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[ Cellphone ringing ]
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-Hello?
-BowFlex.
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-"Andrewhore."
-What's up, dude?
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Hey, are you going to the 50th?
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-No, actually.
I don't think I can.
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I'm not gonna go.
-What?
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What are you talking about?
It's gonna be incredible.
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Everyone on Earth
is gonna be there.
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-I know, it's just, honestly,
it stresses me out too much.
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-What do you mean?
-Come on, Andy,
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you know "SNL" gives me anxiety.
-[ Chuckles ]
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Bowen, listen.
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♪ I know you're anxious just
looking at the 30 Rock sign ♪
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♪ And when you're inside,
it gets worse ♪
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♪ But there is one thing
that you gotta keep in mind ♪
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♪ So we're gonna press rewind ♪
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♪ Let's go back in time ♪
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♪Young Danny Aykroyd,
Bass-O-Matic ♪
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♪ He looks so fine
and fancy free ♪
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♪ But the reality
was quite tragic ♪
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♪ He suffered from anxiety ♪
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-[ Shrieking ]
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-Jesus, what was that?
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-I don't know what
you're talking about.
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That's the footage
exactly as it aired.
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♪ Skip to the '80s,
Eddie Murphy ♪
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♪ And "Mr. Robinson's
Neighborhood" ♪
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♪ He was the star of the show
each Saturday ♪
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♪ But he suffered the anxiety ♪
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-[ Shrieking ]
-I hate this.
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♪ Few years later,
Billy Crystal was saying ♪
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♪ "You look marvelous" ♪
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♪ But one thing
wasn't marvelous ♪
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♪ He had anxiety ♪
-[ Shrieking ]
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-♪ 'Cause everyone that ever
worked at "SNL" had anxiety ♪
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♪ You are not alone, my friend ♪
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♪ And we also all have IBS ♪
-Wait, what?
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-Oh, yeah. Tell 'em, Sarah.
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-♪ The brain to gut
connectional ♪
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♪ Is a complex and bidirectional
communication ♪
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♪ Between the central nervous
system and your butt ♪
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-♪ So when
you're watching "SNL" ♪
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♪ Just imagine everyone
you see right before the show ♪
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♪ Went to the bathroom
and took a crazy [bleep] ♪
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-Right.
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-♪ Oh, if these pipes
could talk ♪
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♪ If these pipes could talk ♪
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♪ The stories they would tell ♪
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♪ If these pipes could talk ♪
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♪ If these pipes could talk ♪
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♪ If these pipes could talk ♪
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♪ I think they'd sound
a little like this ♪
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-[ Shrieking ]
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-You've got to stop doing that.
-No promises.
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♪ Jump to the '90s,
Ana and Molly ♪
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♪ Making them laugh
with "Schweddy Balls" ♪
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♪ On the outside,
calm and collected ♪
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♪ But that's not
how they felt at all ♪
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-♪ Ooh,
we were freaked out as hell ♪
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-♪ And we wanted to die ♪
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-♪ We wished
for our own deaths ♪
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-♪ And we had IBS ♪
-♪ And we had IBS ♪
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-But come on, guys,
we have perspective.
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We know these are
champagne problems.
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-Yes.
-I mean, it's not like
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we're working in a coal mine.
-God, no.
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-But here's a secret.
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♪ It's way worse
than working in a coal mine ♪
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♪ It's more dangerous
than working in a coal mine ♪
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♪ We would love
to be working in a coal mine ♪
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♪ Just look at these coal miners
drinking sweet tea ♪
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♪ They never had to get notes
from Lorne ♪
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♪ Sit underneath the bleachers
with Lorne ♪
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-You're proving my point.
That sounds good to you?
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-Yeah. Now that I hear it,
I might skip it, too.
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'Cause in the end,
you gotta take care of yourself.
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-A mature decision
for our mental health.
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♪ But what if
they forget about me? ♪
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-♪ Don't forget me ♪
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-♪ If I don't go to the show,
will I disappear ♪
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♪ Or will I fall to the bottom ♪
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♪ Of the Best Cast Members
of All Time list? ♪
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-♪ Past Will Forte ♪
-What the [bleep]?
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-You know what? I'm in.
-Same!
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-♪ 'Cause everyone ♪
-I get it now!
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-♪ That ever worked at "SNL"
had anxiety ♪
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-♪ We populate
the waiting rooms ♪
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♪ Of half the therapists
in New York City ♪
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-♪ Every single person who ever
worked at "SNL" had anxiety ♪
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Clap!
-♪ Every single person who ♪
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♪ Ever worked at "SNL"
had anxiety ♪
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-Everybody!
-♪ Every single person who ♪
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♪ Ever worked at "SNL"
had anxiety ♪
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-It's a challenging place,
but we love it!
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♪ Stress dreams
for the rest of your life ♪
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-♪ Every single person who ever
worked at "SNL" had anxiety ♪
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-♪ We're like moths
to the flame ♪
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-♪ Every single person who ever
worked at "SNL" had anxiety ♪
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-♪ But it burns so good ♪
