[TRANSLATED] Romeo & Juliet vs Bonnie & Clyde. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

I'll handle this darling

I'm known to fire off some BAR's

cause if these lovers cross me

they're gonna end up seeing stars

I mean I'll let you go first

but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in

on this hissy fittin' rich kid

and this prepubescent vixen

I'm sick of them

let's beat 'em then

and we can rob 'em blind

I'll stick this punk up from the front

I'll take this broad from behind

and pop a cap in the ass

of the last Capulet heiress

give miss no nights in Paris

a reason to cry to her parents

Oh!

Romeo O Romeo

wherefore you tryin to flow yo?

mofo you soft as a froyo

are those the drapes or your clothes bro?

there's gonna be a tragedy

make you ache like your balls

on the balcony

Barrow gang put their money

where their mouth is

spit sick like a plague

on both your houses

My love

your face is beauty to behold

I will protect thine honor

from these dust bowl dildos

a moment's break from your gaze

is an eternity past

so together we shall both

put these bitches on blast

en guard

thou artless beetle headed flax wench

the only insult you have thrust

upon me is thine stench

why don't you twist upon these nuts?

I hear you're good with a wrench

the dismal state of your raps

should be a federal offense

and you there

wench with the neck of a chicken

you'll get an ass rippin' worse

than your boyfriend's in prison

you're not a true romance

you're just a conjugal visit

oh but that's not even

your real husband now is it?

hey partner

you best put a muzzle on your missus

'fore I teach her how we handle

disrespect down in Texas

do you quarrel sir?

ho, shall I draw my long sword

or will you duck your

chicken shit ass back into your Ford

how could you beat my man

in some mano a mano?

you can't protect your best friend

from some John Leguizamo

no no my Romeo

will beat your beau

in contest blow for blow

he will do upon thine dick

what you hath done upon your toe

oh, I am killed

what irony is this?

the lead role shot down

by a failed actress

then I shall kill myself

on my stomach I shall lie

so you louts can lick my ass

thus with a dis I die

oops nevermind

my flesh was merely grazed

where's Romeo?

oh Nomeo!

there's poison on your face

oh happy dagger

pierce me true

persuade my breath to stop

sheath yourself inside my heart

and like the beat I drop

well that was tragic

that did not go as expected

woulda done that boy some good

to just wait a couple seconds

it's kinda sad though really

so young to have just died

well at least we got each other

just Bonnie

and

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide