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The Annoying Orange 3: TOE-MAY-TOE

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    -[Orange fluttering lips]
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    [fluttering continues]
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    I'm bored.
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    -Whoa!
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    Whoa, where am I?
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    -[gasps]
    Hey, Apple! You're back!
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    -What?
    -Hey Apple, where you been?
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    -Are you talking to me?
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    -Hey, Apple!
    -I'm not an apple.
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    -Hey, hey Apple!
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    -Hey, I'm not an apple.
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    -Yeah, ya are.
    You're red, so you're an apple.
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    -No-no-no, you see, I'm a tomato.
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    -A tomato?
    You look like an apple.
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    -No-no-no, I'm a fruit like an apple,
    but I'm not an apple.
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    -What? No, you're not.
    You're a vegetable.
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    -Well, that's a common misconception,
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    but a tomato like myself, I'm a--
    -Hey, hey Apple!
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    Can you spit seeds?
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    -What?
    -Like this!
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    [hacks, spits]
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    [smack!]
    -Ow!
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    [Orange laughs]
    What the heck is wrong with you?
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    -I'm an orange.
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    -Don't ever do that to a tomato.
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    Don't you know how easily I bruise?
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    -You're a toe-may-toe?
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    -It's "tomato."
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    -Toe-may-toe?
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    -Taw-may-toe.
    Tomato. It's not hard.
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    -Yeah, you're a vegetable.
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    -Fruit! I'm a fruit!
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    -Uh-uh.
    You can't be a fruit and a vegetable.
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    -I know! I'm not!
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    I'm a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits!
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    -No, you're not.
    You're a vegetable, like a pumpkin.
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    -Pumpkins are fruits too, you moron.
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    -Yeah, and elephants are microwaves.
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    [laughing]
    -[groans]
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    I hate oranges.
    -You're an apple.
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    -I'm a tomato.
    -Apple.
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    -Tomato.
    -Apple.
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    - Tomato.
    - Apple.
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    -Tomato.
    -Blender.
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    -Huh? Whoa!
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    Hey-- ow!
    -Whoa!
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    -Hey, hey buddy, don't--no,
    don't press the button...
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    -What's that button do?
    -Please don't press the button!
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    [yells]
    -Ah...
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    -[yelling inside blender]
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    -Tomato, are you okay?
    -[yelling continues]
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    -Wow, you're juicy.
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    If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam.
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    [laughs]
    Ugh, ow.
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    [laughs]
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    Hey, Tomato, good to see ya.
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    I was hoping we could "catch up."
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    [laughing]
    -[groans]
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    Get it? "Ketchup."
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    [laughs]
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    Why aren't you laughing?
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
The Annoying Orange 3: TOE-MAY-TOE
Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:12
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