George Carlin - Flamethrowers

Think for a moment,

of the concept,

of the flamethrower.

Ok, the flamethrower.

Because we have them.

Well, we don't have them.

The Army has them.

That's right,

we don't have any flamethrowers.

I'd say we're fucked if we have

to go up aginst the Army wouldn't you?

But we have flamethrowers!

And what this indicates to me,

it means that at some point,

some person said to himself.

"Gee, I'd sure like to set those people

on fire over there. But I'm way

too far away to get the job done.

If only I had something that

would throw flame on them."

Well it might have ended right there,

but he mentioned it to his friend.

His friend who was good with tools.

And about a month later he was back,

"Hey quite a concept."

*flamethrower noises*

And of course the Army heard about it.

And they came around,

"We'd like to buy about 500,000 of them please."

"We have some people that
we'd like to throw flame on."

"Make us 500,000 of them

and paint them dark brown."

"We don't want anyone to see them."

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