Modern Family | Luke and Manny Invite Girls Over While Haley and Alex Are Babysitting

Hey, are you sure you don't wanna play The Hunger Games with all of us?

My whole life is a hunger game.

Why do you think I'm so mean to you?

That's for me.

Hey, come on in.

Hi.

Hey.

I'm out.

This is Becca and her cousin Joyce.

Joyce is for you.

What?

I'm on a date, but I'm not wearing any Cologne.

Did you know this was happening?

I don't even know what this is.

Joyce, this is Manny.

Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Can I offer you a glass of sparkling cider?

He's not how you described him.

Don't worry.

You'll love him.

Manny, say something romantic.

I can't just turn it on.

You say something romantic.

Cool shirt.

Aw.

Can I see your room?

Well, I didn't clean it for me.

They're going upstairs alone.

Is that even allowed?

I don't know.

Should we say something?

Like what?

Like it's not okay.

Well, maybe it is.

Is it?

I don't know.

I just feel like we're not doing our job as babysitters.

Of course we are.

I'm cold and I saw a coyote.

They've been in there forever.

Do something.

You're in charge.

Oh, please.

We both know I'm just a figurehead here.

You really think they're doing something in there?

He's 12.

He's 14.

But it's touching how close you are.

Fine.

What do you want?

You have to keep your door open.

Why?

Well, why do you need it closed?

Because we're gonna make out.

Oh, um.

Well, you you can't have your door closed.

Why do you want to watch your something?

That's weird.

Ew, of course we don't want to watch.

Perfect.

But you can't.

Why do you.

What just happened?

Can I offer you a Pino Delgado?

It's my own concoction.

What's in it?

Let's just say it's cool.

It's sweet.

And it's not afraid to embrace its own whimsy.

I'm not saying that.

I'm not drinking it either.

So, are you making any resolutions?

Yeah.

No more blind dates.

You're mean.

You know.

She's right, Joyce.

You are mean.

I've been a gracious host while you've been rude, sullen and dull.

You'll forgive me if I choose not to start the new year in such a negative note.

Oh, and if you're hungry for broccoli, later you'll find a piece of your teeth.

I'm sorry I push people away.

I feel myself do it, but I can't stop.

It's hard to like someone when you don't like yourself.

You're right.

You have so many good qualities.

You're attractive, you're witty, you're bright.

I just wish you could see yourself through my eyes.

Aw, you're such a good friend.

Friend?

That's where this is headed.

Well, friendships last longer.

Not this one.

I've got enough friends.

Happy new year, Joyce.

So what's the plan, Hayley?

I'm going in.

That's our baby brother up there.

I'm not ready for all of this.

The girls, the hormones, it's gross.

Well, we can't just barge in.

I'm still trying to get the image of Mom and Dad out of my.

Oh, God.

It's back.

I'm coming in.

What are you doing?

Just putting away some laundry.

That's a bra and a tablecloth.

Can't you do this later?

Excuse me.

Does your mother know you're here?

Yes.

Does she know our parents aren't?

Yeah.

Big pause.

No eye contact.

I was so much better at this than you.

You're out.

No she's not.

Yes she is.

It's late.

You're 13.

14.

14.

And unless Nicole Bitchie here wants me to call her parents and tell them she lied, I better go.

Bye, Luke.

Wait.

Why does she have to go?

Because I said so.

You're the boss.

Don't talk back to your sister.

I hate you.

You hate me now.

But someday you'll thank me.

I think I owe mom a huge apology.

Is anyone watching me?