Myspace Junkie -Luis Garcia /Andrew Benavides

knocking

Fuck...

I think he's in there.

I know he's in there.

I know that niggas in there somewhere.

I know you're in there dawg.

Let me use your MySpace dawg.

Let me use your MySpace.

Come on man, I ain't checked it...

I ain't checked it in like days man.

I got friends requests.

I got like invites, invitations.

Come on man.

Just let me check it man.

Let me check it dawg.

I wanna use your MySpace dawg.

Please man, come on man, please man.

I'll put ya in my top 8!

Wanna be in my top 8?!

I'll put ya in the firs-

I can't put ya in the first...

Zilla's in my first.

But I'll tell Zilla request ya as a friend.

Come on dawg, you like that shit?

No.
-Come on, just let me use your MySpace dawg.

Please man...

I'll put ya in my top 8 dawg,

What is wrong with you?
-I ain't checked it in days.

If I don't send that chain letter

to 30 more people,

I'll have bad luck for 7 years.

crying Oh dawg!
What's the bulletin of the day?

Man, just tell me who
the MySpace Music is please.

Who is it?
inaudible please man, Cyndi Lauper?

Just tell me dawg.

crying

I'll hook your profile up.

You seen mine, it looks nice.

You know I got that ill ass
"showin' some love letters".

You know them all sparkly and shit.

Please, man, come on dawg, please.

I know Tom dawg.

I know Tom.

I could hook you up.

No -Don't you want me to hook you up?

I'm trying to tell ya dawg.

Hey? Is that Tila Tequila?

*heavy breathing*

*Nya! Nya! Nya! Nya!*

Creator: Drufuss.