Lego Batman - Joker Watches "The Hills"

TV Man 1: "Don't touch me bro,

you just touched me."

"Walk away you just touched me."

"That's assault, walk away bro."

"Don't- you can't touch people."

Clown: "Joker, you've been
sitting on the couch all day.

Can't we do something fun?"

Joker: "Eh shut up I'm watching

the season finale of The Hills."

Clown: "Oh, you mean The Hills Have Eyes?

I love that movie."

Joker: "No, The Hills.

with Lauren Conrad."

TV Girl 1: " I thought you were making

an effort with Spencer too.

This is the whole-"

TV Girl 2: "I am making an effort

and then he does shit

like he did last night.

He's a sucky person, he's a sucky person.

I hate Spencer.

I'm never gonna like Spencer.

He did a really messed up thing last night."

Clown: "Mr. J you really need to stop

watching reality TV shows.

We haven't done anything evil

for like 2 weeks."

Joker: "Just leave me alone."

Clown: "Listen Joker, if you don't stop

watching TV, I'm gonna leave you

and this crumby life behind me."

Joker: "Ya, ya, sure, whatever.

Now go make me a sandiwch, and try

not to eat the whole
kitchen while your in there."

*clown crying*

Clown: " I hate you!"

Joker: "Fatty."

Batman: "Alright Joker the gig is up.

You're coming with us."

Joker: "But Batman, I didn't even do anything."

Batman: "Wrong.

You were watching The Hills.

That's hard time you're looking at clown."

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Joker: "Ahhh."

Batman: "MTV sucks."