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Scrubs- Everything comes down to poo

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    [Dr. in Blue] ♪ Hey Miss Miller,
    we just need a stool sample. ♪
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    [Miss Miller] ♪ Why do you need
    a stool sample
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    if you think I'm just a nut? ♪
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    [Both Dr. & Turk] ♪ Cuz the answer's
    not in your head my dear. ♪
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    ♪ It's in your butt. ♪
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    [Dr. in Blue Scrubs] ♪ You see
    everything comes down to poo. ♪
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    ♪ From the top of your head
    to the sole of your shoe. ♪
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    ♪ We can figure out what's wrong with
    you by looking at your poo. ♪
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    Turk?
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    [Turk] ♪ Do you have a hemorrhoid
    or is it rectal cancer? ♪
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    ♪ When you flush your dookie down,
    you flush away the answer. ♪
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    [Dr. in Blue] ♪ It doesn't really
    matter if it's hard or if it's loose. ♪
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    ♪ We'll figure out what's ailing you
    as long as it's a deuce. ♪
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    Yes!
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    ♪ Everything comes down to- ♪
    (Repeated) ♪ Everything comes down to- ♪
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    [Dr. in Blue] ♪ Cardiovascular
    and lymphatic, yes,
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    the nervous system too. ♪
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    ♪ All across the nation we trust
    in defecation. ♪
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    ♪ Everything comes down to poo. ♪
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    [Turk] ♪ If you want to know what's wrong,
    don't sit and act so cool.
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    ♪ Just be a man and eat some bread,
    and drop the kids off at the pool. ♪
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    [Lady in Robe] My stomach hurts.
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    [Dr. in Blue] ♪ Check the poo. ♪
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    [Lady in Striped Shirt]
    I sprained my ankle.
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    [Turk] ♪ Check the poo. ♪
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    [Man in Blue Shirt] I was shot.
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    [Dr. in Blue] ♪ Check the poo. ♪
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    >> A homeless guy through poo
    in my eye.
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    [Turk] ♪ Check the poo. ♪
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    >> Mine or his?
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    [Dr. in Blue] ♪ First him than you. ♪
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    [Both Dr. & Turk] ♪ It may sound gross,
    you may say shush. ♪
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    ♪ But we need to see what comes out of
    your tush! ♪
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    [All] ♪ Because everything comes down to
    poo. ♪
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    ♪ Whether it's a tumor
    or a touch of the flu- ♪
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    [Both Dr .& Turk] ♪ Please won't you
    pinch us off a big fat clue. ♪
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    [Turk] ♪ Our number one test is
    your number two. ♪
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    [All] ♪ If there's no breeze,
    then light a match. ♪
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    ♪ Please everything comes down to- ♪
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    [Dr. in Blue] ♪ Doo doo!
    [TURK] Doo doo! ♪
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    [Dr. in Blue] ♪ Doo doo!
    [TURK] Doo doo! ♪
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    [All] ♪ Everything comes down to...
    Poo! ♪
Title:
Scrubs- Everything comes down to poo
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:08

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