The X-Men Files: EPISODE 2 "No Luck Logan" [REDUB]

Rogue:"Come on you pansies we got to rebuild

this mansion before the professor finds

out what we did."

Logan:"Hey, David Bowie check this out."

Logan:"AAAAAHHHHHHYYYAAAA."

Logan:" Oh ya."

"Hey cutie pie."

"With cyclops out of the picture,

why don't you say the two of us screw."

Gene: "I prefer to screw myself."

Logan:"Hey Storm, why don't you and I

ad some liquids to that mixture."

Gambit:"Ah Wolverine, no luck

with the ladies today eh?"

Logan: "Eh, well I least i don't
masterbate into a sock."

Logan:" You see pretty boy it takes alot of hard

work and skill to get some pussy around here."

"Why you don't even know..."

"WHAT!"

"AAAHHH"

Cyclops:"Gambit what the fuck are you doing."

Gambit:"Just trying to have a
little fun with wolverine."

"After all we know he won't get laid."

Logan:"Hey Flock of Seagulls,

why don't you try these on for size?"

Rogue:"Why don't you two just fight
the fussing and the fuding."

Logan:"Oh look it's little Miss whore,

you would be fucking everybody here

if you didn't have mutant powers that killed you."

Rogue:"While the only one you haven't tryed to score with

is Jubilee and that's because she's only 15 years old."

Jubilee:"Guess what everybody,
I just won a free neck massage

from some guy named logan."

Logan:"I didn't know she was under age!"

Captioned by Danyoul