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The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)

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    Tired of using regular blankets like this asshole?
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    Do they somehow destroy your heating bills?
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    Do you struggle when trying to figure out how to put them on?
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    Are mundane tasks like answering the phone now impossibly difficult?
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    Well, morons now there are hopes with the new "What The Fuck" blanket.
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    The blanket that will ruin your sex life.
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    Now you can answer the phone with confidence. Awesome.
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    Help grandpa enjoy the o'reilly factor.
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    Spoiler alert. Snape kills Dumbledore.
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    You dad will blog about how comfortable he is.
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    I can't believe a black man's a president.
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    The WTF blanket is made of the exact same materials regular blankets are,
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    but looks twice as retarded.
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    Basically it's a robe that you wear backwards.
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    The WTF blanket would turn you into a complete shut-in that never leaves the house.
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    So color a book,
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    drink some tea
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    and hold a baby.
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    You know, things you can't do in a regular blanket.
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    And don't worry. One size fits all.
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    So creepy dad can lie in a seductive pose.
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    With the WTF blanket,
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    you can take your dog and roast him on an open fire.
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    Ruin your child self esteem and wear it in public.
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    Sarah's not getting a date to the porn.
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    Look at her!
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    So whether you are reading the obituaries,
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    or viewing a scrambled porn
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    or clogging your arteries,
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    or telling a racist joke.
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    You will look like a tool!
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    Believe it or not.
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    Some dumbasses have paid as much as 60 bucks for the WTF blanket,
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    which kinda makes me wanna scream.
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    Available in blueberry, mint and blood flavours.
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    Call now and receive a free....
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    Flashlight?
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    Why would you need a flashlight with your blanket?
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    And she doesn't even need it. Look, you can see the text from here.
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    She is reading it in broad daylight.
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    What the..... Damnit!
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    Side effects of the WTF blanket include but are not limited to:
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    Heart failure, herpe, social awkwardness,never getting laid,
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    looking like a dick, super herpes.
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    The WTF blanket.
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    Just....give up
Title:
The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)
Video Language:
English
Duration:
01:45

English subtitles

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