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HOT REPORTER GETS HUMPED!!

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    -What's happenin', forum?
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    Hey, I've gotta joke for you.
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    How many Pollacks does it take to get hurt playing with fire?
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    Just one.
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    (boom!)
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    And that is why anything involving gasoline, an open flame,
    and a video camera is a bad idea.
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    I mean jeez.
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    It looks like the garbage took him out.
    Zing!
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    Now, I don't speak Polish, so I'm not sure what
    they're saying here, but I think it translates to
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    "Hell yeah! That was awesome!
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    "Come on Cleatus.
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    Let's go eat some more paint chips."
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    And here I thought the US was the only country with rednecks.
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    Forum, if you ever do a show on
    live TV,
    there are certain risks you take.
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    This reporter found that out the hard way.
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    Now, everything was going fine until this dude came up behind her
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    and did what I can only describe as "first degree air rape".
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    Check it out.
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    -And police have set it all day long and what they want...
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    they want people to come out here and have a good time,
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    but they want people to be safe and be responsible.
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    That's the latest out here, Tim, in Northeast Philadelphia.
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    Claudia Rivero, NBC 10 News.
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    -(male anchor)
    All right, Claudia, thanks...
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    -Now, I know it's kinda immature, but this is one of
    the funniest videos I've seen in a long time.
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    And it helps that she's probably one of
    the hottest news reporters I've ever seen.
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    Giggity!
    Even so, I hope that guy wore protection.
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    Now, we've seen a lot of stupid and interesting things on this show,
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    but someone playing with a stun-gun is definitely a first.
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    -(speaking Oriental language)
    (taser buzzes)
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    -Wait, is he gonna test that on himself?
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    For some reason, that seems like a really bad idea.
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    Don't tase YOU, bro!!
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    (zap!)
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    So I guess if you ever need to knock out a
    110 lb Asian teenager, that's how you do it.
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    Now, I already know that some of you trolls are gonna be like "fake!!",
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    and while you're at it,
    you might as well be like "gay!!"
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    And I don't know if the video is fake.
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    And I honestly don't care, but I do know that the
    authenticity of that video is a such big deal
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    that you should definitely spend hours fighting about it in the comments section below.
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    But you know what else is a big deal?
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    The comment question of the day, which comes from
    a user named RedvBlueLover, and he said...
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    -What if there was no sex?
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    Yeah.
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    -So... what if there were no sex?
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    Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below.
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    But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
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    I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
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    So, tell me forum: how big?
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    ("Doin' Your Mom" by Fatty Spins playing)
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
HOT REPORTER GETS HUMPED!!
Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:22
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