Too Many Dicks - Video Games

It is no secret that most video games star overly muscular men often carrying big swords, guns, baseball bats, chainsaws and other phallic weaponry. Many of these games normalize a macho masculinity and glorify war and the military. They especially celebrate grotesque displays of violence. Few popular games provide any opportunity for creative non-violent forms of conflict resolution and with the ever growing graphic technology, the blood and gore seem to look more and more real. And now with first person shooter games, players can really experience the destruction and gore up close and personal.

Not only are these games dominated by male characters but even the few women characters who get staring roles are replicating the overly patriarchal, violent, macho behaviour all wrapped up in a hyper sexualized body. Not surprisingly the vast majority of game producers, designers and writers are men.

To put it simply, there are too many dicks on the dancefloor!

There's too many dicks on the dance floor.

Too many dicks on the dance floor.

Too many dicks on the dance floor. Too many dicks.

Too many dicks on the dance floor. Too many dicks.

Too many dicks on the dance floor. Too many dicks.

Going to the party, sipping on Bacardi.

Wanna meet a hottie but there's Adam, Steve and Marty.

There's Billy, Todd and Tommy, they're on leave from the Army.

The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami.

Tell the fellas, make it understood, it ain't no good if there's too much wood.

Make sure you know before you go the dance floor bro-hoe ratio.

Five to one is a brodeo, tell Steve and Mike it's time to go.

Wait outside all night to find twenty dudes in a conga line.

Too many dicks on the dance floor. Easy to fix.

Too many dicks on the dance floor. Spread out the dicks.

Too many dudes with too many dicks too close to my shit too hard to meet chicks.

I need better odds more broads, less rods I came to do battle skedaddle with the cattle prods.

Too many men, too many boys, too many misters, not enough sisters.

Too much time on, too many hands. Not enough ladies, too many mans.