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[Dr. in Blue] ♪ Hey Miss Miller,
we just need a stool sample. ♪
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[Miss Miller] ♪ Why do you need
a stool sample
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if you think I'm just a nut? ♪
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[Both Dr. & Turk] ♪ Cuz the answer's
not in your head my dear. ♪
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♪ It's in your butt. ♪
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[Dr. in Blue Scrubs] ♪ You see
everything comes down to poo. ♪
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♪ From the top of your head
to the sole of your shoe. ♪
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♪ We can figure out what's wrong
with you by looking at your poo. ♪
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Turk?
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[Turk] ♪ Do you have a hemorrhoid
or is it rectal cancer? ♪
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♪ When you flush your dookie down,
you flush away the answer. ♪
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[Dr. in Blue] ♪ It doesn't really
matter if it's hard or if it's loose. ♪
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♪ We'll figure out what's ailing you
as long as it's a deuce. ♪
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Yes!
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♪ Everything comes down to- ♪
(Repeated) ♪ Everything comes down to- ♪
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[Dr. in Blue] ♪ Cardiovascular
and lymphatic, yes,
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the nervous system too. ♪
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♪ All across the nation we trust
in defecation. ♪
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♪ Everything comes down to poo. ♪
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[Turk] ♪ If you want to know what's wrong,
don't sit and act so cool.
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♪ Just be a man and eat some bread,
and drop the kids off at the pool. ♪
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[Lady in Robe] My stomach hurts.
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[Dr. in Blue] ♪ Check the poo. ♪
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[Lady in Striped Shirt]
I sprained my ankle.
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[Turk] ♪ Check the poo. ♪
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[Man in Blue Shirt] I was shot.
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[Dr. in Blue] ♪ Check the poo. ♪
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>> A homeless guy through poo
in my eye.
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[Turk] ♪ Check the poo. ♪
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>> Mine or his?
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[Dr. in Blue] ♪ First him than you. ♪
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[Both Dr. & Turk] ♪ It may sound gross,
you may say shush. ♪
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♪ But we need to see
what comes out of your tush! ♪
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[All] ♪ Because everything
comes down to poo. ♪
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♪ Whether it's a tumor
or a touch of the flu- ♪
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[Both Dr .& Turk] ♪ Please won't you
pinch us off a big fat clue. ♪
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[Turk] ♪ Our number one test is
your number two. ♪
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[All] ♪ If there's no breeze,
then light a match. ♪
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♪ Please everything comes down to- ♪
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[Dr. in Blue] ♪ Doo doo!
[TURK] Doo doo! ♪
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[Dr. in Blue] ♪ Doo doo!
[TURK] Doo doo! ♪
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[All] ♪ Everything comes down to...
Poo! ♪
