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Lecture: Blessed Guest - Ramadan and the Quran
Location: Islamic Center of Irving, TX
Date: June 16th 2012.
Presented by: Ustadh Nouman Ali Khan
Video Courtesy of: Khalifahklothing
Full Lecture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI9a7Y3oXvQ

Nouman Ali Khan Bio:

Nouman Ali Khan began his formal Arabic training during his childhood schooling in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. He continued his Arabic grammar study in Pakistan, where he received a scholarship for ranking among the top 10 scores in the national Arabic studies board examination. Under the guidance of Dr. Abdus-Samie, founder and formal principal of Quran College in Faisalabad, Pakistan, he developed a keen methodical understanding of Arabic grammar. He further benefited from Dr. Abdus-Samie by internalizing his unique teaching methods and later translating his work into English for the benefit of his own students. Nouman currently serves as professor of Arabic at Nassau Community College and has taught Modern Standard and Classical Arabic at various venues for nearly 6 years with over 700 students. His handbook published by the Bayyinah Arabic Studies Institute for ARA-201 is also being used as a class aide at the Jaamiah-Al-Uloom Al-Islamiyyah, Institute of Islamic Education in Ajax, Canada.

Contact: http://bayyinah.com/contact-us/

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[Nouman Ali Khan] Taqwa is being shown a couple of hundred times in the Quran.

A couple of hundred times Allah talks about taqwa.

If Allah talks about taqwa that many times -

actually, let me not finish that sentence:

So how many people here have teen-age kids?

Teen-age kids? OK.

Arabic (?)

Irvin is about to erupt. Give it 5 years.

All these little - little monkeys we've got running around, they're going to be teen-agers.

Those are scary times.

Those are scary times: my kids and your kids.

Their age right here (?) is very young, but give it five years. Oh, my goodness.

They're going to be teen-agers and people are going to say

how many people have teen-agers, there's going to be people crying '[mock crying] I have teenagers"

You know. How many times do you have to call your teen-agers to do their homework?

[From the audience: inaudible]

[Nouman Ali Khan] Oh, my God! "Do your homework! Do your homework! Do your homework!

Did you do your homework? Did your homework? You're going to do it, right?

OK. Just hey, by the way, do it."

[laughter]

[Nouman Ali Khan] Why do you have to tell them so many times?

If you tell the people - if I came over to your house as a guest,

and you keep telling your child "Do your homework" I'll stop you and say:

"Why do you tell him so many times?" And you'll say - well, what will you say?

[from the audience: inaudible]
"Because he doesn't do it! He doesn't listen!"

And then I have to say: "You know what? You're the father, you're the mother, you know him better.

You know him better.

So the fact that you are repeating so much, you must know what you're doing."

Allah repeats taqwa a couple of hundred times in the Quran.

Does that tell you something? Who is He talking to?

You and me.

Arabic (?)

He keeps saying, and he keeps saying, and he keeps saying.

Well, what does that mean, logically? [laughs]

"Ah, you don't really do it." (?)

If we did it, how many times would He have to mention it? (?)

One - done.

Let me give you a proof. Allah says "fast" in the Quran. One time in the Quran. One time.

Lot of us fast already (?) or no?

Alright. [laughs] 2:06