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-♪ Jingle Bells, Batman smells ♪
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♪ I just crapped my pants ♪
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Oh wait, I'm not wearing pants.
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[laughing]
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-Ho, ho, ho!
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-Whoa!
-Merry Christmas.
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-Who are you?
-Why, I'm Santa Claus.
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-Santa Claus?
Is that a fruit or a vegetable?
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-Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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No, I'm a person.
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-You're kinda red;
you could be an apple.
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-No, I bring presents to all
the good children on Christmas.
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-Presents?
-Why, yes.
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-I want one billion dollars.
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-Well that's a bit much,
don't you think?
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-Uh-uh, I want a billion
dollars and a gallon of gas.
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-A gallon of gas?
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-Yeah, 'cause I'm running
out of juice. [laughs]
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-Oh.
-Get it?
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-Juice.
-Very funny.
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-[laughs] I'm an orange.
-I know.
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-Hey! Hey, Santa!
-Yes?
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-Santa, hey!
-What?
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-Can I give you a present?
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-Well... I guess.
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-[burps, laughs]
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-That was very naughty!
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-Hey! Hey, Santa!
-What?
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-Do you like to go to the beach?
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-Well... I guess, yeah.
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-Then I'm gonna
call you "Sandy" Claus.
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[laughs]
-That's not my name.
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-Get it? Sandy Claus? [laughs]
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Oh, I "sleigh" me.
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-Ho, ho, ho,
yeah, very funny.
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-Hey! Hey, Sandy!
-It's Santa.
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-Hey, Sandy!
-Santa!
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-Hey, Sandy, hey!
-It's Santa!
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-Hey, you wanna hear the most
annoying sound in the world?
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-No!
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-Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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-Please stop!
-Nyaaaaaaaaaah!
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-Stop! Stop!
-Nyaaaaaaaaaaah!
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-Okay!
-Okay, what?
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-You know, there are some
naughty boys and girls out there,
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but you, you top the list.
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Who taught you your manners?
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You aren't getting anything
but coal in your sock this year.
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-Socks? How can I wear socks?
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I don't even have feet. [laughs]
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-[groans in frustration]
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-(Orange) Hey, hey Sandy!
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-(Santa) What?
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-(Orange) Can you move over a little?
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You're giving me "Claus-trophobia."
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[Orange laughs, Santa groans]
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Get it? Claus-trophobia? [laughing]
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-(Santa) Yes! Yes, I get it!
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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-(Orange) You're an apple!
