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[sparks zapping]
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-Trick of treat, I have no feet
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But if I did, that would be neat
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[laughs]
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-That's not a scary story.
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-I thought we were playing trick of treat.
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-All right, we're skipping Orange.
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You guys cool with that?
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-(all) Yes.
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-Cool.
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All right, Midget--I mean, Little Apple, who's next?
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-It's your turn, Pear.
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-All right. I've got a good one.
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Have you ever heard the legend
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of Frankenfruit?
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[horrifying music plays]
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-Nah, but I heard the one about Frank 'n' Beans.
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[farts, laughs]
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-Ew, gross.
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-All right, all right, all right.
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Now once upon a time,
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there was a brilliant scientist,
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but like all great men and women,
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his genius was mixed with insanity.
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He spent his entire life
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fusing dead fruits and vegetables together
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to create terrifying new forms.
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And worse yet,
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he figured out a way to bring these terrifying monsters to life.
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There was only one thing that he needed.
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-Uh... what was missing?
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-10,000 gigawatts of pure electricity.
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[thunder crashes, all scream]
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Whoa, the lights!
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-Whoa, what happened?
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-Hey, what happened to Carrot?
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-I don't know, he was there a minute ago.
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-He's probably in the bathroom checkin' his pants after hearing my story.
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-It wasn't that scary.
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-You got something better, Midget Pumpkin?
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-That's Little Pumpkin!
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-More like Midget Plumpkin. [laughs]
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-Hey, how can I be small and fat at the same time?
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-Okay, okay, okay.
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We'll see who's laughing after I tell my story.
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-Let me guess. It's gonna be a short story.
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[laughs]
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-That's little story!
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And it all started on a night just like this
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under a full moon.
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-Whoa, Onion's back.
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Remember when we went to space and gave him a facelift?
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-This has nothing to do with Onion.
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But, it does have something to do with a very special hot dog.
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You see, a gypsy put a curse on him,
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so every time there's a full moon,
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Hot Dog transformed into a terrible beast
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known as The Halloweenie!
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[Halloweenie growls]
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Pretty scary stuff, huh?
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-Umm...
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-Your story bites.
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[laughter]
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-Hey, it's real!
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It really happened.
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-Stop it, Midget Apple.
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You're barking up the wrong tree.
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[laughter]
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-That's Little Apple!
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-Whoa!
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-What's going on?
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-Whoa, the storm must be getting closer.
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-Hey, where's Little Apple?
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-Maybe he's out walking the hot dog. [laughs]
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-Whoa! -Ah!
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-Whoa, where's Little Plumpkin?
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[thunder crashes] Whoa!
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-Ah! Whoa!
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-Whoa, what's going on?
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-All right, I'm officially getting freaked out here.
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[growling sound]
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-That sounded like my tummy.
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[both exclaim]
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-I'm not your tummy, Orange.
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-Who said that?
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-Wait, that sounds just like--like--
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-[growling]
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-(both) Frankenfruit!
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-That's right, Orange.
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Grapefruit is back
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and badder than ever.
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-Grapefruit, don't worry.
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We'll get you some help.
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-Save it, wastoid.
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I got all the help I'm gonna need to squash you and that dimpled dimwit.
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-I'm not a dimwit, I'm an orange.
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-Oh, I'm sorry.
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I can't hear you.
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I'm too busy flexing.
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-I think I'm gonna barf.
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-Let's hear it, smarty-pants.
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Any last words?
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-Yeah, Happy Halloweenie.
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-That's Halloween, you moron.
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-No it isn't. That's a Halloweenie.
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-What--?
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[screams, Halloweenie growls]
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-Whoa!
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[Grapefruit groans]
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-Whoa!
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Who let the dogs out?
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[laughs]
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-Hey, guys.
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Hey, hey everybody. Did I miss anything?
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-Little Apple, you're alive!
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-Barely.
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You should've seen the line for the bathroom.
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[laughter]
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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-What's going on here?
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-What's going on here is your butt is in my face.
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Move it, gramps!
