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Pearl harbor.
There are pages
in history's book
Which are written
on the grand scale--
Events so momentous that
they dwarf man and time alike.
And such is the battle
of pearl harbor
Reenacted for us now
By the women of the batley
townswomen's guild.
Mrs. rita fairbanks,
you organized
This reconstruction of
the battle of pearl harbor.
Why?
Uh, well, always been extremely
interested in modern drama.
We were, of course, the first
townswomen's guild to perform
"camp on blood island,"
and last year, of course
We did our extremely
popular reenactment
Of "nazi war atrocities."
And so, this year
We thought we'd like to do
something in a lighter vein.
So you chose
the battle of
pearl harbor?
Yes, that's right, we did.
Well, I can see
you're all
ready to go
So I'll just wish
you good luck
In your
latest venture.
Thank you very much, young man.
Ladies and
gentlemen
"the world of history"
is proud to present
The premiere
of the batley
townswomen's guild
Reenactment of "the
battle of pearl harbor."
The battle of pearl harbor.
Incidentally, I'm sorry
if I got a little bit shirty
Earlier on in the program,
when I kept getting interrupted
By all these films and things
that kept coming in, but i...
"we shall..."
"heretofore shall this soul
be received unto..."
And so I said
if it happened again
I'd get very angry
and talk to lord hill, and...
Tell lord hill.
Whoa!