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-What's happenin', forum?
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Hey, I've gotta joke for you.
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How many Pollacks does it take to get hurt playing with fire?
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Just one.
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(boom!)
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And that is why anything involving gasoline, an open flame,
and a video camera is a bad idea.
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I mean jeez.
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It looks like the garbage took him out.
Zing!
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Now, I don't speak Polish, so I'm not sure what
they're saying here, but I think it translates to
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"Hell yeah! That was awesome!
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"Come on Cleatus.
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Let's go eat some more paint chips."
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And here I thought the US was the only country with rednecks.
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Forum, if you ever do a show on
live TV,
there are certain risks you take.
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This reporter found that out the hard way.
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Now, everything was going fine until this dude came up behind her
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and did what I can only describe as "first degree air rape".
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Check it out.
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-And police have set it all day long and what they want...
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they want people to come out here and have a good time,
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but they want people to be safe and be responsible.
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That's the latest out here, Tim, in Northeast Philadelphia.
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Claudia Rivero, NBC 10 News.
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-(male anchor)
All right, Claudia, thanks...
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-Now, I know it's kinda immature, but this is one of
the funniest videos I've seen in a long time.
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And it helps that she's probably one of
the hottest news reporters I've ever seen.
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Giggity!
Even so, I hope that guy wore protection.
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Now, we've seen a lot of stupid and interesting things on this show,
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but someone playing with a stun-gun is definitely a first.
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-(speaking Oriental language)
(taser buzzes)
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-Wait, is he gonna test that on himself?
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For some reason, that seems like a really bad idea.
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Don't tase YOU, bro!!
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(zap!)
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So I guess if you ever need to knock out a
110 lb Asian teenager, that's how you do it.
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Now, I already know that some of you trolls are gonna be like "fake!!",
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and while you're at it,
you might as well be like "gay!!"
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And I don't know if the video is fake.
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And I honestly don't care, but I do know that the
authenticity of that video is a such big deal
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that you should definitely spend hours fighting about it in the comments section below.
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But you know what else is a big deal?
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The comment question of the day, which comes from
a user named RedvBlueLover, and he said...
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-What if there was no sex?
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Yeah.
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-So... what if there were no sex?
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Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below.
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But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
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I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
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So, tell me forum: how big?
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("Doin' Your Mom" by Fatty Spins playing)
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian