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Annoying Orange 5: More Annoying Orange

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    -[flutters lips]
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    [sighs]
    It's kinda lonely in here all by myself.
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    Hmm... Oh...
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    -[muffled noises]
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    -Hey, what's that?
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    -Whoa! Hello, that was fun.
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    [laughs]
    -Hey, you're an orange!
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    -Hey, you're an orange!
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    -I'm an orange!
    -I'm an orange!
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    -That's what I said.
    -That's what I said.
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    -Hey, hey Orange,
    you wanna hear a joke?
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    -Okay.
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    -Why'd the chicken cross the--
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    -Hey, hey Orange!
    -What?
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    -Why'd the orange go blind?
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    -Huh?
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    -'Cause he was low on Vitamin C.
    [guffaws]
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    -Hey, I was telling jokes.
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    -Get it? Vitamin C?
    [guffawing]
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    -Hey, hey Orange!
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    What'd the orange say
    before he went to work?
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    -"Back to the rind." [guffaws]
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    -Hey, that's my joke!
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    [guffawing continues]
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    Hey, hey Orange,
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    how many oranges does it
    take to screw in a light bulb?
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    [grunts, farts]
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    [laughs]
    -What was that?
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    I was in the middle of
    telling a joke and then you just--
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    -[wet fart] Oh.
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    There was a little pulp in that one.
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    [laughs]
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    -What is wrong with you?
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    -I think I'm a little ripe. [guffaws]
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    -Oh yeah?
    Well, I bet you can't do this.
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    [burps, laughs]
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    -Oh, anybody can do that. Watch.
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    [belches loudly]
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    Told you I'm ripe.
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    -You're annoying.
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    -No, I'm not. I'm an orange.
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    -Well you're--
    -Hey, hey Orange,
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    why'd the orange fall out of a tree?
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    -'Cause you're stupid?
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    -'Cause he went out on a limb. [laughs]
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    -[growls]
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    -[continues laughing]
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    I'm so funny.
    I tell the best jokes in the world.
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    -Hey, Orange!
    -What? What is it, Orange?
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    -Knife.
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    -Huh?
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    [screaming]
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    -[laughing]
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    -[agonized screams]
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    -Hey Orange, way to go.
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    You've got lots of guts. [laughs]
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    Get it? Guts?
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    [laughs]
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    Oh, that's a lot better.
    Peace and quiet.
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    Hey, what are you doing?
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    -Oh!
    -Whoa! Ow!
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    -Hey, watch out.
    -No.
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    -Hey, another orange!
    -Hey, it's another orange!
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    -Hey, Orange!
    -Hey, Orange!
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    -Nooooooooooooooo!
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
Annoying Orange 5: More Annoying Orange
Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:24

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