Annoying Orange: Wishful Thinking

-♪ Jingle Bells, Marshmallow smells ♪

♪ Midget Apple is really small ♪

♪ Orange is cool, 'cause he rules ♪

♪ And Pear looks like a ball ♪
[laughs]

-Yay! This is the best holiday party ever!

-No kidding. I just Xeroxed my butt.

-Yay! It looks like a circle!
[both laugh]

-Hey guys, you wanna
hear my song again?

It goes...
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells... ♪

-Um, sorry Orange.

I gotta get this faxed off right away.
-[groans]

Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
-[snoring]

-Hey Grandpa Lemon,
do you want to sing along?

-Huh? Oh, what?

Whoa-what-- who are you?

-It's me, Grandpa Lemon.

Do you want to sing a--
-[snoring]

-[groans] Stupid party.
Where's Pear and Passion?

They always love my songs.

-[giggles]

-Hey, Pear! Hey, Passion!

-So, uh, you're cool with this, right?

-Oh sure, yeah.
I just, uh...

I don't want things to get weird.

-I think we'll be okay.

-Hey! What are you guys doing over--

[somber piano music playing]

[dejectedly]:
Oh! Oh...

-Whoa! Well, all I've gotta say is

thanks, Mistletoe.

-Well, ain't no party like a Mistletoe party.

[all laugh]
Yeah.

-[crying]:
I can't believe it.

Pear and Passion...

[sniffles]
I hope they're happy.

I wish I'd never been born.

-(Mistletoe)
Oh now, don't say that, little buddy.

-Leave me alone, floating salad.

-[chuckles] I'm not salad.
I'm Mistletoe.

-Your toes are missiles?
Is that why you're floating?

-Mistletoe floats

'cause Mistletoe is magic!

-Whatever, Rocket Socks.
Just leave me alone.

-Well, I would, but you just
made a holiday wish, my friend.

-Yeah, I wished you'd go away.
-Oh no, before that.

A little something about not existing?

-You can't make wishes
come true, can you?

-Where do you think the
copy machine came from?

-[laughs]
This never gets old!

-Yay! [giggles]

-Saddle up, partner!
Hee-yah!

-Whoa!
Who let the oven on?

Whoooooaaaa!!

Oof! Whoa...

-Behold, the world
you wished for, Orange.

A world without you.

-What are you talking about?
I'm the only one here.

-Not so fast. Behold!

-[snoring]

-Umm... I thought
this place was different.

-Uhh... behold!

-I'm so fluffy, I must be
made of clouds. Yay!

-Uh, it usually takes
a second to warm up.

One and a-two and and-a... behold!

-Uh... hey. Uh... hi.

Uh...

My name is Pear.
-[sighs]

-Hey. What's wrong with Pear?

-Well, in this world,
Pear doesn't have any friends.

-Sure he does.
Everyone loves Pear.

-Not this Pear.

This Pear doesn't know
how to talk to people.

Maybe he needed someone to
pull him out of his shell.

-Pear has a shell?

-It's a figure of s--
-Like a turtle?

-No, it's not a real shell.

-Like a pistachio?
-No, it's...

[growls] Behold!

-Well... it just seems natural.

-Look, I don't think it's a
good idea for you to move in.

-What? But... but we already
live in the same kitchen.

-Yeah, about that...
-Whoa!

Midget Apple's dating Passion Fruit?

-Yes, but only because she
never met that special someone,

because he never existed.
Hint, hint.

-Is this because of what
happened with Grapefruit?

Look, I didn't mean to hurt him,

I just-- I just lost control.

-And there were like 12 of 'em.

And they were like
these huge watermelons

with machine guns, yeah.

I took nine of 'em out before
the three got the drop on me.

-Well, I heard it was just Midget Apple.

[record scratches]

-That's Little Apple to you, there!

-No. It's just that I
need my own space, okay?

-[groans]

-Looks like Passion's got
herself a "little" problem.

Get it? Little? Huh? Huh?

-Wow. I guess I never realized
how important I was to every--

-Behold!
-Okay, that's getting a little old.

[Grandpa Lemon snores]

Hey, what's that
sitting next to Marshmallow?

-Just a little hot cocoa,

but I wouldn't worry about--behold!

-Whee!

Yay! I must be made of clouds!

-Oh no! Not Marshmallow!

-Whoa...

-Nooooooooooooo!!!

-Oh, way to cocoa, eh, laddie?

-Wait, laddie? I'm not a laddie.

-Uh-oh.
-And you're not Rocket Socks.

[poof!]
-I can't believe you fell for that one.

Seriously, someone green shows
up and starts granting wishes.

Come on, Orange!
-You're an apple.

-No, you're an apple for
not inviting me to your party.

-Nuh-uh, you're an apple, because...

Wait, you did all this because
we didn't invite you to our party?

-Look here, Orangey-orange,
nobody likes being alone...

especially for the holidays.

-Oh.
-So uh...

-Wanna call it even?

-Just for the holidays and, uh...

I still get to come to your party, right?

-Deal!
-Excellent!

[poof! poof! poof!]

-Whoa. Marshmallow, you're all right!

-I'm better than all right. I'm delicious!

-Hey Pear, you're not a dork anymore.

-Uh, thanks Orange.

-And Passion,
you're not kissing Pear.

-What? Me and Pear?

Eww. That was my
sister Mandy kissing Pear.

-Hello.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

-And you're not dating Midget Apple?

-Midget Apple's single?

-And how!
-Orange, you seem different.

What's going on?
-I guess...

I guess I'm just really happy
to have you guys in my life.

Even Grandpa Lemon.

And I'd just like to say that...

Wait, is that cocoa?

-Hey, wake up, Grandpa Lemon.

It's chocolate time! Yay!
-No!

-Yay!
[all yelling]

-Whoa...

-Not death by chocolate!

-No! That little fluffy
guy was my best friend!

Oh... no...

-Yay! It feels like a hot tub full of love!

[giggles]

[laughter]

[camera shutter clicks,
Jingle Bells plays]

Captioned by SpongeSebastian