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In the beggining, God created the Heaven and Earth.
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sigh Well, I'm officially bored.
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I guess I'll create life, or something.
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The Earth was formless and empty
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and darkness covered the deep water.
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Let there be light!
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Err, Honey, could you turn on the light?
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It is good!
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Oddly enough, next, God seperated the light from the darkness
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and named the dark 'day' and the darkness 'night'.
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There was evening, then morning on the first day,
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even without the sun yet.
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On the second day, God added a horizon
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in the middle of the water,
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seperating the water above and below the horizon.
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God named what was above the horizon 'sky'.
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That's good too.
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On the third day, God seperated the dry land and the seas.
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Plants grew on the Earth.
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Good, Good.
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On the fourth day, even though there was already
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plenty of light, God created the Sun, Moon and stars.
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And when I say stars, I'm talking about
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the billions of other suns, moons and planets.
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Somehow, he was able to create all of them in just one day.
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Hey, shut up!
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On the fifth day, God created all the
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creatures in the seas and the birds in the skys.
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Now we're getting somewhere!
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On the sixth day,
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God created all the living creatures of the land,
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even cockroaches, mosquitoes and parasites for some reason
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Alrighteth. I guess I'm done.
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Hmm, something seems missing...
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Ah yes, Man!
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God formed man out of dust from the ground.
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Mmmhhmm, I'm good.
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coughcough
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What's going on?
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Hello, Adam. I am God.
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And I created thou and the land thy stand on.
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However, thou hathest to live on this little area that I call
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'The Garden of Eden'
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Thou art to dress it and to keep it.
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D-Dress it? Ok...
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Also, of every tree of the garden thou mayest
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freely eat, except of the tree of the knowlege of good and evil.
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Thou shalt not eat of it.
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for in the day that thou eatest thereof,
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thou shalt surely die!
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Why did you put it there then?
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W-well, t-thats not important right now.
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I-I-I-I now need thou to assign a name to every
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animal I created.
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You want me to give a name to every animal on Earth?
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Yes.
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Right now?
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Yes.
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Shouldn't you have done this while you were
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I don't know, creating them?
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I forgoteth.
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You forgot? Fine.
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I'm gonna call that thing a frog.
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I'll go with cow.
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I'm hearing Ele-elelel-elephant.
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Yea, elephant.
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Kangeroo. How's that sound?
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That sound ok?
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sigh I don't know...squirrel?
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No, thou used that one alreadyest.
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Oh jees, I can't think of any more names!
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Aardvark.
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Ok, that's fineth.
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I guess they can't all be goodeth names.
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I'm gonna go take a nap now,
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I need my beauty sleep.
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Very well, I too shall rest.
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It's been a longeth weeketh.
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Right...Well, I'll just see you later then.
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Um...I'll be here in the garden,
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not eating fruit from that knowledge tree thingy.
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Later!
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I'm not sure where I'm going...
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sigh
