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From the people who brought you rental
Dad an exciting new development in. *
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Parental technology,
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Do you find yourself
working long hours with no sustenance?
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HIRE A MUM provides regular support
when you need it most.
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"Ah, thank you."
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No matter what your needs hire a mum has
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HIRE A MUM has you covered...
...we have CHEF MUM, with 25 years...
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years restaurant experience who can whip
you up healthy nutritious meals for only
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$50 a serving. We also have the tradie Mum
who can fix anything and everything,
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including the kitchen sink more reliable
than a plumber or builder. Tradie mum
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comes at an absolute bargain only $75
an hour. We have the Tutor mum with PhDs
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in mathematics, business and psychology.
Able to help you with your university
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Assignments for the low low price of $100
per hour, per subject. Our scientist have
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been working day and night to bring you
patented temperature control technology.
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-“Bye mum”.
-“Just wait” …
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-“Bye now”
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All of our mums are standing by waiting
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To be dispatched as soon as you call.
For a limited time only and at no extra
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Cost, our mums come equipped with morale
Boosting capabilities. “And I can’t even
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believe that he broke up with me.
You know?” -“I know”.
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So next time you’re hungry,... cold,...or
just need some love. Why not hire a mum?
