lay her off onto someone else,…
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    …has come up with a novel
    and foolproof solution to the problem!
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    This is very gratifying news, sir!
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    Yes! Well, we thought so,
    Bingo and I, yes!
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    What it is, is this: …
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    …Miss Glossop's
    young brother Oswald…
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    …is by way of being
    the apple of his sister's eye.
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    Human nature
    is very mysterious, sir!
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    Yeah, well…
    My thoughts precisely, Jeeves!
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    Anyway, my plan is…
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    …to lure Honoria
    to the vicinity of the bridge,…
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    …and then, surreptitiously,
    push the little blighter into the lake!
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    Mr. Little will thereupon pop out
    from behind the bulrushes, where he's been waiting,…
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    …rescue Oswald,…
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    …and have professions of undying love
    showered upon him by a grateful sister!
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    Hmm! Ahem!
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    What's the matter, Jeeves?
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    I couldn't advise it, sir!
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    Couldn't advise it?
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    What do you mean,
    you couldn't advise it?
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    It's just my opinion, sir,…
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    …but, er,… your plan
    has too many imponderables!
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    No! No!
    Only Oswald is gonna be imponderable!
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    Heh, heh, heh!
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    In…
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    …pond…
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    …erable!
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    Thank you, sir!
    Yes!
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    Mmm! Hmmm!
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    If I might say so, sir,…
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    …any undertaking that requires the presence
    of four people in one place, at the same time,…
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    …while two of them
    are unaware of the fact,…
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    …is fraught
    with the possibility of mishaps, sir!
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    Oh, bull to that, Jeeves!
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    Not to say, flapdoodle!
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    Very good, sir!
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    No, I'm sorry, Jeeves, but…
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    …when you've been a little longer in my employ,
    you will come to understand that…
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    …all my chums rely heavily
    on your employer's…
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    …wisdom and knowledge of human nature
    in the conduct of their affairs.
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    Just as you say, sir!
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    Not to mention my…
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    …organizational powers,
    and… just plain…
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    …thingness!
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    Will that be all, sir?
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    Yes, that'll be all, thank you!
    Just, er…!
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    No, that'll be all…
    thank you,… Jeeves!
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    Very good, sir!
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    Good morning, Mr. Wooster!
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    – Oh, good morning, Lady Glossop!
    – Do sit down!
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    – Right!
    – Aahh,… I was looking for Oswald…
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    Oswald?
    Aahh, yes, he's…
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    …probably getting ready
    to go fishing, I should think!
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    – At least I hope so!
    – Ha, ha! You hope so?
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    Ahh,… Yes, well… you know,
    fishing is a good healthy pursuit for a young lad!
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    Ah!
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    Character building, too! Fighting against
    the mighty forces of Mother Nature!
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    Ha!
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    Yes! Oofy Prosser once asked Boko Fittleworth
    down to his place, for some fly fishing!
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    Poor Boko, couldn't fathom why anyone
    would want to catch flies! Ah, ha, ha, ha!
  • 20:28 - 20:30
    Ha! Still, that's Boko for you!
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    – Do you always breakfast at this hour, Mr. Wooster?
    – Oh, good Lord, no! No, no, no!
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    Only if I get up early!
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    [Sigh] Sir Roderick was
    on his way to London at 8 o'clock!
  • 20:39 - 20:40
    Really?
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    Uh–huh! He had an urgent call
    from the Bishop of Hackney!
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    Ah! The old bishop
    got a few pages stuck together, did he?
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    My husband is not
    in the book trade, Mr. Wooster!
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    He's a well–known
    nerve specialist!
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    Yes!
    That's what I said!
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    And some dashed interesting work
    it must be too!
  • 20:56 - 20:57
    Erm,…?
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    Do you…?
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    …work, Mr. Wooster?
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    What, work?
  • 21:02 - 21:03
    As in honest toil, you mean?
  • 21:03 - 21:05
    Yes!
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    Hewing the wood, and drawing
    the old wet stuff, and so forth…?
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    Quite!
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    Well,… I've known
    a few people who worked!
  • 21:12 - 21:13
    Ah,… Absolutely swear by it,
    some of them!
  • 21:13 - 21:14
    But…
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    Boko Fittleworth
    almost had a job once!
  • 21:17 - 21:21
    Who is this Boko Fittleworth
    you keep talking about?
  • 21:21 - 21:22
    Oh, Boko?
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    You don't know Boko?
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    Noo!
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    Good Lord!
    I thought everybody knew Boko!
  • 21:27 - 21:28
    I do not!
  • 21:28 - 21:31
    Looks like a parrot,
    with the mold! See?
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    Noo!
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    Once put his shirt on Silly Billy to win the Cesarewitch, and Lady of Spain beat him by a nose!
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    I have never met
    Boko Fittleworth!
  • 21:41 - 21:45
    No…? Well… I couldn't recommend it
    wholeheartedly, anyway! He's an acquired taste, Boko!
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    At least, that's
    what his mother says! Ha, ha, ha!
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    Heh…! You were telling me
    how he once got a job!
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    Oh, yes! Well, ah,…
    Boko's got an uncle in the City, you see…
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    He brokes stocks, or something like that.
    And he offered Boko this job,…
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    …and Boko accepted it!
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    I don't think either of them could've been
    firing on all cylinders – to be honest – at the time.
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    Anyway, ah!
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    Chaos obviously ensued,
    until Boko saw sense, and gave it all up!
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    Then we had to take turns to go round
    and sit with him until he calmed down!
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    How would you…?
  • 22:11 - 22:14
    …ever support a wife,
    Mr. Wooster?
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    Well…! It depends
    on whose wife it was!
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    I would've said a…
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    …a gentle pressure beneath the left elbow, when
    crossing a busy street from the way, fills the bill!
