Prenatal Pole Dancing DVD

hey I'm Roxy Fedaro, and I'm here to show you how you can be seductive and confident with my new dvd

prenatal pole dancing

many pregnant women experience these things called hormones

because like you're a total fat ass so you don't feel sexy any more

that's why you need something i like to call

seducitdence, that's seduct and confidence put together

just because you've put on an extra 50 pounds does not mean you're not hot

prenatal pole dancing works because when men see pregnant women, they know she's down for sex

so when you start start pole dancing, men can't handle it and they want to fondle it.

thats trademarked

i can use these pole dancing moves anywhere i mean anywhere there's music you can start dancing right?

and a lot of men seem to like it.

which is good because i actually dont know who the father of my baby is

[farts] it happens he'll understand

i asked Roxy Fedaro, "hey, is it ok for me to be pole dancing while I'm pregnant"

she said, "I'm not a doctor, but yes, it's fine"

so many things are dangerous

driving a car, walking down the street, roller skating, eating too many jelly beans, staying up to late, pole dancing

wait no not pole dancing, but danger is sexy

I cant see my fucking ladyparts anymore

but I can show you how I work em

call now

act now before your pregancy is over

and the cold pole feels good on my 'roids.