Equals Annoying Orange (Equals Three Spoof)

-Hey there, apples.

Have you ever seen
anything like this at the zoo?

-[sneezes]
-Aaaah!

Oh... oh...
-I sneeze glitter! [giggles]

-Wow, all I can say is that marshmallow
should be arrested for glittering.

[laughs]

Have you ever seen a
marshmallow sneeze glitter?

And look at this guy.

He jumped so high that if he had feet,
he'd be wearing Air Force Ones.

[laughs]

You're an apple,
and that's fake and fruity.

Get it? Air Force Ones?

Still an apple.

You're an apple.
Nuh-uh, you're an apple.

Apple. Apple. Apple. Apple. Apple.
Apple. Apple. Apple. Apple. Apple.

Speaking of air,

our next video is full
of another type of gas:

laughing gas.

[farts, laughs]

Okay, now...

Okay, now I...

I have two fingers.

-(Pear) Actually, you don't
have any fingers, Orange.

-No fingers?

[screaming]
-Whoa, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay!

You never had fingers.

-This guy's totally out of it.

What's even better is the ending.

Hey, hey Pear.
-Yes, Orange?

-Airbag.

[pop!]
[Pear exclaims]

Oohh, did you see that?
Right to the face.

He was all like,

"Oh man, this is hilarious.

I'm gonna show this on the--"
Ooh, surprise airbag!

Now, I don't know about you,

but I hate it when
surprise airbag happens.

You're just sitting there,
minding your own business,

when all of a sudden--

[pop!]
[Orange exclaims]

Now, everybody's been
sending me this next video,

so let's just cut to the chase.

So there's this news story about
this fruit that almost get killed,

but that's not the good part.

This is...

[Auto-Tuned]:
♪ He's climbin' in your windows ♪

♪ Choppin' your people up ♪

♪ Choppin'-choppin' ♪

♪ So you better hide yo' kids,
hide yo' wife ♪

♪ Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife ♪

♪ Hide yo' kids,
hide yo' wife ♪

♪ And hide yo' husbands,
'cause he's slicin' ever'body out there ♪

♪ You don't have to come and confess ♪

♪ We're lookin' for you ♪

♪ We're gonna find you,
we're gonna find you ♪

♪ So you can run and tell that ♪

♪ Run and tell that,
run and tell that ♪

♪ Knife,
knife-knife-knife-knife ♪

Whoa! That guy's crazy!

I'd hate to have him on my bad side.

He'd probably give me a fruit punch.
[laughs]

So what do you get when you cross
a unicorn, an orange, and a rainbow?

A fruit with a rainbow unibrow. [laughs]

Lame.

Not only that, you get our last video.

Hey, Charlie, hey!
-You're not gonna see the rainbow.

-Hey! Hey, Charlie, wake up!
It's a rainbow!

-God, you guys.
This had better be freakin' important.

Is the kitchen on fire again?

-We have to go see the rainbow!
-Yeah, we have to go get the pot of gold!

Come on! The pot of gold at
the end of the rainbow; let's go!

-Pot of gold. Sure.

I'm going back to sleep now.
-No, Charlie!

You have to get up and
take us to the rainbow!

-Please stop jumping on me.

-Yeah, I want my pot of gold, Charlie.
Let's go. Hurry!

-I love rainbows and
puppies and kittens

and flowers and rainbows and
clouds and bunnies and rainbows!

-All right, fine!
I'll go with you to see the rainbow.

-Wow! Rainbows have magical powers.

But you know what
else has magical powers?

Our comment question of the day,

which comes from a
user named Rockinrutabaga.

-Um, like, if you were stuck
on an island with one fruit,

who would it be and why?

-So, if you were stuck on
an island with one fruit,

who would it be and why?

Leave your interesting or creative
responses in the comments section

[slow-motion voice]:
below.

Thanks for watching today's
episode of Equals Annoying Orange.

I'm Annoying Orange
and I approve this burp.

[burps, laughs]

So tell me Apples,

if elephants are microwaves,

what are alligators?

♪ Juicin' your fruit,
you know we straight juicin' your fruit ♪

♪ Juicin' your fruit,
jui-juicin' your fruit ♪

♪ Juice-juicin' your fruit,
juicin' your fruit ♪

♪ Juice-juicin' your fruit,
juicin' your fruit, juicin' your fruit ♪

♪ Juicin' your fruit, juice-juicin'
your fruit, juicin' your fruit ♪

♪ You know the thing about fruit is
that fruit can be made into juice ♪

♪ I like juice, juice is good ♪

-Hey, hey Charlie!
-What?

-Knife!

-Oh, God! Right in the other kidney!

Captioned by SpongeSebastian