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Tight Pants with Matthew McConaughey, Will Ferrell, Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera

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    ♪♪
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    [ Upbeat electronic
    music plays ]
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    ♪♪
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    -♪ Everybody's talking 'bout
    my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ Everybody's looking at
    my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪♪
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    ♪ I'm the only one in town
    with tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ No one else around
    is wearing tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪♪
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    ♪♪
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    -♪ Everybody's talking 'bout
    my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ People wouldn't lie about
    my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ I can swing my arms,
    I can shake my hips ♪
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    ♪ I can dance down the block ♪
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    ♪ Knowing I'm the only chick ♪
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    ♪ That's wearing tight pants ♪
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    ♪ And I'm the only one ♪
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    [ Loud cheering ]
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    ♪♪
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    -Slow down there,
    young lady friend.
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    You say people are
    talking about your tight pants
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    down at the local Piggly Wiggly?
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    Well, I find that
    hard to believe.
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    'Cause ever since I moved to
    this town, and everyone I know
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    has been talking
    about my tight pants.
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    -Well, that's funny
    because yesterday
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    I ran into Mayor Barleycorn
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    and he presented me with
    a plaque declaring my pants
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    the tightest in the land.
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    [ Laughter ]
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    -Well, I just received an urgent
    telegram from Governor Gribble
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    proclaiming today
    as Tight Pants Day
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    in honor of my tight pants.
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    -Listen up, you little bitch!
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    You better hide your wife.
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    You better hide your kids
    'cause I will cut you.
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    I will cut your father.
    I will cut your mother.
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    I will scratch you.
    Don't make me take off my heels.
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    [ Cheering loudly ]
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    -Take it easy, George and Weezy.
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    -Look,
    what I'm trying to say is
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    get lost, applesauce.
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    I'm the only one who
    wears tight pants in this town.
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    You feel me?
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    Don't rattle the cage.
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    [ Hisses ]
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    [ Laughter, applause ]
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    We cool-o, papi chulo?
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    -I got you, hot sriracha.
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    I guess I'll find yet
    another new town.
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    ♪♪
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    -♪ Everybody's talking
    'bout my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    [ Twinkle! ]
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    ♪ Everybody's talking
    'bout my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    ♪♪
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    -♪ Everybody's talking
    'bout my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ Everybody's lookin'
    at my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪♪
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    -♪ Everybody's talking
    'bout our tight pants ♪
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    ♪ We got our tight pants ♪
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    ♪ We got our tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ We're the only couple
    wearin' tight pants ♪
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    ♪ We got our tight pants ♪
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    ♪ We got our tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ We can dance over here,
    we can dance over there ♪
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    ♪ We can walk down the street
    and everybody stares ♪
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    ♪ At our tight pants ♪
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    ♪ We're the only ones ♪
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    ♪♪
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    ♪♪
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    ♪ Everyone in town
    loves my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ No one else around
    is wearing tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    -Whoa!
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    Slow down there, compadre.
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    [ Laughter ]
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    You say people are talking
    about your tight pants
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    down at the local penny arcade?
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    Well, I find that hard
    to believe,
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    because ever since
    we moved to this town,
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    everyone we know's been
    talking about our tight pants.
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    -Well, that's funny,
    because yesterday
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    I ran into Mayor Wembley
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    and he declared my pants
    the tightest in all the land.
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    -Well, we just welcomed
    our brand new baby boy.
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    -And when we told the news
    to Governor Grimble,
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    he proclaimed, Hark,
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    tis the true heir
    to the tight pants throne.
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    -A new baby, you say?
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    Well, ain't that a bag of beans?
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    Especially since you
    and I haven't spoken
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    since that one magical night we
    shared together nine months ago.
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    [ Audience "Ohhs!" ]
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    -Now you listen to me,
    you fat-face Cobb nobler.
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    [ Laughter ]
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    I don't know who you are
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    or what butthole
    you crawled out of.
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    [ Laughter ]
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    But this is my woman
    and that is our baby.
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    And every night he gets swaddled
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    in the tightest of pants.
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    We're the only ones that get to
    wear tight pants in this town.
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    You drinkin' my sake, kemosabe?
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    [ Laughter ]
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    -Don't mess with the lioness.
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    ♪ Nants ingonyama ♪
    -[ Hisses ]
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    You sipping my soup-eh,
    Guadalupe?
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    [ Laughter ]
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    -Point taken, Kevin Bacon.
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    I guess I'll find a new town.
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    ♪♪
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    -♪ Everybody's talking
    'bout our tight pants ♪
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    ♪ We got our tight pants ♪
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    ♪ We got our tight pants on ♪
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    [ Twinkle! ]
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    ♪♪
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    s♪♪
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    -♪ Everybody's talking
    'bout my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ People wouldn't lie
    about my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    ♪♪
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    ♪ I'm the only one in town
    with tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ No one else around
    is wearin' tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    ♪♪
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    [ Loud cheering ]
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    ♪♪
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    -♪ Hey, everyone in town
    loves my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ People gather 'round
    to see my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants ♪
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    ♪ I got my tight pants on ♪
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    ♪ I can get real low,
    and I can get real high ♪
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    ♪ I can wiggle in the middle
    knowing I'm the only guy ♪
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    ♪ that's wearing tight pants ♪
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    ♪ And I'm the only one ♪
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    -Whoa!
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    Slow down there, captain.
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    You say people are talking
    about your tight pants
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    down at the village square?
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    Well, I find that hard
    to believe,
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    because ever since
    I moved to this town,
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    everyone I know has been talking
    about my tight pants.
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    -Whoa, now! That's top shelf.
    negatory there, rookie nuts!
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    'Cause ever since I was born,
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    I've been making sure
    that my pants
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    were all tight,
    all tight, all tight.
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    And matter of fact,
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    this weekend, Mayor Grimble is
    throwing his annual Pants Fest,
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    and he's gonna declare my pants
    the tightest in the land.
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    -Well, I just heard
    from Postmaster Derek,
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    and he said
    my pants are first class.
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    He even said he's gonna
    put them on a stamp!
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    -[ Scoffs ]
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    It's time you tap the brakes,
    there, you chicken-faced,
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    bird-beaked son of a bitch.
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    Here's the new rules.
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    I am the only one who gets to
    wear tight pants in this town.
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    You got it?!
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    Why?!
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    'Cause my pants
    are the tightest,
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    my pants are the smoothest,
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    and they're great
    for sipping cocktails.
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    Plus, they're 100% organic
    and made from the finest
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    blue Weber agave.
    Comprende, compadre?
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    -What the hell
    are you talking about?
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    [ Laughter ]
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    -Now you best put a lid
    on that lagniappe,
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    Captain Poopin' Stock
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    before I get all holy
    up in your co-yo-te.
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    I am not talking about
    the pantalones here
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    coverin' my chicharrones.
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    I'm talking about
    my new tequila pantalones.
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    You squeezing my lime,
    Optimus Prime?
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    [ Cheers and applause ]
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    -Loud and clear, Buccaneer.
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    I guess I'll find a new town.
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    -♪ People like
    my tight pantalones ♪
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    ♪ People like
    my tight pantalones ♪
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    ♪ Got my pantalones on ♪
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    ♪ Got my pantalones on ♪
    [ Ting! ]
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    ♪ Got my pantalones, pantalones,
    pantalones on ♪
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    ♪ People like my pantalones ♪
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    ♪ Got my pantalones
    and my tequila ♪
Title:
Tight Pants with Matthew McConaughey, Will Ferrell, Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
10:15

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