Purifying Wand

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Uh, Warren.
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Do you remember a student from high school named Ellis Tate?
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Ellis Tate?
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Big black guy?
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No, that's Enos.
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Yeah, Ellis Tate. I think I do.
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nebbishy white guy, glasses,
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Oh, no. Fat girl.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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She was good at geometry and... lunch.
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Okay. That pure fun magic showerhead.
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Pure, fun and magical.
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First it was green and then it was red, and then holy shit, I'm showering blue
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It's like shrooming.
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The only thing that would have made it better
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is a large breasted fairy in the room.
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Check it out, guys.
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Purifying Wand
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I'm so over Brita.
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After everything else you ingested, you 're worried about water?
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I got a lead on passports.
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Nice work.
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Nancy Drew.
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The address is in there, along with cash and our pictures.
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You're not coming with?
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Apparently it's not lady zone.
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Turkish bath?
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Hey what would you use for my picture?
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The one where I'm eating a cheesecake on a stick?
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Okay. That's cool.
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No, we just assumed you had your own passport.
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Not on me.
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I got some calls to make.
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Tell him Hooman Jaka sent you.
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Hooman Jaka, I loved him in "Star Wars."

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