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    Heh!
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    Bertie!
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    Bingo!
  • 22:29 - 22:31
    She telephoned!
  • 22:31 - 22:32
    She phoned you, eh?
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    Well, that's good, isn't it?
    Shows the friendly spirit!
  • 22:35 - 22:39
    Well,… She didn't phone me exactly.
    I picked up the phone because I was standing beside it!
  • 22:39 - 22:40
    What did she say?
  • 22:40 - 22:43
    She said,
    "Let me talk to someone with a brain!"
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    Ah!
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    But it was friendly!
    The way she said it!
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    [Oswald sniggers]
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    Oouch!!
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    Go and start your Latin!
  • 22:50 - 22:52
    Did she say
    what time she'd be back?
  • 22:52 - 22:53
    In about an hour, she said.
  • 22:53 - 22:54
    And when was that?
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    'bout an hour ago!
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    She's bringing a friend.
    Daphne Braithwaite, or something, her name is.
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    Uh–huh!
    Very well, then!
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    Twelve o'clock!
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    Uh?
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    Twelve o'clock!
    The bridge! Oswald!
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    Oh! Right! Yes!
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    We're still on to that,
    aren't we?
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    Absolutely!
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    You still want to bring Honoria
    to her knees, don't you?
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    Oh, Bertie,
    she's a wonderful person!
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    – She has a…!
    – Yes! Fine!
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    So: 12 o'clock, you be hidden
    in the bulrushes, by the bridge!
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    – Oh, Bertie, you really think…?
    – I'll see you later!
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    Oh, leave the bags!
    Birkett'll get them!
  • 23:52 - 23:54
    Birkett!
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    Come inside!
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    I want to show you
    some of the things I shot last week!
  • 24:02 - 24:04
    Hello, Honoria!
  • 24:04 - 24:06
    – Who's that?
    – Bertie Wooster! What's he doing here?
  • 24:06 - 24:08
    What are you doing here, Bertie?
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    Oh, you know…
    This and that,… hither and yon…
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    This is my friend,
    Daphne Braithwaite!
  • 24:13 - 24:14
    How do you do?
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    Huh!
    Bertie is a wastrel!
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    – Oh…! Goodie!
    – At least, that's what his aunt Agatha says.
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    Come on, Daphne!
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    See you later, Bertie!
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    Oh, what?
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    Yes!
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    Yes, ah,…
    See you later, Daphne!
  • 24:30 - 24:32
    Oh, I say…! Erm…!
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    – Honoria!
    – What?
  • 24:34 - 24:37
    – Umm… Will you come for a walk with me?
    – What?
  • 24:37 - 24:39
    You know…
    A walk…
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    Birkett,… the bags!
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    What for?
  • 24:43 - 24:44
    Aahh…
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    I want to tell you something!
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    – Really? Now?
    – No…! No… Aahh…
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    In about… half an hour.
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    Right!
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    No, no, no!
    That's when…
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    Aahh… That's when…
    That's when!
  • 24:55 - 24:57
    Ah,…
    In about 20 minutes, by the bridge.
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    Why in 20 minutes?
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    It'll be better then!
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    Hello, Mummy!
    I'm back!
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    [Kiss]
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    – Did you have a nice time at the Braithwaites, dear?
    – Lovely, yes!
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    I've brought Daphne
    back with me!
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    Close the door,
    a minute, Honoria.
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    Come and sit down!
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    I have been talking
    to Mr. Wooster.
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    Yes! I saw him!
  • 25:36 - 25:38
    What's he doing here?
  • 25:38 - 25:39
    Mrs. Gregson sent him.
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    What on earth for?
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    He doesn't shoot…!
  • 25:42 - 25:44
    He doesn't hunt!
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    It is your birthday
    next week, Honoria!
  • 25:46 - 25:48
    I hope she didn't send him down
    as a present!
  • 25:48 - 25:50
    [Laughs]
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    You will be 24!
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    Oh, no!
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    It is a good family, Honoria!
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    Oh, honestly, Mummy!
    He doesn't work, even!
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    He told me this morning,…
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    …he has been thinking about work.
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    He is not all your father and I
    would have hoped for for you, I agree,…
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    …surely you could
    make something of him!
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    Is he…?
  • 26:17 - 26:19
    …keen at all?
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    Oh, ha!
    I'm sure he is!
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    Ha, ha! Aahh! You know how these young men
    try to hide their feelings! Ha, ha!
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    Keep still, you ass!
    She'll see you!
  • 26:43 - 26:45
    [Nasal sounds]
  • 26:45 - 26:46
    Don't sniff!
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    Right!
    Here she comes!
  • 26:50 - 26:52
    [Nasal sounds]
  • 26:54 - 26:55
    Ah!
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    Well?
  • 26:58 - 26:59
    Yes,… Ahem!
    I was just thinking!
  • 26:59 - 27:00
    [Incredulously] What?
  • 27:00 - 27:04
    Yes. This may sound a bit rummy,
    and all that, but there is someone here…
  • 27:04 - 27:05
    …who is frightfully…
  • 27:05 - 27:07
    …in love with you…!
    and…
  • 27:07 - 27:08
    …and so forth.
  • 27:08 - 27:09
    Aah,… a friend of mine,
    as a matter of fact!
  • 27:09 - 27:12
    Well, why doesn't HE say so?
  • 27:12 - 27:14
    Oof…
    simply hasn't got the nerve!
  • 27:14 - 27:17
    Aahh,… Worships the ground you tread on,
    and all that, but just can't…
  • 27:17 - 27:19
    …work up a ginger
    to tell you!
  • 27:19 - 27:21
    – This is very interesting!
    – Is it?
  • 27:21 - 27:22
    – Hmm!
    – Ah, well!
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    Anyway, that's the posish!
  • 27:23 - 27:26
    – Erm,… So, just bear it in mind, eh?
    – Oh, Bertie, how funny you are!I
  • 27:26 - 27:28
    [Laughs]
  • 27:28 - 27:30
    I wish you wouldn't make
    all that row!
  • 27:30 - 27:32
    You're scaring the fish away!
  • 27:32 - 27:34
    Oswald, you shouldn't
    sit on the bridge like that!
  • 27:34 - 27:35
    Pshaw!
  • 27:35 - 27:37
    He might easily fall in!
  • 27:37 - 27:38
    Might he?
  • 27:38 - 27:41
    Oh, well, I'll, uh…
    I'll go and tell him!
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    Hello!
  • 27:45 - 27:47
    Fishing, eh?
  • 27:52 - 27:54
    Hey, watch out!
  • 27:54 - 27:56
    Aaaahhh!
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    Oswald!
  • 27:58 - 28:00
    Oohh!
    Help!
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    Help him!
  • 28:06 - 28:07
    Help!
  • 28:08 - 28:10
    Help!
  • 28:25 - 28:26
    Oswald!
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    Oswald!
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    Oswald!
  • 28:52 - 28:53
    Oswald!
  • 28:53 - 28:55
    Are you alright?
  • 28:55 - 28:56
    He pushed me!
  • 28:56 - 28:57
    He's mad!
  • 28:57 - 29:00
    Well, now, you run along
    and change your clothes!
  • 29:00 - 29:02
    Honoria!
  • 29:02 - 29:05
    [Laughs]
  • 29:05 - 29:08
    Oh, Bertie,
    you are funny!
  • 29:08 - 29:11
    First proposing to me
    in that extraordinary roundabout way,…
  • 29:11 - 29:13
    …and then pushing
    poor little Oswald into the lake,…
  • 29:13 - 29:15
    …so as to impress me
    by saving him!
  • 29:15 - 29:17
    – No, no, no!
    – Now, you run straight up into the house,…
  • 29:17 - 29:19
    …and change your wet clothes
    before you catch your death of cold!
  • 29:19 - 29:22
    – No, no, no!
    – Move on!
  • 29:23 - 29:25
    Oh, Bertie!
  • 29:26 - 29:27
    Bertie!
  • 29:27 - 29:29
    Just the man
    I wanted to see!
  • 29:29 - 29:32
    Bertie, a wonderful thing
    has happened!
  • 29:32 - 29:34
    You blighter!
    What became of you?
  • 29:34 - 29:37
    – Your realise that…
    – Your clothes are all wet!
  • 29:37 - 29:39
    Bertie, I was just on my way
    to hide in those rushes,…
  • 29:39 - 29:41
    …when the most
    extraordinary thing happened!
  • 29:41 - 29:45
    Walking across the lawn, I saw the most radiant,
    the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • 29:45 - 29:46
    We started to talk.
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    Her name is Daphne Braithwaite, Bertie. Our eyes met,…
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    …and I knew at once that what I had imagined to be
    my love for Honoria Glossop, was a mere passing whim!
  • 29:53 - 29:57
    Daphne is a wonderful, Bertie!
    Like a tender goddess!
  • 29:57 - 29:59
    She's so sympathetic, Bertie!
  • 29:59 - 30:01
    Daphne!
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    Her handicap
    is only six!
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    It's funny how these things
    turn out, isn't it, Jeeves?
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    Indeed, sir!
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    Hmm! Before we were trying to help Bingo with Honoria, Jeeves,
    And there he is,…
  • 30:19 - 30:22
    …falling in love
    with this blessed six–handicapper!
  • 30:22 - 30:25
    Still, at least it means
    he's been saved from the frightful Honoria!
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    True, sir!
    But if I might say so, sir,…
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    …at a cost to yourself
    which might have caused other, lesser men, to blench!
  • 30:34 - 30:36
    Hmm! Come, Jeeves!
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    A slight dousing is no more than a chap might do for another under the circs!
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    Ahem! It's not the dousing
    to which I was referring, sir,…
  • 30:43 - 30:45
    …but to the engagement!
  • 30:45 - 30:47
    Engagement?
  • 30:47 - 30:52
    Ahem! Downstairs, a few minutes ago, sir,
    I could not help but overhear Miss Glossop…
  • 30:52 - 30:55
    …announcing your engagement…
    to her.
  • 30:57 - 30:58
    Poo…
  • 31:02 - 31:04
    Is it getting chilly
    in here, Jeeves?
  • 31:04 - 31:05
    No, sir.
  • 31:05 - 31:06
    Uh!
  • 31:07 - 31:08
    Must be…
  • 31:08 - 31:10
    …my imagination.
  • 31:12 - 31:15
    [Bubbles]
  • 31:15 - 31:16
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
  • 31:16 - 31:20
    Bertie was so sweet, Mrs. Gregson!
    And so funny!
  • 31:20 - 31:22
    I find it difficult to envisage!
  • 31:22 - 31:25
    I shall be able to make
    something of him, I'm sure!
  • 31:25 - 31:29
    Well, he has led
    a completely wasted life up to the present!
  • 31:29 - 31:31
    – I say…!
    – Oh, be quiet, Bertie!
  • 31:31 - 31:32
    But there's a lot of good in him!
  • 31:32 - 31:34
    Ah no, there isn't, actually!
  • 31:34 - 31:36
    Qualities that want bringing out!
  • 31:36 - 31:40
    It's time I took you in hand,
    Bertie Worthy!
  • 31:40 - 31:43
    – You want someone to look after you!
    – No, I don't! Really, I don't!
  • 31:43 - 31:45
    Ha, ha, ha, ha!
    Yes, you do!
  • 31:45 - 31:46
    [Kiss]
  • 31:46 - 31:47
    Bye–bye, Bertie!
  • 31:47 - 31:49
    – Goodbye, Mrs. Gregson!
    – Goodbye!
  • 31:49 - 31:52
    – Bertie,…
    – Yes, Aunt Agatha? Ahem!
  • 31:52 - 31:57
    Dear Honoria doesn't know it,
    but a little difficulty has arisen about your marriage!
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    – By Jove, really?
    – Oh, it's nothing at all, of course!
  • 32:00 - 32:02
    It's only
    a little exasperating.
  • 32:02 - 32:06
    But the fact is, the Glossops
    are being a little troublesome.
  • 32:06 - 32:08
    Sir Roderick,
    particularly so!
  • 32:08 - 32:09
    Ah! Thinks I'm not a good bet, eh?
  • 32:09 - 32:12
    Wants to scratch the fixture!
    Well, it's a shame! But perhaps he's right…
  • 32:12 - 32:14
    Pray don't be so absurd, Bertie!
  • 32:14 - 32:16
    It's nothing as serious as that!
  • 32:16 - 32:20
    Bertie, a nerve specialist,
    with his extensive practice, can…
  • 32:20 - 32:24
    …hardly help
    taking a rather warped view of humanity!
  • 32:24 - 32:25
    You mean…?
  • 32:25 - 32:27
    …he thinks I've got
    fewer marbles than advertised?
  • 32:27 - 32:28
    Ah, no, no, no!
  • 32:28 - 32:30
    He would check,…
  • 32:30 - 32:34
    …just once, to satisfy himself,
    that you are…
  • 32:34 - 32:35
    …completely normal!
  • 32:35 - 32:37
    Whoa! What a blessed nerve!
  • 32:37 - 32:41
    – I mean, I… I'm not a chap to take offence…!
    – So, I have said…
  • 32:41 - 32:43
    …that you will give them
    dinner this evening!
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    – Whoa! He thinks I'm a raving lunatic…!
    – Now, don't be silly, Bertie!
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    And remember: …
  • 32:51 - 32:54
    …the Glossops
    drink no wine!
  • 32:54 - 32:55
    Yes, Aunt Agatha,
    I remember!
  • 32:55 - 32:56
    And remember: …
  • 32:56 - 33:01
    …Sir Roderick can eat only the simplest of foods,
    owing to an impaired digestion.
  • 33:01 - 33:02
    Yes, I should think that…
  • 33:02 - 33:05
    …a biscuit and a glass of water
    would about meet the case!
  • 33:05 - 33:07
    Bertie!
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    That is precisely the sort of idiotic remark
    that would be calculated…
  • 33:11 - 33:15
    …to arouse
    Sir Roderick's strongest suspicions!
  • 33:15 - 33:19
    He is
    a very serious–minded man!
  • 33:28 - 33:33
    you prefer glitz hands minute
  • 33:45 - 33:46
    You're not Bertie!
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    He's better looking
    than Bertie!
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    – It's very kind of you to say so, sir!
    – We're his cousins!
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    I'm Claude Wooster.
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    I'm Eustace Wooster!
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    I'm not his cousin.
    I'm Rainsby.
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    I'm delighted to meet you,
    Lord Rainsby.
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    Won't you
    come in, please?
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    – What's your name?
    – Jeeves, sir.
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    I'm Mr. Wooster's
    new valet.
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    The last one
    used to pinch his socks!
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    Ahem! Mr. Wooster is not in at the moment, sir, but I'm sure he would like me to offer you some refreshment.
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    t that's jolly decent
    of him, Jeeves!
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    He has some Bollinger '27
    which is particularly fine, sir.
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    – It'd be a shame to let it go off!
    – [Laughs]
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    Jeeves!
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    Yes, sir?
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    We've got some things down in the taxi,
    which we would want to take back to Oxford tonight.
  • 34:25 - 34:28
    But the last train
    is not until 10:10!
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    Say…
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    Are we invited to dinner?
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    I regret not, sir!
  • 34:34 - 34:35
    Anyway!
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    We were going to ask cousin Bertie
    if we could leave some things here, until the train.
  • 34:39 - 34:44
    I'm sorry, sir, I should have to ask
    Mr. Wooster's permission first.
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    What manner of things
    might they be, sir?
  • 34:46 - 34:50
    – A top hat!
    – A fish!
    – And a couple of cats, of course!
  • 34:51 - 34:53
    Cats, sir?
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    Perhaps Mr. Wooster
    would not object!
  • 34:55 - 34:57
    Ah! Much obliged, Jeeves!
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    Dogface, go and get the stuff,
    and bring it up!
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    Right!
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    Where is Bertie, anyway?
  • 35:04 - 35:07
    He had an important meeting
    with Mr. Fotheringay–Phipps, sir!
  • 35:07 - 35:09
    Barmy Fotheringay–Phipps?
  • 35:09 - 35:11
    I believe
    that is the soubriquet, sir, yes!
  • 35:11 - 35:13
    Has the IQ
    of a backward clam?
  • 35:13 - 35:16
    It's my understanding that
    amongst fellow members of the Drones' Club…
  • 35:16 - 35:19
    …he is considered
    something of a dangerous intellectual, sir!
  • 35:19 - 35:21
    That's the one!
  • 35:21 - 35:22
    Mr. Wooster informed me…
  • 35:22 - 35:27
    …that he is attending the weekly meeting
    of the Drones' Club Fine Arts Committee.
  • 35:27 - 35:29
    No!
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    Seven!
  • 35:33 - 35:34
    Four!
  • 35:34 - 35:36
    What does a King count as?
  • 35:36 - 35:38
    Ten!
  • 35:39 - 35:41
    What does a 10 count as, then?
  • 35:41 - 35:42
    Ten!
  • 35:42 - 35:45
    Ten, and all picture cards,
    count as ten!
