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[TRANSLATED] Romeo & Juliet vs Bonnie & Clyde. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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    I'll handle this darling
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    I'm known to fire off some BAR's
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    cause if these lovers cross me
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    they're gonna end up seeing stars
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    I mean I'll let you go first
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    but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in
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    on this hissy fittin' rich kid
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    and this prepubescent vixen
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    I'm sick of them
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    let's beat 'em then
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    and we can rob 'em blind
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    I'll stick this punk up from the front
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    I'll take this broad from behind
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    and pop a cap in the ass
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    of the last Capulet heiress
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    give miss no nights in Paris
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    a reason to cry to her parents
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    Oh!
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    Romeo O Romeo
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    wherefore you tryin to flow yo?
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    mofo you soft as a froyo
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    are those the drapes or your clothes bro?
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    there's gonna be a tragedy
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    make you ache like your balls
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    on the balcony
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    Barrow gang put their money
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    where their mouth is
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    spit sick like a plague
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    on both your houses
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    My love
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    your face is beauty to behold
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    I will protect thine honor
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    from these dust bowl dildos
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    a moment's break from your gaze
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    is an eternity past
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    so together we shall both
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    put these bitches on blast
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    en guard
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    thou artless beetle headed flax wench
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    the only insult you have thrust
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    upon me is thine stench
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    why don't you twist upon these nuts?
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    I hear you're good with a wrench
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    the dismal state of your raps
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    should be a federal offense
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    and you there
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    wench with the neck of a chicken
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    you'll get an ass rippin' worse
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    than your boyfriend's in prison
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    you're not a true romance
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    you're just a conjugal visit
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    oh but that's not even
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    your real husband now is it?
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    hey partner
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    you best put a muzzle on your missus
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    'fore I teach her how we handle
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    disrespect down in Texas
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    do you quarrel sir?
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    ho, shall I draw my long sword
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    or will you duck your
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    chicken shit ass back into your Ford
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    how could you beat my man
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    in some mano a mano?
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    you can't protect your best friend
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    from some John Leguizamo
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    no no my Romeo
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    will beat your beau
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    in contest blow for blow
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    he will do upon thine dick
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    what you hath done upon your toe
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    oh, I am killed
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    what irony is this?
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    the lead role shot down
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    by a failed actress
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    then I shall kill myself
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    on my stomach I shall lie
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    so you louts can lick my ass
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    thus with a dis I die
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    oops nevermind
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    my flesh was merely grazed
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    where's Romeo?
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    oh Nomeo!
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    there's poison on your face
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    oh happy dagger
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    pierce me true
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    persuade my breath to stop
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    sheath yourself inside my heart
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    and like the beat I drop
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    well that was tragic
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    that did not go as expected
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    woulda done that boy some good
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    to just wait a couple seconds
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    it's kinda sad though really
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    so young to have just died
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    well at least we got each other
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    just Bonnie
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    and
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide
Title:
[TRANSLATED] Romeo & Juliet vs Bonnie & Clyde. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]
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Video Language:
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Epic Rap Battles of History
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