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SpongeBob Square Pants in China

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    -Are you ready, kids?
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    -Aye aye, honorable chairman.
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    -I can't hear you.
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    -Aye aye!
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    -Oh...
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    -Who lives in a ... on the sea floor
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    -SpongeBob SquarePants!
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    -Who loves his brainwashing and always want more
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    -SpongeBob SquarePants!
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    -If strong Chinese army be something you wish
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    -SpongeBob SquarePants!
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    -Then stop asking questions and get back to work!
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    -Ah! What a wonderful Sunday morning in my glorious people's Republic.
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    Better check my mandatory government calendar.
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    I wonder what I get to do today.
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    Oh, goodie!
    I get to go to work again!
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    Good morning, tanks!
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    Good morning, Great Wall!
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    Good morning, more tanks!
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    Greetings, Patrick!
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    You'd better get moving if you are to get to the factory on time.
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    -I'm not going to work today.
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    -Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu... what?
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    -I have decided to take the day off.
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    -Day off?
    You must be pulling my leg.
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    Stop making humor before someone sees you, fool.
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    -You are fool.
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    I have used Google to learn about Western customs of
    leisure time, toilet break, and actually being paid.
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    -Hmm?
    -(laughs nervously)
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    I did not find those things when I searched Chinese Google.
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    Use your head.
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    Only through soul-crushing labor can we provide the West with affordable products like
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    Nike shoes,
    electronic dart board,
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    dirt bike, sock puppet,
    hilarious rubber dog poop,
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    Gap clothing, leather handbags, computer chips, American flags, baseballs, and everything at Wal-Mart!
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    -But Comrade SquarePants,
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    don't you dream of a world where we can actually afford
    to buy the hilarious rubber dog poop we make?
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    -Hmm!
    -Oh no!
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    And now you're having dreams too?
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    -I'm just trying to exercise my freedom of speech.
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    -Oh, I wish you hadn't said that.
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    (army clamoring)
    -Oh... fishsticks.
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
SpongeBob Square Pants in China
Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:16
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for SpongeBob Square Pants in China
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for SpongeBob Square Pants in China
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for SpongeBob Square Pants in China
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for SpongeBob Square Pants in China
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for SpongeBob Square Pants in China
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for SpongeBob Square Pants in China
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for SpongeBob Square Pants in China
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for SpongeBob Square Pants in China
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