Russel Peters on Arranged Marriage

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[Laughter]
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Arrangement is a big problem in my community, man.
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I mean it's not so much a problem, it's a problem if you want it to be a problem.
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I mean, it's a problem for me, you know what I mean?
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My parents tried that on me last year. They come up to me, they're like - my mom goes,
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'Russell, you're getting older now.'
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[Laughter]
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[Laughter]
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'And you're not married.'
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[Laughter]
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What if I bring some nice girls home for you?
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I go, 'Ma, I bring nice girls home all the time!'
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They just leave in the morning, you know!
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That's a nice girl right there!
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[Laughter]
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She's like, 'No, no, I will pick some girls and you can choose the one you like'.
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Like, are you out of your mind, man?
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My mom wanted to pick my wife!
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I wouldn't let my mom pick my clothes!
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Can you imagine my mom walking in with this girl - 'I know she's a little big now -
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- but you'll grow into her!'

Title:: Russel Peters on Arranged Marriage
Description:: Russel Peters makes fun of how he is a victim of arranged marriages as an Indo-Canadian. Sooooooooooo Funny!!! Great Comic!

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Video Language:: English
Duration:: 01:01

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