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HUNGOVER and RUSHED!! (re-upload)

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    -What's happenin', forum?
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    I'm on f--king vacation, that's what happening, so let's get this video over with.
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    Yeah I know, this video will be half-assed but feel free to troll me about it.
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    Otherwise, shut the hell up and watch this video of a lamb looking for its owner.
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    -Where's Bee?
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    Where's Bee?
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    Bee?
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    Where's Bee?
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    -It's like one of those bad Scooby-Doo chase scenes.
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    Honestly, if that lamb is looking for a woman, I don't know why he didn't check the kitchen first.
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    Ha-ha, sexism is funny.
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    Let's look at it one more time.
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    The lamb is adorable, it's cute, it's amazing,
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    it's wonderful, it's a lamb running through a hallway,
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    it's the best f--king video on the Internet, let's move on.
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    So someone sent me this video that FailBlog had covered.
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    It's a video of this Lion King toy thing.
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    [enchanting music plays]
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    [funky music plays]
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    While you might consider this toy funny,
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    I think this is how AIDS got started.
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    Ha-ha deadly diseases are funny.
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    No I mean, seriously, what the hell is he doing here?
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    Eww, surprise butt sex, what?
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    What is he, a Catholic priest?
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    I kid the religious child molesters.
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    Oh wait, I don't.
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    Touching kids is funny.
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    And while this video is amusing,
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    it's twice as amusing because of the music that FailBlog or whoever added.
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    [funky music plays]
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    That track is straight from your dad's porn collection.
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    Seriously though, this video is great.
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    It's amazing, it's funny, it's a monkey anally raping a lion cub.
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    It's the best f--king video on the Internet, let's move on.
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    Now this last video blew up this week
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    and it was recorded off of a popular site called Chatroulette.
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    Now Chatroulette allows you to video chat with guys anonymously.
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    So the video's of this guy who does a little piano improv every time he meets someone new.
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    [piano playing]
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    -♪ Reclining dude in a white tank top ♪
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    ♪ Leaning his head on his hand ♪
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    ♪ Semi-Italian lookin' ♪
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    ♪ Just like his parents had planned ♪
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    -Now I love this guy because what he's doing is he's making Chatroulette interesting.
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    Because when I Chatroulette, it's usually a sausage fest.
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    And by sausage fest, I mean it's 100 guys trying to show me their junk.
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    What is it about anonymous chat which makes people go,
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    "Hey, nice to meet you.
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    Wanna see my penis?"
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    Which is funny, 'cause that's the same line I use to catch approach at the club.
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    Ha-ha, sexual harassment is funny.
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    Anyway, back to this piano chat improv guy.
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    -♪ She raised her eyebrows in surprise ♪
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    ♪ Her friend had shades on ♪
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    ♪ So you couldn't see her eyes ♪
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    ♪ 3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3 ♪
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    ♪ Motherf--kin' 3 ♪
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    ♪ This girl is serious about the number 3 ♪
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    ♪ Whatever you say to her ♪
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    ♪ She's gonna make hearts with her hand ♪
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    ♪ Just like I planned ♪
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    -Now I'm really glad this video is viral and got around 800,000 hits this week or so.
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    'Cause the guy's not only hilarious, he's legitly good at piano.
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    -Request a song.
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    -Uhm...I request "Fireflies".
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    [playing "Fireflies" by Owl City]
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    -Well done, Piano Chat Improv Guy.
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    A link to the full video in the info bar.
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    Go watch the whole thing, it's great, it's totally worth it.
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    It's amazing, it's wonderful, it's a guy playing a f--king piano on the Internet.
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    Now let's move on to the comment question of the day,
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    which comes from a user named-- what the hell is her name?
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    Whatever, I'll subtitle it over here, and she said...
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    -Hey Ray, my comment question of the day is what's your favorite flavor?
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    -So you heard her.
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    What's your favorite flavor?
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    Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below.
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    But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
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    I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
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    Wanna see my penis?
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    So tell me forum,
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    why?
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    [Ray singing Doin' Your Mom rapidly]
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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    F--king s--t, I'm out of breath.
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    -Like no, don't--
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    God, get out of my frame.
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    That's a huge bitch.
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    Ah!
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    -Hey?
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    -What?
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    -How many kids [?] does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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    -I don't know, how many?
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    -Wanna go ride bikes?
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    -Jesus.
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    You see what I put up with?
Title:
HUNGOVER and RUSHED!! (re-upload)
Description:

Sorry for the rushed episode. Off to party now. :D

Chat Improv Guy:
http://www.youtube.com/PianoChatImprov

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:09
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