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Greetings!
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The level we are playing Starcraft 2 on is "Lost Temple"?
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Hello!
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Truly, that level provides unfair advantages to Terran players!
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Ahoy there!
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My opponent is named 'Husky' and his mode of address is 'H to the Usky Husky'
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Very well, good luck and have fun, let us begin!
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I am very fond of the Protoss race
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I' faith, that is the truth!
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But those mechanical and somewhat overpowered Marauders
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deal terrible damage upon Protoss
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So I decided to switch my allegiances to the Zerg race
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Yes, my transfer was indeed very rapid
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To be sure, no other race shall ever
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produce more units than myself!
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Pray tell, are you a beginner to this game?
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If so, please stop playing this fine entertainment
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You have tried producing large numbers of Reaper units
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But I have destroyed them all
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If you are in the third-highest and rather skillful Diamond league of players
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Then you are without doubt of an inferior quality to other Diamond denizens
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For if you attempt to deploy your
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massed ranks of human soldiers
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I shall then deploy my own
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Banelings
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(which, as you may know, are a highly mobile biological bomb)
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Indeed!
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Yet more banelings!
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Genuinely
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Could there be more banelings?
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Certainly!
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They are akin to a green-coloured landmine (that can also move)
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Yes, a mine!
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Banelings, surely
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I must say!
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Banelings, yes?
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No doubt!
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Banelings!
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Haha, I laugh at your discomfort!
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Once again, their similarity to moving landmines strikes me as an apt parallel
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When I am playing against an opponent such as you
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I could triumph with any combination of units or strategies, no matter how flawed
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You are launching your structures into the air
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Frankly, I disagree with this tactic - it is not intelligent
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I would prefer to stay composed
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But you steadfastly refuse to declare 'Good Game' and surrender
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I must insist that you should exit this game
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And improve your general attitude, appearance, looks, etc.
