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I've defeated the Decepticons,
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The Megatrons.
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The Photons.
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The Icons.
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The Jamaican-mons
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But now, they want revenge.
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And they're coming.
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They're everywhere.
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Computer: "Welcome. You've got mail."
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"What the fuck!"
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We don't know exactly
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how many of them there are.
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But we do know one thing for sure.
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There's probably more than three.
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"Hello!"
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"Uh.."
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Lamp: "Ew, get off."
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scream
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Some people think I'm crazy.
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But I know better.
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"What do you want from me!"
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"Talk to me you stupid umbrella."
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Girl: "Luis Stevens, are you just gonna
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keep talking to that lamp all day?"
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"Shut up Megan,
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I know what I'm doing."
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"What kind of name is Fox anyways?"
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"What are you some kind of Werewolf?"
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Girl: "Pfff, whatever."
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"Go back to Twilight you newb!"
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It doesn't matter who you are,
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where you're from,
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or why you're from there.
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Or who you are.
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All the matters is that
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we are all going to die.
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Maybe.
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"Vroom Vroom."
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Car: "Welcome."
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gasp
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Car: "Hey, come back."
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"Who said that?"
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Car: "I just wanted you to
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feel my comfy cushions,
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maybe take a look underneath my hood,
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check my oil."
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"Stay away from me!"
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Lamp: "Hey, I'm a lamp dumb ass."
