Phil Dunphy Thinks He’s Dying After Missing a Call From His Doctor (Clip) | Modern Family | TBS

What's wrong?

I don't know. He ran a few tests on me yesterday,  

he said he'd call if something 
was wrong and now he's calling.

Hi, this is Phil Dunphy. I'm 
returning Dr. Sendroff's call.

Are you serious?

What?

He's on a flight to London.

Um is there any way I can reach him  or or uh uh

someone else I can talk to?

Okay, fine. Please just tell 
him it's urgent. Thank you.

Oh boy.

Honey, I'm sure it's nothing.

Claire I'm tender under my arm.

Maybe Luke hit you with his broomstick

when you guys were
playing Quidditch.

I'm way too fast.
He never touched me.

I can assure you, you are perfectly fine.

That's very comforting coming from 
a marketing major at a party school.

Hola, Haley.

Hi Gloria. Thanks for coming over.

In español, por favor.

Hola, Gloria. Gracias for coming over.

No. The whole thing.

I don't know the whole thing.

Why do I even need to learn Spanish?

I live in California. I'm never going to use it.

That's the problem with Americans.

They expect all of us to know their language

but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.

Win a war sometime.

Then we'll start talking like you.

So wrong.

Oh, hey, Gloria.
- Hi Phil. How are you?

I wish I knew.
- What? What's wrong?

Oh, I don't want to bum you out.

My doctor did some tests and said he call if something was wrong

and he called this morning.

What did he say?

I don't know I missed the 
call now I can't reach him.

The black mouse.

What?
- In my dream he was a bad omen.

But probably not for you.

The staircase.

No no no you're fine. You're fine.

Am I?

Get this. 15 years ago, I won a lifetime 
supply of razor blades.

They ran out.

Today.

What's with the spitting 
are you warding off death?

No when I did

I think I suck in a little bug.

Maria bought a beautiful 
white dress for her wedding.

Um

Maria compro un
hermoso vestido Blanco para-

I'm sorry. I cannot concentrate with him here.

What are you doing?

Just taking it all in.

You're a beautiful intelligent woman.
Don't you ever forget it.

Wow, he is so weird sometimes.

No, he's not not weird. He's a saint

and you will miss him when he's gone.

One day.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, kid. I just lost an arm because of you.

Now get your head in the game.

Sorry, I can't concentrate 
with my dad staring at me.

I just love you so much.

I hope he's talking to you.

Great, now I'm dead.

I'm going to the bathroom.

You know they say that happens.

Hey Walt.

You ever think about death?

I'm 85. Death is my roommate.

I got a call from the doctor.

There is a 60% chance I'm going to die.

Doctors. Said I'd be dead 10 years ago. Look at me.

I'm healthy as a- [beep]

Oh I got to go change my tank.

Phil, you got to let this go.

I'm sorry, Claire, I don't know how to react

when I find out there's a 70% chance I'm going to die.

Honey listen to me.
You're going to be fine.

You really think so?

I know so.

Claire's my rock.

You know when 
you're on a plane and there's turbulence

you look at the flight attendants and if they're still smiling and serving drinks

you know everything's going to be okay?
That's Claire.

I could also picture her as a cop.