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-Hey! Hey, Kiwi!
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Hey! Hey, Kiwi, hey!
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Hey, hey, Kiwi. Kiwi?
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-What? What is it, mate?
I'm trying to read the paper.
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-[laughs]
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[with accent]:
What happened to your voice, mate?
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[laughs]
-Dude, I'm a kiwi.
-
I'm from freakin' New Zealand.
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-Oh. Well, that explains the accent
and the boomerangs.
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-I told you, we're bananas.
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-Accent?
I don't have a [hiccup] accent.
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-What's a hippo accent?
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-It's [hiccup] not a hippo,
it's a... [hiccuping]
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-Whoa, sounds like a
Hungry Hungry Hippo. [laughs]
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-It's... [hiccup] it's not funny.
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-What's the matter, Kiwi?
-
You look all choked up. [laughs]
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-[hiccuping]:
Stop it...aw, man...I don't feel so good.
-
-Are you okay?
-
-[hiccuping]
-
-What the hell's going on?
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-Oh no, everybody watch out!
-
-[hiccuping rapidly]
-He's gonna blow!
-
-[yelling]
-What the...?
-
[boom!]
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[all screaming]
-
[footsteps approaching]
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-What the heck was that?
-
-Seriously, I heard that in the other--
oh my, God!
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-That was Kiwi. He had the hippos.
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-Hiccups! He had the hiccups, you idiot.
-
-What?
-
Oh man, that's scary.
-
-What are you talking about?
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-You've never heard about what
happens when a fruit gets the hiccups?
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-Uhh... no.
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-First, they hiccup.
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-Then, they... they... they...
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-They explode!
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-[laughs] That's the most
ridiculous thing I've ever...
-
[hiccups]
Uh-oh.
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[phone line rings]
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-(dispatcher)
911, what's your emergency?
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-Uh, yeah, we got an orange
with a case of the hiccups here.
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-(dispatcher)
Uh, please say again.
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-I said we have an
orange with the hiccups.
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-(dispatcher)
Oh no! You're screwed!
-
[screams, dial tone]
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-Ugh. All right, I'm out of ideas.
-
-[whimpers]
-Look, everybody.
-
The important thing right
now is to just remain calm.
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-[hiccup]
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[all screaming]
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-No, no, no! Everybody just shut up!
-
We're not going to freak out.
-
-That's easy for [hiccup] you to say.
-
You don't have an exploding
[hiccup] hippo in your tummy.
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-Dude, it's not a hippo.
-It's an exploding hippo.
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-Listen to me, Orange.
-
Do you want to get rid of your hiccups?
-Duh.
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-Then you have to do
exactly what I tell you, okay?
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-Okay.
-Okay, it's really simple.
-
All you have to do is take a deep
breath and hold it for 30 seconds.
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-Okay. [inhales]
-(Pear) What?
-
No, that never works.
-[groans]
-
-I always heard you have to stand
on your head and cross your eyes.
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-Mmm!
-Shouldn't he be humming?
-
-What?
-
-Yeah, I heard all he's gotta do
is hum The Star-Spangled Banner.
-
Works every time.
-[humming]
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-(Passion Fruit) N-n-n-n-no.
-(Banana) No, this is ridiculous.
-
He's got to breathe
into a paper bag, right?
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[all talking at once]
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-No, that one never works.
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-[yells, crash!]
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-(Pear, echoing)
Orange?
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-(Passion, echoing)
Orange, can you hear me?
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-(Banana)
Wake up, Orange.
-
-Whoa!
-Orange!
-
-Are you okay?
-Who turned out the lights?
-
-Dude, you crashed and blacked out.
-
-I did? Then why am I still orange?
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-Orange, do you hear that?
-
-Yeah, his hiccups!
-
-(both)
They're gone!
-
-Yay!
-Yeah!
-
-Yay... [hiccup]
-
[all groan]
-Oh, no!
-
-Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
-
I never thought I'd [hiccup]
get the hiccups and go boom.
-
-Orange, it's not your fault.
-
-Yeah, could happen to anyone.
Look at Kiwi.
-
-I know. He's everywhere.
-
[laughs, then hiccups] Oh.
-
-We've got to figure
out a way to stop them.
-
-Oh, no.
They're getting worse by the second.
-
-[hiccuping]:
Help... me.
-
-Hey, uh, Orange?
-
I know we just met and all, but...
-
-We're really sorry this
is happening to you, Orange.
-
You seemed like such a great--
[crashing/crumbling sound]
-
-What was that?
-I don't know. It kind of sounded like a--
-
-Gorilla!
-Huh?
-
[bananas screaming]
-
[all screaming]
-
[gorilla hoots and chomps]
-
-Whoa! That guy doesn't
monkey around. [laughs]
-
-How did that thing get in here?
-
-Poor boomerangs. I don't think they'll
come back from that one. [laughs]
-
-Okay, we get it. Enough.
-
-I wonder why they didn't
give him the slip. [laughs]
-
-[groans]
-Oh, my God.
-
Orange, your hiccups!
-What about them?
-
-They're gone!
-
-Wow, gorilla
must've scared them away.
-
-Yay!
-Yay!
-
-Yay! Whoo-hoo!
-
-Now that's what I call a close-- [hiccup]
-
Oh, crap.
-
-Sounds like a like a Hungry Hungry Hippo-- [laughs]
-
[laughter]
-(director) Cut.
-
All right, guys.
-I'm sorry. He started laughing and--
-
-I can't help it.
It sounds so funny when you hiccup.
-
-[clears throat]
From the top, from the top, here we go.
-
-(director) Action!
-It's [hiccup] not...