HOT REPORTER GETS HUMPED!!

-What's happenin', forum?

Hey, I've gotta joke for you.

How many Pollacks does it take to get hurt playing with fire?

Just one.

(boom!)

And that is why anything involving gasoline, an open flame,
and a video camera is a bad idea.

I mean jeez.

It looks like the garbage took him out.
Zing!

Now, I don't speak Polish, so I'm not sure what
they're saying here, but I think it translates to

"Hell yeah! That was awesome!

"Come on Cleatus.

Let's go eat some more paint chips."

And here I thought the US was the only country with rednecks.

Forum, if you ever do a show on
live TV,
there are certain risks you take.

This reporter found that out the hard way.

Now, everything was going fine until this dude came up behind her

and did what I can only describe as "first degree air rape".

Check it out.

-And police have set it all day long and what they want...

they want people to come out here and have a good time,

but they want people to be safe and be responsible.

That's the latest out here, Tim, in Northeast Philadelphia.

Claudia Rivero, NBC 10 News.

-(male anchor)
All right, Claudia, thanks...

-Now, I know it's kinda immature, but this is one of
the funniest videos I've seen in a long time.

And it helps that she's probably one of
the hottest news reporters I've ever seen.

Giggity!
Even so, I hope that guy wore protection.

Now, we've seen a lot of stupid and interesting things on this show,

but someone playing with a stun-gun is definitely a first.

-(speaking Oriental language)
(taser buzzes)

-Wait, is he gonna test that on himself?

For some reason, that seems like a really bad idea.

Don't tase YOU, bro!!

(zap!)

So I guess if you ever need to knock out a
110 lb Asian teenager, that's how you do it.

Now, I already know that some of you trolls are gonna be like "fake!!",

and while you're at it,
you might as well be like "gay!!"

And I don't know if the video is fake.

And I honestly don't care, but I do know that the
authenticity of that video is a such big deal

that you should definitely spend hours fighting about it in the comments section below.

But you know what else is a big deal?

The comment question of the day, which comes from
a user named RedvBlueLover, and he said...

-What if there was no sex?

Yeah.

-So... what if there were no sex?

Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below.

But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.

I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.

So, tell me forum: how big?

("Doin' Your Mom" by Fatty Spins playing)

Captioned by SpongeSebastian