Big Brother 12: Week 5 Funniest Moments

Coming off the block, I want nothing more than to come out there,

win HOH, and send Brendon or Rachel home.

Kristen's gone and it sucks.

She deserved to be here, way more than those two clowns.

Getting smacked in the face with those paint brush was actually pretty good,

because I was hoping I can, you know, climb around and bitch slap Brendon,

but at the same time the paintbrush was gonna do the dirty work for me anyway.

Brendon, I'll take the have-not...

Huh?

I'll take the have-not for everybody, okay? Is that a deal?

Is that a deal?

What's the term?

Okay, you guys, I'm ready to make a deal, I'm ready to go first to be the have-not.

I took one for the team. You're welcome.

Kathy made a deal with pretty much herself. She pretty much said,

"Look, guys. I wanna be have not. Is that okay?"

So, yeah, sure, why not? You knock yourself out.

We got a deal, I will be the starver for the week.

.... are not burning.

You got it, Brendon.

Thank you baby. I love you.

You're the best ever. You're okay, Brendon.

Oh my god! Brendon you're doing so great.

You got it Brendon, you're doing so great.

Oh, you got it, Brendon. You're way better than the rest of the scum up there with you.

Brendon you got it through.

You can do it, you can do it.

You're the best ever.

Oh, oh my god, she kills me.

I feel like a lost puppy.

I fought so hard that I have to get another injection of Botox because I have so many winkles right now.

What's up, how are you doing brother?

Jeff would definitely be part of the brigade.

We come up with a nice nickname for Jeff.

Something like the pretty boy.

Hey, nice to meet you.

Jordan calls me the meo Mow ow.

So I was like. Okay, you know what, I'm doing my thing in here, you know.

Rolling balls while Brendon goes "Good job, babe", "You got it babe."

now focus, focus

Painful

Ears trickling blood.

Everyone was getting nervous.

Kathy, pull it out.

When Rachel,you know, becomes a big cry baby,

because things are not going her way.

You would have thought. Rachel was Brendon and Brendon was Rachel.

Brendon was a girl in this case. Rachel was definitely wearing the pants.

Everyone was fighting.

I don't understand. They should be fighting us.

They don't know about us.

And everyone sees there's no possible way to be a big alliance in here.

We have two scientists

who cant figure out.

That they can't figure out the laws of physics in here, that is

the brigade.

And he doesn't understand the center of gravity in this house.

It's the brigade.

That's what happens when you have the vote, you know.

The brigade is absolutely running this house right now.

You know, you got Lane,

controlling Britney.

You got Matty controlling Ragan.

You add it all up. We decide who stays and who goes.

Everyone always like these two, it's that two, but it's never us four.

We're hanging out here, I don't even give a ** if anyone sees us anymore.

You're an early man you are a Neanderthal.

And first of all it's pronounced Neandertal.

Secondly,

Seriously,

Oh you are the one to talk.

keep me, keep me, please.

Because I'll win h.O.H. And I'll

watch all you cockroaches scramble,

Who's all?

You! You!

Oh, just us two

Him!

All three of you!

Yeah. Good night.

Yeah, yeah Brendon. Yeah

Really.

Do it.

Three foot nothing.

Oh, three foot nothing.

You think I'm scared.

Yeah exactly.

Exactly nothing.

Okay you're so cool.

Hi, Britney.

Hi Julie.

Please cast your vote to evict.

I vote to tequila vomit hundred dollar bills, Rachel.

Probably the thing that I'll miss the most about you, Rachel, is your hair extensions.

I'm gonna miss putting them on and getting to be the new Rachel.

Who wants to see me go into the jury house. Tequila.