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Mogwa : I'm with my girlfriend
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Jamong : Babe~~
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Jamong : What is taking so long?
(cut that off)
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Jamong : babe come in the bathroom
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Jamong : Oppa, let's take a shower together
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Jamong : I'm with my boyfriend
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Jamong : he's punk
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Jamong : so I'll dump him today
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Mogwa : hey?
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Jamong : you crazy
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Mogwa : you wanna go to Han river?
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Jamong : we're going to Han river
(it's nice weather so we going to Han river)
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Mogwa : how about eating chicken in Han river?
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(it take time to choose)
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Jamong : let's go to Han river, Nice weather
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Mogwa : hold on
(Getting a call from someone)
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I'm with my girlfriend
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(she like it)
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Mogwa : I'm dating my girlfriend
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Mogwa : it's been so long since I dated her, maybe 4 months?
(she's smiling with I said she's my girlfriend)
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Jamong : wait what?
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(she like it)
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Mogwa : see you later
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Mogwa : bye
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Jamong : that was at me?
(obiously)
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Mogwa : that was not at you
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Jamong : it's been 4 months since we dated?
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Jamong : since when?
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Mogwa : that was not at you
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Jamong : What the..
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Mogwa : I meant idol group "Girlfriend'
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(everybody beat me these days)
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Jamong : you said "I'm with my girlfriend"
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Mogwa : yeah
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Mogwa : so what?
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Jamong : that was at me?
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Mogwa : yeah..
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Jamong : since when?
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Jamong : I didn't know we're dating
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(dating her without her knowing)
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Mogwa : maybe 4 months..
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Jamong : what? what month is this month?
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Jamong : it was December 4 months ago
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Jamong : then we're dated since last December?
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Mogwa : you're right
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Jamong : I didn't know we're dating
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Mogwa : but I thought we're dating
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Jamong : I'm getting mad
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Jamong : because you're dating me without me knowing
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(She's so serious that I'm dumfounded)
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Mogwa : I just thought you're my girlfriend
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Jamong : I didn't know I'm your girlfriend
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(same here)
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Mogwa : why didn't you know that?
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Jamong : I hit on you many times, but you played hard on me
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(getting a call from someone)
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Mogwa : hello
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Mogwa : I'm with my girlfriend
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Mogwa : no.. I have my girlfriend
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Mogwa : I told you
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Mogwa : I told you
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Jamong : Oppa~ come on in the bathroom, let's take a shower together
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Jamong : what U doing? come on
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Mogwa : I GOTTA go now, I'll call you back later
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Mogwa : no way
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Mogwa : no
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Mogwa : I'm not at home, working now
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Mogwa : bye
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Mogwa : what's wrong with you?
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Jamong : because I'm your girlfriend
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Mogwa : but I was talking to a friend, where's your manners?
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Jamong : hey come on
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Jamong : does your friend know your girlfriend's Jamong?
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Mogwa : he doesn't know
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Jamong : why?
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Jamong : tell your friend everythig
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Mogwa : I just said "I have girlfriend"
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Jamong : but everyone would assume your girlfriend's Jamong
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(where that confidence come from?)
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Mogwa : I don't know
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Jamong : WHAT THE..
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Jamong : I get mad when you act like this
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Jamong : you always do something without me knowing
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Mogwa : You know? I wanted to surprise you
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Jamong : that's not funny
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Jamong : just ridiculous
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Jamong : let me get this straight
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Jamong : can I assume I'm dating you now?
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Mogwa : one sec
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(WHAT A TIMING)
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Mogwa : hello, I'm with my girlfriend
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Jamong : BABE~~
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(CUT THAT OFF)
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Jamong : What is taking so long?
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Jamong : come on, I can't wait
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Mogwa : that's how she jokes
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Jamong : I'm Jamong by the way
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(who are you talking to?)
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Jamong : your friend must know I'm Jamong
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Mogwa : I'm hainging out with Jamong
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Jamong : I'm girlfriend of Mogwa
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Mogwa : No No~
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Mogwa : see you later, I'll leave soon
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Jamong : wait what? we're going to Han river, you can't leave me
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Jamong : What's wrong with you?
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Mogwa : what's the matter?
(she's mad)
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Mogwa : I'll meet my friend after dropping by Han river
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Jamong : If I were someone else, I would never see you
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Mogwa : If I were someone else, I would never see me
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Jamong : stop joking
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Mogwa : I'm being serious
(I'm nothing without joke)
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Jamong : stop joking
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Mogwa : that's not a joke, I don't feel like joking
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Jamong : don't say I'm your girlfriend to anyone
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Jamong : I'll sue you for defamation and human rights abuse
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Mogwa : what?