  • 35:45 - 35:47
    How long have you been
    playing this game, Barmy?
  • 35:47 - 35:49
    About an hour and a quarter!
  • 35:49 - 35:52
    Anyhow, that's a leaner!
    Leaner's gonna count half!
  • 35:52 - 35:54
    Oh! Good shot, Bertie!
  • 35:54 - 35:56
    Oh! My game, I think!
  • 35:56 - 35:59
    You've not scored
    a hundred yet, have you?
  • 35:59 - 36:00
    500!
  • 36:00 - 36:01
    Oh, well!
  • 36:01 - 36:02
    I thought
    we were playing to a hundred!
  • 36:02 - 36:04
    Let's have
    another drink at the bar!
  • 36:04 - 36:07
    Erm… Can't be done, I'm afraid!
    Have got people coming to dinner! Toodle–pip!
  • 36:07 - 36:09
    Bye!
  • 36:09 - 36:11
    What do sevens count as?
  • 36:23 - 36:27
    This is a story 'bout
    Minnie the Moocher!
  • 36:27 - 36:30
    She was a low–down
    hoochie–coocher!
  • 36:30 - 36:37
    She was the roughest, toughest frail!
    But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale!
  • 36:37 - 36:41
    Hoo-dee hoo-dee hoo-dee hoo!
    Hoo-dee hoo-dee hoo-dee hoo!
  • 36:41 - 36:44
    Dee-rah dee-rah dee-rah!
    Dee-rah dee-rah dee-rah!
  • 36:44 - 36:48
    Hee-dee hee-dee hee-dee hee!
    Hee-dee hee-dee hee-dee hee!
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    Minnie had a heart
    as big as a whale!
  • 36:54 - 36:56
    You know,…
    I can't help feeling, Jeeves,…
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    …I could do better justice to this song
    if I understood what the words meant!
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    Oh, I doubt that, sir!
  • 37:01 - 37:04
    I mean, all this "ho-dee ho-dee ho"
    stuff is pretty clear,…
  • 37:04 - 37:07
    …but what do you suppose
    a "hoocher–coocher" is, exactly ?
  • 37:07 - 37:09
    It's difficult to say, sir!
  • 37:09 - 37:13
    Unless it's in connection with one of
    the demotic American words for "ardent spirits"!
  • 37:13 - 37:17
    I'm thinking of "hooch",
    a word of Eskimo origin, I'm informed.
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    Tchuh!
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    You bally well
    are informed, Jeeves!
  • 37:19 - 37:22
    D'you know everything?
  • 37:22 - 37:24
    I really don't know, sir.
  • 37:24 - 37:25
    Hmm!
  • 37:25 - 37:26
    Erm,… Hmm!
  • 37:26 - 37:30
    She had a dream
    about the King of Sweden.
  • 37:30 - 37:34
    He gave her things
    that she was needin'.
  • 37:34 - 37:36
    Now, you see?
    Now, that is clever, Jeeves!
  • 37:36 - 37:37
    Really, sir?
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    That line about the King of Sweden,
    and things she was needin'!
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    Yes, His Majesty, King Gustav, does seem to have been
    extraordinarily generous to the young lady, sir!
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    No, no, no! No, no! No! I meant, erm…
    I meant the fact that it rhymes!
  • 37:48 - 37:50
    You see?
    Sweden… needin'…
  • 37:50 - 37:51
    Almost, sir!
  • 37:51 - 37:52
    Hmm!
  • 37:52 - 37:56
    He gave her a home
    built of gold and steel,…
  • 37:56 - 37:59
    …A platinum car
    with a diamond studded wheel.
  • 37:59 - 38:01
    Hoo-dee hoo-dee hoo-dee hoo!
  • 38:03 - 38:05
    I say, Jeeves,…
    Could you lend a hand here, do you think?
  • 38:05 - 38:06
    Very good, sir!
  • 38:06 - 38:09
    It's just that it's a bit difficult…
    You know, being just the one of me!
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    It's a sort of
    "call and response" thing!
  • 38:10 - 38:12
    I sing "ho-dee ho-dee ho",…
  • 38:12 - 38:14
    …and you have to go
    'ho-dee ho-dee ho" back!
  • 38:14 - 38:16
    D'you understand?
  • 38:16 - 38:18
    – I think so, sir.
    – Right! Let's try it!
  • 38:18 - 38:18
    Aah,…
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    Ho-dee ho-dee ho-dee ho!
  • 38:20 - 38:23
    Ho-dee ho-dee ho, sir!
  • 38:23 - 38:24
    Dee-rah dee-rah dee-rah!
  • 38:24 - 38:27
    Dee-rah dee-rah dee-rah, sir!
  • 38:27 - 38:28
    Hee-dee hee-dee hee!
  • 38:28 - 38:31
    Hee-dee hee-dee hee, sir!
  • 38:32 - 38:32
    Yes, amm!
  • 38:32 - 38:35
    I don't mean to be
    overly critical, Jeeves! Erm,…
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    I mean, I know
    you're doing your best!
  • 38:36 - 38:38
    Thank you, sir!
  • 38:38 - 38:42
    I just think that perhaps we could
    dispense with the "sir" at the end of every line!
  • 38:42 - 38:45
    Really, you know,… it shows the proper
    feudal spirit, and all that, but I'm afraid it does…
  • 38:45 - 38:47
    …play merry hell
    with the rhythm of the thing!
  • 38:47 - 38:49
    Very good, sir!
  • 38:49 - 38:50
    All right!
  • 38:50 - 38:51
    Ahem!
  • 38:51 - 38:53
    Ho-dee ho-dee ho-dee ho!
  • 38:53 - 38:55
    Ho-dee ho-dee ho-dee ho!
  • 38:55 - 38:57
    Hee-dee hee-dee hee!
