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Everyone irrelevant needs to leave now.
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I need to use the bathroom.
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I want to go home and sleep.
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But, I can not because today is McBride's test.
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How am I supposed to pass when I have not learned in her class at all?
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I chose to go sleep instead of study
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and now I am going to fail and it's all your guys' fault
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How dare you let me fail?
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You are responsible for your own grade!
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No, I am not! I am too stupid for it to be my own
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That does not make any sense at all
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It makes sense because I say it makes sense.
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I can not fail!
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I do not deserve to fail.
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It is not my fault that I didn't have time
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to study the five context clues.
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I was too busy planning on taking over the world to
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realize that ethos establishes credibility,
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pathos appeals to human emotion, which is gross by the way,
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or that logos means logic.
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How was I supposed to remember all the essay structures? Persuasive, Narrative, etcetera.
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I can never remember the paragraph layout she taught us.
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Something about touch back, look to the future, get to the heart, wow and whatnot.
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Then, the transitions and the word within the word. Let's not forget the precis!
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I need to pass this class.
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I must not fail, I can not fail.
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No dictator has ever been treated more unfairly!
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Are you crying about how stupid he is too?
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When I was little, I wanted to be a ballerina.
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But, I didn't want to be seen as a politically
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correct homosexual male. So, I would live my dream through writing.
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Ms. McBride helped me become a better writer.
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She didn't fail me as a teacher, so why should I fail her as a student?
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I shouldn't.
