Halle Hangs with Ellen!

And I heard you had a very scary incident with her recently.

Oh, I did. But every mom in here can relate, when you lose your kid in the department store.

[laughter]

Wow.

And you— Talk about sweating.

Yeah.

[laughter]

She was standing there, and I—

I had her hand, I swear I did.

And then all of a sudden, I looked down at a price tag or something, and she toddled off with—

It seemed like two seconds!

And then the next thing you know, I look back around and it was like

[whoosh]

Oh my god.

Gone.

And I said, Nala?

Nala. Nala!

[laughter]

Gone. And my heart just started (thumping) and I was like,

"Close the store! Shut the doors! My daughter's gone!"

Like, I became a lunatic.

You went from zero to, like, crazy, like—

Like that.

Well, I don't blame you, really, but—

Like that.

So, and, where— what happened?

She was right next to me

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in a rounder of clothes, where the pants were hanging.

She was right there.

And after I became a lunatic and totally embarrased myself,

she stuck her head out and she said, "Hi!"

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And I— ugh.

Oh man.

Alright, well, I don't want that to happen.

I heard about the situation and I wanna make sure that that doesn't happen again.

So I got her something that she can wear.

Bring it on out— I think— Andy?

[laughter]

Let's make sure—

[laughter]

[laughter and applause]

So, she wears that, and then:

"If found return to Oscar winner, Halle Berry"

Alright?

That should do it.

That should do it.

Let's clear up some rumors while you're here, OK?

OK.

I heard that you are gonna play Oprah in a movie about her life.

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Did you hear that?

Yes. Yes, I did.

I'm so not gonna play Oprah.

No?

No.

No.

I was like, "Hey, Oprah. Am I playing you? Just tell me."

Because nobody has told me this.

Right.

And I don't know where these rumors come from.

Is there even a movie being made? Or is—

It was just a kind of—

I don't know.

Yeah.

I mean, it's not that I wouldn't wanna play Oprah, if ever there was a movie.

But I just don't know how this stuff gets made up.

OK. Because I was gonna play Oprah, but that's OK.

[laughter]

I'm not gonna do it now.

If you really— If you would wanna do it, I just wouldn't— That's why I was asking.

[laughter]

Well, I just played a Southern white racist, so you could play Oprah.

Right. Right. I— yeah.

Easily. Easily.

I mean— I mean, it's just acting.

It is acting.

You know, that's all it is.

Alright, uh, and the other rumor that I heard is that you very much enjoy being naked.

[laughter]

Look, you're not disputing it.

[laughter]

Yeah.

That's taking too long to say "no".

[laughter]

You like being naked?

I do like being naked.

And— And— And what, uh—

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Thank you.

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I wasn't saying anything's wrong with it.

Don't you? Do you like being naked?

Do I like being naked?

Um, it depends on what context.

I've heard about people that actually clean their house naked.

I don't understand that.

Do you clean your house—

No, I don't clean my house naked.

No, but I've— Have you heard of people like that?

Mmhmm.

They clean their house naked and do things naked.

I'm not naked unless there's a necessity for it.

Like, I'll shower naked. Um...

Right.

[laughter]

Well, that's good.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'll, uh, you know—

I show— I will be naked when it's— when it's necessary.

But there's no need to just be naked for the sense of being naked.

What— just walking around the house? You don't— You can't just be—

[laughter]

Do you just walk around the house naked?

Sometimes.

Like, just, during the day— you just don't put clothes on?

[laughter]

Sometimes.

Wow.

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