  • 38:57 - 38:58
    Hee-dee hee-dee hee!
  • 38:58 - 39:04
    But Minnie had a heart
    as big as a whale!
  • 39:04 - 39:05
    Well, now, Jeeves!
  • 39:05 - 39:08
    Do you think I ought to sing Minnie the Moocher
    to the Glossops, this evening?
  • 39:08 - 39:10
    I shouldn't think it
    advisable, sir!
  • 39:10 - 39:13
    I've not heard
    that sir Roderick is musical!
  • 39:13 - 39:15
    Ah, no!
    But lady Glossop is!
  • 39:15 - 39:18
    There is also that
    to be considered, sir!
  • 39:19 - 39:21
    Well, and what are you
    giving us for dinner tonight?
  • 39:21 - 39:24
    Consommé, sir,…
    a cutlet,… and a savoury!
  • 39:24 - 39:27
    And some
    lemon squash, iced!
  • 39:27 - 39:27
    Well!
  • 39:27 - 39:29
    Don't see
    how that can harm them!
  • 39:29 - 39:33
    Just don't get carried away with the excitement
    of the thing, and start bringing in coffee!
  • 39:33 - 39:34
    Very good, sir!
  • 39:34 - 39:36
    [Doorbell rings]
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    Right!
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    Stand by, Jeeves!
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    Ha!
    Thinks I'm barmy, does he?
  • 39:40 - 39:42
    We'll show him,
    eh, Jeeves?
  • 39:42 - 39:44
    Indubitably, sir!
  • 39:44 - 39:46
    Just don't let
    your eyes go glassy,…
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    …or you'll find yourself in a padded cell,
    before you know where you are!
  • 39:52 - 39:54
    What-ho, what-ho, what-ho!
  • 39:54 - 39:56
    G'd evening,
    Mr. Wooster!
  • 39:56 - 39:58
    Good evening, Jeeves!
  • 39:58 - 40:00
    Good evening,
    Lady Glossop!
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    We're a little late,
    I'm afraid!
  • 40:02 - 40:05
    Sir Roderick was detained
    at the Duke of Rumferline's.
  • 40:05 - 40:06
    Rumferline?
  • 40:06 - 40:09
    Yes! He, aahh,…
    He's off his rocker, isn't he?
  • 40:09 - 40:11
    There's nothing seriously wrong
    with His Grace!
  • 40:11 - 40:15
    It's merely unfortunate that his footman
    failed to give him his sugar this morning!
  • 40:15 - 40:16
    Sugar?
  • 40:16 - 40:18
    He likes
    a lump of sugar first thing.
  • 40:18 - 40:21
    His Grace is under the impression
    that he is a canary.
  • 40:21 - 40:22
    Oh, well!
  • 40:22 - 40:24
    A mistake anyone might make!
    Heh!
  • 40:24 - 40:26
    And as he
    didn't get his sugar,…
  • 40:26 - 40:27
    …he flew
    into a temper,…
  • 40:27 - 40:30
    …and tried to perch
    on the picture rail!
  • 40:30 - 40:31
    Oh, well,…
  • 40:31 - 40:32
    …it's not unreasonable!
  • 40:32 - 40:35
    I rather feel like doing that in the mornings,
    when I don't get my tea! Ha!
  • 40:35 - 40:39
    Ah, right! Now, shall we go
    to the dining room?
  • 40:48 - 40:51
    Aahh,…? Now, if I sit
    in the middle,…
  • 40:51 - 40:53
    …aah,… Lady Glossop,
    would you care to sit on my right?
  • 40:53 - 40:55
    And Sir Roderick
    on my left?
  • 40:55 - 40:56
    Hahh…!
  • 40:56 - 40:57
    Aah,… Is that right?
  • 40:57 - 40:58
    No, wait a minute…!
  • 40:58 - 41:00
    No, better…
    Lady Glossop should sit in the middle!
  • 41:00 - 41:01
    Um…
  • 41:01 - 41:02
    Well,…
  • 41:02 - 41:04
    She's the only lady! Um…
    We can sit to either side!
  • 41:04 - 41:07
    Should we try that? Yes!
    Lady Glossop… in the middle…
  • 41:07 - 41:09
    Aah… yes! I'll have you…
    You might go on the other side, Sir Roderick, and I'll…
  • 41:09 - 41:11
    …sit here!
  • 41:11 - 41:12
    No, wait a minute,
    that's not quite alright, is it?
  • 41:12 - 41:14
    No, Sir Roderick
    ought to sit in the middle!
  • 41:14 - 41:17
    Ah, well,… he's the only nice
    – ha, ha! – distinguished gent, and all that…
  • 41:17 - 41:20
    Yes, Sir Roderick here in the middle!
    Never mind, we're getting there, we're getting there!
  • 41:20 - 41:23
    Sir Roderick here…
    Ah, yes, I'll just squeeze past…
  • 41:23 - 41:24
    Heh, heh!
  • 41:24 - 41:25
    Uhh,…
  • 41:25 - 41:28
    No,… hold on! Hold on!
    We can't have a husband and wife sitting together!
  • 41:28 - 41:30
    Uh,… no, that's right!
    I'll sit in the middle,…
  • 41:30 - 41:34
    Ah, yes! And Sir Roderick on that side,
    and Lady Glossop on this side, if you don't mind…
  • 41:34 - 41:37
    There we go!
    Ha, ha, ha!
  • 41:37 - 41:39
    Hold on, we're back
    where we started now!
  • 41:39 - 41:41
    – Uhh…
    – Mr. Wooster!
  • 41:41 - 41:42
    Hello…?
  • 41:42 - 41:45
    Let us – sit – down!
  • 41:45 - 41:48
    Oh, right, yes! Ha!
    Good idea! Yes… Ahem!
  • 41:49 - 41:52
    – Aahh…!
    – Tch! I'm worn out! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
  • 41:52 - 41:53
    Ha, ha!
  • 41:53 - 41:55
    – Well,… Lemon squash, anyone?
    – Thank you!
  • 41:55 - 41:56
    – No? Sir Roderick?
    – Thank you!
  • 41:56 - 41:57
    Ah!
  • 42:05 - 42:08
    I'll say, Jeeves!
    That soup doesn't not look at all bad, does it?
  • 42:08 - 42:10
    Thank you, sir!
  • 42:14 - 42:15
    So, Sir Roderick!
  • 42:15 - 42:19
    This Rumferline fellow, does he get dressed up
    in yellow feathers, and all that?
  • 42:19 - 42:22
    – Well, I have been…
    – I know I would, if I thought I was a canary! Hah!
  • 42:22 - 42:23
    Pretty Polly!
  • 42:23 - 42:25
    Ha, ha!
  • 42:25 - 42:28
    No, seriously, I mean,… I am jolly interested
    in people who get the jimjams, because,…
  • 42:28 - 42:29
    …well, some of my best friends…
  • 42:29 - 42:31
    Hush, now!
  • 42:31 - 42:33
    Meouw!
  • 42:33 - 42:35
    Do you keep
    a cat, Mr. Wooster?
  • 42:35 - 42:37
    A cat? No!
  • 42:37 - 42:40
    I had the distinct impression
    I heard a cat, mewing,…!
  • 42:40 - 42:42
    Either in this room,
    or very close at hand!
  • 42:42 - 42:45
    Oh, no, well… Probably a taxi,
    or something in the street!
  • 42:45 - 42:47
    A taxi, Mr. Wooster?
  • 42:47 - 42:50
    Yes, well…
    Taxis squawk a bit, don't they?
  • 42:50 - 42:52
    – Squawk?
    – Yes, well… Like cats, in a way!
  • 42:52 - 42:53
    Aahh,…
  • 42:53 - 42:56
    Lady Glossop and I
    have a particular horror of cats!
  • 42:56 - 42:58
    Ah, well, there you go then!
    I don't much like taxis!
  • 42:58 - 43:00
    Heh, heh, heh, heh!
  • 43:01 - 43:05
    Mmm… my husband
    had an unfortunate experience…
  • 43:05 - 43:07
    …with a taxi,
    only this afternoon!
  • 43:07 - 43:08
    Oh, indeed I did!
  • 43:08 - 43:11
    I was about to be driven
    to the Duke of Rumferline's house…
  • 43:11 - 43:13
    His gold cage,
    as I expect he likes to call it!
  • 43:13 - 43:15
    Ha, ha, ha, ha!
  • 43:16 - 43:20
    Anyway,… I was sitting innocently in my car,
    when my hat was snatched from my head!
  • 43:20 - 43:22
    As I looked back,…
  • 43:22 - 43:27
    …I perceived it being waved, in a kind of feverish triumph,
    from the interior of a taxicab!
  • 43:27 - 43:28
    Huh!
  • 43:28 - 43:30
    What an extraordinary thing!
  • 43:30 - 43:33
    Must be some sort
    of practical joke, I suppose!
  • 43:33 - 43:37
    I confess I failed to detect
    anything akin to comedy in the outrage!
  • 43:37 - 43:42
    The action was without question,
    that of a mentally unbalanced subject!
  • 43:42 - 43:43
    Meouw!
  • 43:43 - 43:45
    Mr. Wooster!
  • 43:45 - 43:47
    What is the meaning of this?
  • 43:47 - 43:47
    Eh?
  • 43:47 - 43:49
    There is a cat
    close at hand!
  • 43:49 - 43:51
    It is NOT in the street!
  • 43:51 - 43:54
    Look, I have no cats,
    I tell you!
  • 43:54 - 43:56
    Alright, let us
    get Jeeves in here!
  • 43:56 - 43:57
    [Rings the table bell]
  • 43:57 - 43:58
    Meouw!
  • 43:58 - 43:59
    Meouw!
  • 43:59 - 44:00
    There!
  • 44:01 - 44:02
    I can't bear it!
  • 44:02 - 44:04
    I simply
    can't bear it!
  • 44:04 - 44:06
    No, look!
    It must be Jeeves!
  • 44:06 - 44:07
    Jeeves?
  • 44:07 - 44:09
    You called, sir?
  • 44:09 - 44:12
    Ah,… Ww… were you making a noise
    like a cat?
  • 44:12 - 44:13
    No, sir!
  • 44:13 - 44:15
    Will that be all, sir?
  • 44:15 - 44:17
    No, it will jolly well
    not be all, Jeeves!
  • 44:17 - 44:19
    Are there
    any cats in the flat?
  • 44:19 - 44:22
    Only the three
    in your bedroom, sir.
  • 44:22 - 44:23
    Aaagghh!
  • 44:23 - 44:24
    What d'you mean,
    only the three in my bedroom?
  • 44:24 - 44:29
    Erm,… the black one, sir, the tabby,
    and the small lemon coloured animal.
  • 44:29 - 44:30
    Oh!
  • 44:31 - 44:33
    No, no, no!
    Look, I don't have a cat!
  • 44:33 - 44:36
    I have never had a cat!
    I had a dog once! Called Melba!
  • 44:36 - 44:38
    He used to sit so close to the fire!
    No, no, don't go away!
  • 44:38 - 44:39
    – Ooohh!
    – No, no!
  • 44:39 - 44:41
    Ooohh!
  • 44:41 - 44:42
    It's all right, my dear!
  • 44:42 - 44:45
    – Now, look!
    – Stand back! Stand back! I'm armed!
  • 44:45 - 44:47
    Ahem! I fancy, sir,
    that the animals might have become…
  • 44:47 - 44:51
    …somewhat exhilarated, as a result
    of discovering the fish in Mr. Wooster's bedroom!
  • 44:51 - 44:53
    Fish?
    In his bedroom?
  • 44:53 - 44:55
    – Fish?
    – Be brave, Delia!
  • 44:55 - 44:56
    My coat now!
  • 44:56 - 45:01
    Now, look, I'll prove it to you!
    I'll prove that there are no cats in my bedroom!
  • 45:02 - 45:13
    [Stampede of mewing cats]
    [Screams of horror]
  • 45:13 - 45:16
    – Your hat, Sir Roderick.
    – Yes, I didn't have a hat!
  • 45:17 - 45:20
    This is the hat
    which you snatched from my head!
  • 45:20 - 45:21
    Hit him, Roderick!
  • 45:21 - 45:23
    He stole your hat!
  • 45:23 - 45:26
    Back!
    Go towards the door, dear!
  • 45:26 - 45:30
    Don't make any sudden move,
    or anything that might excite him!
  • 45:30 - 45:31
    Oh, look here!
  • 45:31 - 45:34
    Back down, you devil!
    Back down, I say!
  • 45:35 - 45:38
    I'll see
    if I can recover our umbrella, sir.
  • 45:42 - 45:44
    [Doorbell rings]
  • 45:48 - 45:52
    I say, those were my cats I saw,
    legging it down the stairs, weren't they?
  • 45:52 - 45:55
    And what
    were they doing in my bedroom?
  • 45:55 - 45:57
    Your man, what's–his–name,
    said it would be all right!
  • 45:57 - 45:59
    Oh, he did, did he?
  • 45:59 - 46:01
    I was just coming
    to collect them!
  • 46:01 - 46:03
    Well…!
    They've dashed well gone!
  • 46:03 - 46:04
    Oh, well,…
  • 46:04 - 46:05
    Can't be helped,
    I suppose!
  • 46:05 - 46:08
    What was it for?
    It was that club, the Searches…?
  • 46:08 - 46:09
    – Seekers, yes!
    – Uh–huh!
  • 46:09 - 46:11
    I'll take the hat
    and the fish, anyway!
  • 46:12 - 46:15
    I'm afraid the cats
    have eaten the fish!
  • 46:15 - 46:17
    They wouldn't
    eat a hat, though?
  • 46:17 - 46:20
    No, the chap you pinched it from
    was dining here tonight! He took it away with him!
  • 46:20 - 46:20
    Tch!
  • 46:21 - 46:24
    No cats,…
    no fish,… no hat!
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    Well…!
    Sorry, but there you are!
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    Ahem!
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    Well,…
    Thank you! Ha!
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    – Bye…!
    – Goodbye!
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    I say,
    I hate to ask you…
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    You couldn't lend me
    a tenner, could you?
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    A tenner, what for?
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    The fact is,
    I've got to pop round,…
  • 46:38 - 46:41
    …and bail Claude and Eustace out.
    They've been arrested!
  • 46:41 - 46:42
    Arrested?
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    They got a bit above themselves,
    I'm afraid.
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    Tried to pinch a bus!
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    And they expect ME
    to provide ten pounds to bail them out?
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    They did, rather, yes!
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    Pfff! You do realize that the people
    who were dining here tonight…
  • 46:54 - 46:55
    …were my prospective in–laws?
  • 46:55 - 46:58
    No, I didn't, actually!
    Congratulations!
  • 46:58 - 46:59
    Well, because of you,…
  • 46:59 - 47:02
    …they've now gone away from here
    believing me to be a certifiable lunatic!
  • 47:02 - 47:05
    And determined
    that I shall never…!
  • 47:05 - 47:07
    …marry…
  • 47:07 - 47:09
    …their daughter!
  • 47:09 - 47:10
    Hmph!
  • 47:10 - 47:11
    I'm so sorry!
  • 47:11 - 47:12
    Tell you what…!
  • 47:12 - 47:14
    Why don't we
    make it 20 pounds?
  • 47:14 - 47:16
    You can bail them out, and buy them a drink
    before you put them onto the train!
  • 47:16 - 47:17
    I say!
  • 47:17 - 47:20
    – That's jolly decent of you…
    – No, no, don't say a word! Yeah!
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    No, really!
  • 47:21 - 47:23
    – I insist!
    – Thank you!
  • 47:26 - 47:27
    Aahh!
  • 47:47 - 47:49
    This was all
    of your doing, wasn't it, Jeeves?
  • 47:49 - 47:50
    Sir?
  • 47:50 - 47:53
    You worked out the whole thing, didn't you?
    With the Glossops!
  • 47:53 - 47:56
    Well,… ahem!
    If you'll pardon the liberty, sir,…
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    …I doubt if the young lady
    would've been entirely suitable for you…!
  • 48:00 - 48:02
    Hoo!
  • 48:07 - 48:10
    And what a wheeze, you knowing all about
    the Glossops' horror of moggies!
  • 48:10 - 48:12
    Ha! I must say, Jeeves!
    You're a bit of a marvel!
  • 48:12 - 48:15
    Very good of you
    to say so, sir!
  • 48:18 - 48:20
    Will that be all, sir?
  • 48:20 - 48:22
    Ah, yes,…!
    Thank you, Jeeves, yes!
  • 48:22 - 48:24
    Breakfast at the usual hour, sir?
  • 48:24 - 48:26
    Yes, thank you, Jeeves!
  • 48:26 - 48:28
    Good night!
  • 48:29 - 48:31
    Good night, sir!
Title:
Jeeves & Wooster (Fry & Laurie). S01 E01: Jeeves Takes Charge. Subtitles: ENGLISH – ESPAÑOL.
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Video Language:
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Duration:
50:45

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