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Jamong : you don't care how I feel
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Jamong : and you're spreading rumors
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Mogwa : is that wrong?
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Jamong : are you kidding me? that's wrong
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Jamong : I'll sue you
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Mogwa : then I'll sue you too for defamation
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Mogwa : you'll get to prison
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Jamong : let's meet in court
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Mogwa : okay
(it end up meeting in court)
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Jamong : stop joking
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Jamong : I'll never see you if you act like this again
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Mogwa : come on
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Jamong : if I'm seeing someone
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Jamong : if you're spreading rumors
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Jamong : you'll put me in trouble
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Mogwa : fair enough
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Mogwa : are you seeing someone?
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Jamong : I'm not dating anyone but something going on
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Mogwa : really?
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Jamong : I text 100 guys
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Mogwa : for me, 600 women
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(infantile)
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Jamong : actually for me, 300 guys
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Mogwa : for me, 1000 women
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Jamong : you're amazing
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Jamong : stop it
(getting a call again)
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Mogwa : hello? I'm with my girlfriend
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Jamong : you're kidding
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(she doesn't believe me)
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Mogwa : I'm grabbing something with her
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Jamong : what? no
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Mogwa : I'll go to a restaurant soon
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Jamong : we're going to Han river
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Mogwa : we're heading to Han river
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Jamong : let's have a chicken in Han river
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Mogwa : I'm eating a chicken with my girlfriend
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Mogwa : why are you beating me?
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Mogwa : I'll call you back
(I hung up before she take my phone)
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Jamong : you didn't get a call
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Mogwa : yes
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Jamong : stop joking around
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Mogwa : I'm not joking around
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Jamong : no you're
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Jamong : don't test my patience
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Mogwa : I didn't test your patience
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Jamong : stop it before I throw out a bottle of water
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Mogwa : calm down
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Jamong : let's go
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Mogwa : okay, hold on
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Mogwa : hello
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Mogwa : I'm with my girlfriend
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Jamong : U Crazy?
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Jamong : what u doing with coffee?
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(she's exhausted)
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Mogwa : bye
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Jamong : I'm gonna kill you
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Mogwa : what?
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Jamong : enough
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Mogwa : okay
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Jamong : what u doing?
(getting a call from tissue)
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Mogwa : hello
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Mogwa : I'm with my girlfriend
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Jamong : Stop it!!
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Jamong : What's wrong with U?
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Mogwa : hello, I'm with my girlfriend
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Jamong : I'm going
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Mogwa : where are u going?
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Jamong : fxck off
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(she's angry)
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Mogwa : I'm having a date in Han river with my girlfriend
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Mogwa : Jamong, that was a joke
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Jamong : I'm gonna home
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Mogwa : please, I'm sorry
(I didn't expect she got off)
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(look like I'm never sorry)
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Jamong : are you going to Han river or not?
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Mogwa : letr's go now
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(it make sense she's pissed off)
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Mogwa : want some vitamins?
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Jamong : stop joking
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Mogwa : I'm taking care of you
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Jamong : my throat hurt
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Mogwa : want some?
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Jamong : get me one
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Mogwa : one sec
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Mogwa : hello
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Mogwa : I'm with my girlfriend
(I'll sue me)
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Mogwa : I'm going to Han river
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Jamong : hello, I'm with my boyfriend
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Jamong : he's punk
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Jamong : so I'll dump him today
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Mogwa : hey! I got dumped today
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Jamong : are you setting me on a blind date with a hot guy?
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Jamong : then are you available this evening?
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Mogwa : this evening works for me
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Jamong : set me up with the guy
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Mogwa : why not? I'll go on a blind date
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Jamong : can you say to him "I can't wait to date you today even tough I don't know who he is"
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Mogwa : I have the blind date
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Mogwa : can you say to her "I'm so good looking and ripped"
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Jamong : I'm not seeing the punk anymore
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Mogwa : she broke up today? then I'll hit on her
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Jamong : see you later, make sure you introduce me to him
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Mogwa : see you later
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Mogwa : wait, where are you meeting him?
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Jamong : Bund dang
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Mogwa : I'll go to Bund dang
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Jamong : let's meet in Seoul not Bund dang
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Mogwa : I'll follow you wherever you go
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Mogwa : I'm gonna go to Han river now
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Jamong : stop
(we both called friend)
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Jamong : what's funny?
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Mogwa : It was funny
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Jamong : I'm hungry
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Mogwa : okay
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Jamong : don't
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Jamong : just let's go
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Jamong : drive within 5 sec
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Mogwa : hello?
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Jamong : you crazy
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Jamong : you crazy
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Jamong : your craziness level's getting up
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Jamong : I'm freaking me out, oh my gosh
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Mogwa : so funny, you're killing me
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Jamong : stop
