Voleur de Figue

They're falling off the tree.

So you ASK us!

But I don't know where you are.

Oh yeah, it's confounding. With a vineyard all around and a big building ...

who could these figs belong to?

But you're being impossible, mister.

But every year I come here!

Oh that's great. So when I file a complaint, I can tell them that you've stolen our figs for years.

Well go ahead and file a complaint. What do you want me to say?

It's wild. It's wild. I want you to say "Sorry. I should have asked."

But I didn't know it was yours!

Did you think it was yours?

No. It's not mine.

But how many fig trees are there here?

Well take from somebody who doesn't care then.

But it's wild.

You're not going to eat all of these figs.

Okay, I ask for permission to pick up a few figs. Yes or no?

Yes. Yes. A quantity like this. If you want you can.

And since it's true that we don't always have time to pick them,

If you could take some for us too that would be nice.

While you're at it, pass by our door. Say hello.

Where's your domaine?

The big building right there.

But take this.

I'm really sorry, but I get so aggravated because I find dozens of people on the property

taking our fruit each year

Have you been here a long time?

The building has been there since 2006 and it's been my property since the end of 2004

And I don't understand how you can reason

that since you don't know who it belongs to, you can take it.

I didn't know who this basket belonged to so I took it, and that upset you.

Let's go!

So I can pick up a few that are overripe?

You've already picked some so take those, but no I want to--

They're falling!

Wow, if you continue I'm going to rescind.... I feel bad that I said you could have some fruit.

Because it's really just crazy.

But it's a waste. If you ate all of them...

Okay, then take some and bring them to us.

Do a little favor like that.

Oh no, you're not interested in doing favors.

I have no fruit at my house. If I had fruit, I wouldn't come here.

What do you have?

Nothing. I have a house and that's all.

Do you have furniture that I can come borrow.

What are you going on about?

Well you have a bed that you're not using. You're not on your bed right now.

Okay, that's alright.

Your name, mister?

Garcia

Which one?

Rodriguez.