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Annoying Orange: Close Encounters of the Annoying Kind

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    -Wow, look at that sky.
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    It is beautiful.
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    Hey, check it out, Orange.
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    There's Cassiopeia.
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    -Hey, hey onion.
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    -What? No, it's...
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    -Look Pear, It's Onion.
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    Hey, hey onion hey.
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    -Dude, that's not an onion.
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    -Wow, Onion's the biggest star that I've ever seen.
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    -Dude, it's not an onion.
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    It's...what the?
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    -Whoa, what's that one called?
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    -Wait a second Orange, that's not a star.
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    -Ooh, a light show.
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    -Oh, my God.
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    [both screaming]
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    -Whoa, what the?
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    -Where are we?
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    -Ah, the specimens are conscious.
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    -What was that?
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    -It's Broccoli.
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    -Welcome to space, earthlings.
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    -Space?
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    Hey, hey Broccoli.
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    -Quiet.
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    -Jeez, I don't like this guy's altitude.
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    [laughs]
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    -Silence, the leader approaches.
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    -The Bieber?
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    [gasps] Is Justin Bieber here?
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    Yay!
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    -What? No, I said "leader".
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    -Take me to your Bieber. [laughs]
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    -[chuckles]
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    All right, minions.
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    Show me the money!
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    [chuckles]
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    What do you have for me?
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    -Hey, you must be the Bieber.
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    Sing "Baby", sing it.
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    Do it now.
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    -Hold on there a second, my little fruit basket.
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    -Hey, look Pear, I've got the Bieber fever.
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    -Quiet!
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    You know Orange,
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    you're acting glib right now.
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    -Hey, sorry about that.
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    Orange gets a little excited sometimes.
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    I think what he's trying to ask is why are we here?
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    -Why are you here.
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    You want the truth?
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    -Yeah.
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    -You can't handle the truth!
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    The truth of the matter is
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    you are about to get the ride of your life.
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    [chuckles]
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    -[chuckles]
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    [both chuckling]
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    -Silence!
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    Bring in the Vivisector 9000.
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    [mechanical whirring]
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    -Whoa, it's a giant bedazzler.
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    -No, it's not a bedazzler.
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    -Ooh, bedazzle my jacket!
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    Bedazzle my jacket!
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    -What the?
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    -It needs more rhinestones.
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    [laughs]
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    -No, this machine is for dissecting.
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    You see Orange, we are traveling across the universe
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    studying the most intelligent lifeforms we can find.
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    -Umm, I think you might have the wrong guy.
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    -Yeah, Pear's not the brightest guy in the world.
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    -[groans]
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    -Silence!
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    It's time to see what you two are really made of.
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    Vivisector 9000,
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    target the intelligent life and fire at will.
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    [chuckles]
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    -Hey, Pear, look what I can do.
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    [babbles]
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    You try.
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    [babbling]
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    [beeping]
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    -Oh, crap.
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    [boom!]
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    -Whoa, I didn't know the ship had cruise control.
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    [laughs]
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    -The leader is no more.
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    -No more?
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    -No more.
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    Long live our new leader!
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    -Yay!
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    -Yay, I'm the new Bieber!
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    -What is your first demand, new leader?
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    -Hmm... Ooh, I know what we can do.
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    -Oh boy, here we go.
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    -Yay! Now I'm a big star too.
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    -Dude, that's not a star.
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    -Shut up, Pear.
Title:
Annoying Orange: Close Encounters of the Annoying Kind
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