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-What's happenin', forum?
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Does it get better than a man running around in a gorilla suit?
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'Cause I don't think it does.
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(laughter and groaning)
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Oh, geez. Gorilla man's hurt.
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Somebody needs to call an ambulance.
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...or a vet.
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And I'm still trying to figure out what those guys were supposed to be filming.
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It looks like some kind of low-budget porn or something.
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And somehow, Gorilla Man runs in like,
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"Ha ha! King Kong ain't got nothing on me!
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Balls!"
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So this video got like 10,000 views or so,
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then FAIL Blog got a hold of it and got it up to 1.1 million views.
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Man, that's a lot of views just to see Gorilla Man running to a gate.
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And don't worry, Gorilla Man's all right.
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I'm just kidding; he actually died.
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I'm totally kidding; Gorilla Man didn't actually die.
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He's fine.
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But you know what I never kid about?
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"The comment question of the day?"
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No, a man who argues with a goat to the point where the goat gets angry.
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-(speaking foreign language)
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(goat spits, groans)
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(groaning continues)
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-Dude, what the hell is that goat's problem?
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Cabron.
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You know, that's actually how upset I get when I'm waiting in line at the post office, like...
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(goat groans)
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Now this video's actually great.
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It got, like, 350,000 views in a week,
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and rightly so, I mean you can really see the anger in that goat's face.
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Look at him; he's like a calm Mel Gibson.
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Man, if he keeps that up,
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The Goat Whisperer is gonna have to show up and intervene.
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(Hispanic accent): "Okay, we're not looking at the goat,
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we're not acknowledging the goat..."
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Seriously though, don't you just hate people like that?
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Here the man is trying to have a rational discussion
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and the goat just keeps flying off the handle.
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(goat groans)
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Well, then again, the goat does make some valid points.
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So, there's this cheerleader...
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"Ray, is she all hot and sexy?"
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(chuckles) She's hot and sexy, all right.
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(music playing)
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She was pretty fly, huh?
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Come on, you'd hit that, right?
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No, but in all honesty, that guy was like six-foot-something
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and he was heavy-set, but man, he had some good moves on him, didn't he?
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Just look at the enthusiasm and that head roll.
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No man, I don't blame the guy for being a male cheerleader.
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Think about it, he gets to touch attractive women all day.
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In fact, I bet you he's humped every girl on that team.
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What, you don't think he's humped every girl on the team?
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No, now the video was put up on Huffington Post
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and it got like 600,000 views in a week,
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and I'm not really sure why.
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I guess a lot of people were making fun of him because he's...
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"Gay!"
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No, troll, because he's a male cheer--
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"Gay!"
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No, you know what?
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You don't really know--
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"Big Gay Al!"
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Shut up, troll.
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You know, I don't know if the guy's gay,
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I really don't care,
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but you wanna know why I'm taking up for him?
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You wanna know why I got his back?
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I mean, I don't like, got his back, but I got...
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You know, never mind.
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It's because, without a doubt, he isn't there to look pretty.
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He's there to dance his ass off and support his team,
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and I'll be damned if he doesn't show more coordination and more enthusiasm
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than the rest of the other cheerleaders combined.
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I'm just saying.
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Ain't nothing wrong with that.
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But you know what never shows coordination?
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Motherf--kin' Gorilla Man!
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No, but also the comment question which comes from a user named, bing!,
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and they said...
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-If cheese had its picture taken,
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what would it say?
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-So, if cheese had its picture taken,
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what would it say?
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Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below.
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But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
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I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
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And I'm outta here, guys.
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Sorry that I'm like vlogging on the floor,
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like, I'm kind of in apartment limbo right now...
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it's a long story, but everything will be back to normal
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and I'll be back on my new camera in, like, probably a week or two.
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So, I'll see you guys in a few days.
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But tell me forum,
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why me?
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(Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing)
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian