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Annoying Orange 6: Super Bowl Football

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    -[Orange mumbling]
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    Hey, get me out of here.
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    Whoa, watch it, Mr. Grabbypants.
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    I don't like being carried
    around like that, geez.
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    -Whoa... whoa.
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    -Whoa!
    -Hi, there.
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    -What the heck are you?
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    -Me? I'm a football.
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    -You're a ball made of feet?
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    -No, no, no. Foot-ball.
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    Get it? Not made of feet.
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    -Whoa! [grunts] Whoa...
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    -Whoa, it's a melon!
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    -I'm not a melon, I'm a football.
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    -Oh, no you're not.
    Not in America, buddy.
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    -Whoa...
    -Freakin' tourists.
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    -Is Melon made of feet too?
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    -No, nobody's made of feet.
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    Boy, what's wrong with you?
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    -I'm an orange!
    -Yeah, newsflash, thanks.
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    -Your face is full of laces.
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    Somebody didn't take
    their shoes off. [laughs]
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    -Hey! Do you even
    know what a football is?
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    -Yeah, it's a ball made of feet.
    -No.
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    Football is a game that picks two
    worthy opponents against each other
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    in an arena made of violence and grace.
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    It's the only true--
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    -Boring.
    -What?
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    -You look like a mutated lemon.
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    You're a lemonhead. [laughs]
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    -Yeah, that's not even funny.
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    I'm shaped like this so
    it's easy to throw me.
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    -Wait? Throw you? With their hands?
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    -Yeah.
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    -So why are you called a football then?
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    You should be called a handball.
    -No.
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    -You're a handball!
    -That's not my name!
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    -Hey! Hey, Handball!
    -It's Football!
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    -Hey Handball,
    do you have any money?
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    -No.
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    -'Cause I want my "quarter back."
    [laughs]
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    -All right, this is getting a little--
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    -Your name is Handball Lemonhead.
    [laughs]
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    -That's not my name!
    -Hey, hey Handball!
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    Can you blow bubbles with your spit?
    -No.
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    -Like this, watch.
    [mumbling]
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    -That's disgusting.
    -Try it!
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    -No!
    -You're not trying.
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    -Yeah, and I'm not going to.
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    Stop that!
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    -You'll love it!
    -No, I'm pretty sure I won't love it.
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    -It's fun!
    -No! What's going on here?
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    I'm the star of the Super Bowl
    and this is how I get treated?
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    Being berated by a talking orange?
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    -Super Bowl?
    Is that for a really big salad?
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    [laughs]
    -No! It's not for a really big salad!
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    Are you actually that slow?
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    -Hey, hey Handball!
    -What?!
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    -Foot.
    -What?
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    -Whoa!
    [Football yelling]
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    -Hey Handball, can I have your seat?
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    [Football yells, groans]
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    [sighs] Oh, well.
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    -Whoa... [grunts]
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    I tell ya, I'm a bloody football, not him.
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    -Yeah right. Handball told me
    that you weren't made of feet.
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    Stupid melon.
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
Annoying Orange 6: Super Bowl Football
Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:37

English subtitles

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