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A New Adventure Begins! | Jaffa Factory 2 #1

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    Lewis: Alright listen up dweebs, it's time, 2024, for a new Jaffa Cake Factory!
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    Lewis: I've brought my 2 rizzest Alpha-Sigma skibbidies, GAT, Duncan! Welcome!
    Duncan: (laughing) No cap, no cap.
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    Lewis: And, uhm, my, bombaclat Barry, here he is.. very jeffly.. yep..
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    Lewis: We're gonna be.. we're gonna do a new Jaffa Factory for a new generation! It's 2024...
    Barry: Yup.
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    Lewis: Not like Kiefer Sutherland with that movie.. (begins saying boop, boop, boop over and over)
    Duncan: Movie?!
    Lewis: Boop boop... seven seasons.. it was excellent telly.. uhm.. no.
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    Lewis: We're gonna modernise the Jaffa Factory. We've got all the newest uh, rizz, and all the newest mods, Minecraft Mods... hawk tuh. (Lewis laughing)
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    Duncan: Oh my god! You got it all in there! Maybe missed Ohio but we got most of it.
    Lewis: What does Ohio mean?
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    Barry: What DOES Ohio mean...?
    Duncan: It's just a place right? It's just a state? I dunno..
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    Barry: It's just a bad state yeah.. (laughter)
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    Duncan: Uh, if you press "O" on your keyboard you can see how to make a Jaffa Cake!
    Barry: Oh my god, okay...
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    Lewis: I hated every moment of that intro.
    Barry: You did great!
    Duncan: You did great, you did great.
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    Barry: I feel like you need a Minecraft after that honestly. You need a nice chill Minecraft
    Duncan: Yeah! Fifteen-
    Barry: That's what you need.
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    Duncan: Fifteen years ago we appealed to the kids, they're not kids anymore Lewis! We gotta appeal to a new generation now! (laughing)
    Lewis: I see... so if we get all those keywords in at the start that'll bring in a new audience.
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    Lewis: But now we're ruining it with our old man chat! Uhm.. I had a dream actually last night about you Duncan.
    Duncan: Did you? Was it a sexy one?
    Lewis: I'll talk about it in a minute...
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    Lewis: No! Not really.
    Barry: Okay, this is ominous.
    Lewis: Did you build this Barry? This lovely little starting area?
Title:
A New Adventure Begins! | Jaffa Factory 2 #1
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
26:43

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