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Purifying Wand

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    Uh, Warren.
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    Do you remember a student from high school named Ellis Tate?
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    Ellis Tate?
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    Big black guy?
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    No, that's Enos.
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    Yeah, Ellis Tate. I think I do.
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    nebbishy white guy, glasses,
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    Oh, no. Fat girl.
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    Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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    She was good at geometry and... lunch.
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    Okay. That pure fun magic showerhead.
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    Pure, fun and magical.
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    First it was green and then it was red, and then holy shit, I'm showering blue
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    It's like shrooming.
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    The only thing that would have made it better
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    is a large breasted fairy in the room.
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    Check it out, guys.
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    Purifying Wand
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    I'm so over Brita.
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    After everything else you ingested, you 're worried about water?
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    I got a lead on passports.
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    Nice work.
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    Nancy Drew.
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    The address is in there, along with cash and our pictures.
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    You're not coming with?
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    Apparently it's not lady zone.
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    Turkish bath?
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    Hey what would you use for my picture?
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    The one where I'm eating a cheesecake on a stick?
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    Okay. That's cool.
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    No, we just assumed you had your own passport.
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    Not on me.
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    I got some calls to make.
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    Tell him Hooman Jaka sent you.
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    Hooman Jaka, I loved him in "Star Wars."
Title:
Purifying Wand
Video Language:
English
Duration:
01:40
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