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The Real Signs You're Old

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    Happy birthday, buddy.
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    Cheers
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    Getting old.
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    I know.
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    We heading out?
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    Hey, yeah. Paddy's on his way here. Have a seat.
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    I'll give him a text.
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    Okay. Yep.
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    Ahhhh...
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    What was that?
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    Hmm?
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    You
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    You made a noise when you sat down.
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    No, I didn't.
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    You did yeah
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    Really?
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    You never used to do that.
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    Pardon?
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    Is there something wrong with your hearing?
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    This couch has no lumbar support.
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    What?
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    Now
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    Now what?
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    What?
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    Did you just say now for
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    no reason whatsoever?
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    So, where are we heading?
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    Oh, yeah. We're just heading to the pub for a pint
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    Oh, smashing.
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    Smashing?
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    Who the hell says smashing?
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    Oh, it's almost 12:30
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    When did you start wearing your watch upside down?
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    What's that?
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    It's in case there's no seats in the beer garden.
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    Uh
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    okay.
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    Good morning.
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    Good afternoon.
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    Ugh
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    We make tracks, gang?
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    Gang?
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    Tracks?
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    He's been like this since he got here.
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    I don't know what's happening.
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    Oh
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    I've read about this.
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    I think he might be...
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    old.
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    Gavin
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    Hmm?
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    Would you like to own your own castle?
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    No.
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    Why not?
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    It'd be impossible to heat.
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    Oh
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    he is old.
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    I mean, imagine the bills and I...
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    Oh my god, I am old.
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    I knew it this morning when I got up
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    and it was a brisk fresh day
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    and I went for a walk.
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    A walk?
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    Yeah.
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    What? To where?
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    I just did a loop.
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    A [ _____ ] circle?
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    Ugh
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    The worst part is I enjoyed it.
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    And then I called the police and some youths.
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    Some what?
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    You what? Like young people?
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    They were a loitering, I think.
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    Oh, Jesus Christ.
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    How do I fix this?
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    You can't stop it.
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    What if I got a two-seater red sports car
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    and a younger girlfriend?
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    Might delay it maybe.
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    Or an alotment.
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    No
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    It's just I'd really love to get an alotment.
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    Ahhh
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    Let's just go to the pub.
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    You're not bringing the chair.
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    Okay.
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Title:
The Real Signs You're Old
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Video Language:
English
Team:
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Duration:
02:09

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