Scrubs- Everything comes down to poo

hey Miss Miller we just need a stool
sample why do you need a stool sample if
you think I'm just a
nut cuz the answer's not in your head my
dear it's in your
butt you
see everything comes down to poo from
the top of your head to the sole of your
shoe we can figure out what's wrong with
you by looking at your poo Turk do you
have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer
when you flush your dookie down you
flush away the answer it doesn't really
matter if it's hard or if it's loose
we'll figure out what's ailing you as
long as it's a deuce yes everything
comes down
to cardiovascular and lymphatic yes the
nervous system too all across the nation
We Trust in defecation everything comes
down to
poo if you want to know what's wrong
don't sit and act so cool just be a man
and eat some bread and drop the kids off
at the pool my stomach hurts check the
Poo sprain my ankle check the Poo I was
shot check the Poo a homeless guy
through poo in my eye check the Poo mine
or his first him than
you it may sound gross you may say shush
but we need to see what comes out of
your T because everything comes down to
poo whether it's a tumor or a touch of
the flu please won't you pinch us off a
big fat clue our number one test is your
number two if there's no light a match
please everything comes down
to everything comes down to